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King Sidd (Character)

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'''King Sidd''' is a character found in the [[Hidden Realm]].

[[File:TheEnlightenedPathCutscene1.jpg|thumb|right|King Sidd, meditating.]]

== Appearance ==

King Sidd is an Oni, and thus shares most of his design elements with them. He shares their white body, as well as the arrangement of their skin markings and their especially tiny eyes. King Sidd's markings are a light gray color as opposed to red, and he seems to be missing his tusks outright. King Sidd's eyes are always peacefully shut, while a third, much more humanlike blue eye has opened on his forehead, accented with yellow shine marks. This references the idea of opening one's "third eye", considering that Sidd is modeled after a Tibetan monk. He wears nothing but a monk-like draped orange robe that slings over his right shoulder, and his base shape is accessorized with a golden bead necklace. This necklace is seemingly absent from his unreleased figure design.

King Sidd is uniquely posed in a sitting, meditative stance at most times, with his feet curled to the side to mimic a cross-legged stance. He usually floats upon a velvet cushion.

In the past, King Sidd had open, angry eyes, a glimmering golden crown, and no third eye, as he had yet to enlighten himself. He also wore a more complex red set of armor than other Oni, signifying his status.

== Story ==

Long ago, King Sidd became the king of the mountain region known as the Perilous Verge, home to all Oni. It is unknown if Sidd founded this kingdom himself, or simply rose to power in an established region.

When the Great Funkey Wars broke over the land, the Oni were one of many targets of battle from King Kahn and his invasive army. In an effort to shield his people from further conflict, King Sidd instructed his trusted pupil Kane to use a magic known as the Gauzian Blur, which shrouded the Oni's mountaintop fortress in a thick, sightless shroud. After destroying all paths to the Perilous Verge and cutting off contact from the outside world, the land became a Hidden Realm; its trademark dirigibles, and knowledge of the Oni's continued existence, was believed to have been lost to time. The Oni continued to train relentlessly in their dojo, preparing for the event in which the oncoming war might one day dock at their gates again.

King Funkankhamun united the other Funkeys to end the war and begin the Golden Age of Funkeys, but news of this event never reached the Hidden Realm's people. All Oni continued to hone their combat skills day in and day out, a reality that eventually tired King Sidd. Wondering if there could be more to existence, King Sidd eventually scaled to the tallest peak, constructing a magic telescope that could look around the whole of Terrapinia. King Sidd, after countless years, discovered the reality of the outside world, and was so enamored by the united Funkey tribes living in harmony that he became a peaceful, enlightened soul, sprouting a third eye in the process. King Sidd abandoned his crown, appointed Kane as the interim leader of the Oni, and constructed a series of gates up the trail to the peak, hoping that his subjects would understand his "Path of Enlightenment" in an effort to reunite with him.

== In-game ==

King Sidd has been missing from the Hidden Realm for an untold period of time. It was by his doing that the dirigibles leading to the Hidden Realm were put back to use; he recruited the Yang, Raj, Singe, and Bomble to join the Oni Dojo, and docked a ship in Funkeystown that U.B. used to reach the Hidden Realm as well. King Sidd remained secluded to his people, hoping that Kane and the rest of the Oni would understand his wisdom.

King Sidd's gates require different Funkeys to be opened. Every distinct Funkey- rarities included- can count for the up to 10 Funkeys necessary to unseal each gate. Funkeys can be repeated if they were used to open previous gates. Behind each gate is a small chunk of the path, which tends to feature new games that any Funkey can play. Behind the final gate is King Sidd himself; talking to him initiates a cutscene in which he explains the lore and history of his people, and he presumably resumes his duties as king afterwards.

== Trivia ==
* King Sidd lived through multiple eras of history, and is presumably older than Kane. This means that he is one of the oldest confirmed major characters, if not ''the'' oldest.
* King Sidd's design, name, and ideology heavily borrow from the Buddhist religion. He is named after Siddharta Gautama, the founder of Buddhism; both also found enlightenment while sitting under a bodhi tree, and believed henceforth that all life is connected.

== See Also ==
* [[King Sidd (Figure)]]

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Hidden Realm]]

Vlurp

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| [[Nightmare Rift]]
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| [[Vlurp Keep]]
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'''Vlurp''' is a Funkey released with the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion. The Vlurp tribe is native to [[Nightmare Rift]].

== Design ==

The Vlurp are based on vampires. They have white skin, with triangular hair, thick eyebrows, and a wide smirk with two fangs, the leftmost one having a spatter of food on it. The Vlurp wear refined tuxedos. Common Vlurp have black clothes and hair, with red eyes. The Rare version is still mainly black, but is accented green. Very Rare Vlurp inverts most of the red and black colors on the Common.

