Cons Yer Man!

Cons Yer Man! is a cutscene in Funkeystown and the Royalton Racing Complex. It is shown when purchasing a car for the first time.

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Con: ''Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a sweet ride! You are one hard Funkey to bargain with! Of course now that you have such a fine set of wheels, you're going to need somewhere to store that baby! Yeah!''

Con: ''Well, you can't really park that beauty in the middle of your living room now can you? A fine ride like that deserves a place of its own! You should think of building a garage onto your crib to really show those wheels off!''

Con: ''Building a garage? It's easy! Just go to your crib, and you will see what to do! Now can I interest you in a warranty or maybe a special undercoat? ....Wait, don't run off! ....Where are you going? ....Don't forget ....If you need any more cars, Con's your man!''