Welcome to Funkiki

Welcome to Funkiki is a cutscene in Funkiki Island. It plays when the player first enters Funkiki Island.

Transcript
Jerry Pearl: ''Whoa! How'd you get through the portal? Well welcome to Funkiki Island! We haven't had visitors since the Great Disaster! An event so gnarly I couldn't return home. So I became the number one beach bum, tourguide, and local legend here... The name's Jerry. Come along with me, and I'll give you the official tour!''

Jerry: ''Originally this island was designed to be the coolest Funkeys vacation spot ever. Its gear store, Chum Divers, is run by the Nibble who offer snorkeling, guided fishing tours, and swweeeeeet pearl diving excursions. Find them babies and kachingaling!''

Jerry: The Sol worship the sun, so natch they set up a luxurious beach resort where Funkeys could just kick it and soak up some rays.

Jerry: ''The Webley explorers forged the first primitive outpost deep in the jungles of Funkiki Island, offering tours to only the most courageous Funkey travelers. Beware! Something hairy eats toes out there.''

Jerry: ''Believing Funkiki Island was just shy of paradise, the Flurry created "Mt. Carousel" to be Terrapinia's premier ski resort. They spent a lot of bank importing primo snow, and even handpicked each snowflake from the tallest peaks around Terrapinia... They make a mighty tasty snowcone too!''

Jerry: ''Lately though some funny looking natives have appeared and started stealing Funkeys' coins! And before you know it they disappeared back into the jungle toward that ginormo volcano. Luckily I've got nothing but coconuts, which means I've got no worries!''