Rom/Quotes

This page lists the in-game quotes from Rom.

To Any Funkey

 * Hello! My Name Is ROM
 * Sometimes, if I really get scared, I long for my motherboard.
 * You look familiar. I know I've seen your screensaver somewhere before.
 * UB Funkeys are a little "dial-up" when it comes to processing data, if you know what I mean.
 * If you want the latest download, log on to the FunkeyNet. Everything else is snail mail.
 * Why'd the CPU cross the road? 010 11 10101! LOL!

To Thug
Needs tested

To E. P. Royalton
Needs tested