Funkeystown

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Park
This isn't actually a room, it's just a game.

Museum
Look at some old stuff, then break some old stuff.

Moving on...

Train Station
i like trains

Scratch room
I wish they played rock here.

Anyone else a Periphery fan?

Lotus room
Ah, nature. I don't have anything else to say.

Drift room
They drive cars. Their game has nothing to do with cars.

Waggs room
You know how people say that dogs are not very intelligent?

Not here.

Holler room
I'll probably find some rock here.

What about Rise Against? Anybody like them?

Starset?

Anybody?

Alright, I'll get back to work...

Gabby room
Eh, never really liked her.

Shopping District
Most of these have horrible items.

Maybe except for the paint place.

Funkeystown Fine Rides
Nothing screams "false advertising" like making you go deep into another zone to get the car on the roof.

Perfume Pansy
The only one I can remember the name of.

The dentist
Ah, I just love the sounds of drilling and screaming, don't you?

The fountain
Seems like more of a tourist attraction than a bath.

Portals
You can get anywhere from here!

Magma Gorge
Northwest, I think. Can't check now.

Laputta Station
How can any of them survive there? It's just floating in space.

Kelpsy Basin
How can most of them survive there? It's completely underwater.

And only one of them has gills.

Funkiki Island
I think I know why Three Days Grace is terrible now.

Daydream Oasis
I have never seen any of these places in a daydream.

Or in a normal dream.

Nightmare Rift
I hate every ape I see

From chimpan-a to chimpan-z

No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my god, I was wrong

It was earth all along

You've finally made a monkey

(Yes we've finally made a monkey)

You've fi

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Out

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Meeeeeeee

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

Paradox Green
I'm too afraid to try to backup my saves to try this.

Hidden Realm
Izuru Kamakura's favorite Portal.

''...No? Nobody gets that reference?''

Aight...

Royalton Racing Complex
You finally get to be a celebrity.

Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands
...Or not.

Angus Manor
That's not even a portal.

It's just some guy's house.