== In-Game Description ==
Often feared for their fiendish fangs and ferocious features, the Vlurp are some of the most misunderstood Funkeys in Terrapinia. Rather than being brooding vicious fiends, the Vlurp are in fact strict vegetarians who prefer nothing more than a good salad and a glass of tomato juice! This misconception, which causes the irrational fear of the Vlurp in most other Funkeys, drives the Vlurp absolutely batty!

The only Funkeys that the Vlurp have managed to convince of their true gentle nature are the Sprout. Being strict vegetarians, Vlurp share the Sprout’s love of gardening, and have formed a strong, if unlikely friendship.

However, while the Sprout are the most accomplished gardeners of all Funkeys, the Vlurp are hands down the worst! The Vlurp prefer to live in harsh cold environments, and have an irrational fear of the sun, which of course are not good conditions for growing vegetables!

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal (Grey) - 168
* Rare (Green) - 181
* Very Rare (Red) - 194

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Vlurp
*I know I look scary, but have you ever looked in a mirror?
*I have a face only a Sprout could love.
*When the moon is full, I roam around the graveyard and...garden.
*This sun is brutal. I'm really more of a night Funkey.
*I vant to drink your...tomato juice!
To [[U.B.]]
*Don't be afraid; U.B. LOOKING scary and actually BEING scary don't always go together.
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*Master Lox! You are the scariest Funkey of them all!
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*Get lost Tax Collector before I use my fangs on you like a can opener.
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*I want to volunteer for community service, Mr. Mayor. Give me something I can really sink my fangs into and make a difference.
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*You sit out in the sun all day? Jerry, that's the scariest thing this Vlurp has ever heard!
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*The famous Pineapple King! You must share with me some of your tropical gardening tips.
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*Coconuts? Sorry Mr. Native, I gave them up ever since I chipped a fang on one.

== Trivia ==
* The vegetarian diets of the Vlurp, specifically their drinking of tomato juice, is a common trope in fiction; friendly vampires often substitute drinking blood for tomato products. Examples include the titular rabbit in Bunnicula, who siphons juice from vegetables, as well as cartoons like Count Duckula, The Ketchup Vampires, and Monica's Gang. Ironically, garlic, a vegetable, is commonly considered a weakness of vampires.
* The Vlurp's dialogue makes reference to their hatred of sunlight, specifically calling the idea of sunbathing scary. This references vampires' classic weakness to sunlight, which should be fatal; however, the Vlurp are seemingly completely fine walking out in broad daylight.

== History ==
'''[[Update 3.0|3.0]]:''' Introduced.

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Nightmare Rift]]

In-Between

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'''The In-Between''' is a dimension outside of Terrapinia introduced alongside [[Angus Funkwell]], the only Funkey who can claim to have properly explored it. The In-Between is named for the fact that it is neither "here" nor "there," referring to the transmission of Funkeys from one [[Portal]] to another.

== In-game ==
The In-Between is the realm that [[U.B.]] is sent to while spiraling to a new area during the loading screens between Portals. Portals send a Funkey into the In-Between, which can stretch or compress space-time infinitely, to appear at the other end of the Portal network. The Dream Machine allows this process to apply to [[Daydream Oasis]] and [[Nightmare Rift]]; both of these Portals have distinctly-colored In-Between loading screens.

In the cutscene [[The Funkey Trunk]], Angus explains that he has not been to Terrapinia in a long time, referring to his days spent inside the In-Between. Pictures of the In-Between, depicted as a purple, abstract void full of giant chemical compound shapes, are shown in the cutscene. Angus has set up his lab in the In-Between, where he studies the creation of [[Funkey Familiar|Funkey Familiars]], creatures born from lost Funkey cells when they pass through it during the Portal process.

The player cannot explore the In-Between as a legitimate area. Instead, the [[Funkey Trunk]] given by Angus serves as a portal to the In-Between, where it can be used as a storage unit to hold on to the various items and currency related to Angus and his services. The Funkey Trunk can be opened and taken from at any time. [[Angus Manor]] also seems to be in some way connected to the In-Between, which may explain how it is taller on the inside than it appears on the outside.

List of Minor Characters

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This article lists every distinctly-named character mentioned in codex entries, flavor text, and other in-game scripts. This list also includes small groups like music bands and government branches that have at least one named character among its members. Many characters named in tribe descriptions are playful references to real figures.

== Ali Gory ==
'''Ali Gory''' is a [[Webley]] who invented the World Wide Web, a literal web of information which is the Funkey equivalent to the internet (separate from the Funkeynet, a digital platform used by the [[Rom]]). He was known to be particularly hairy and scary, and was an enthusiast for web voting.

Ali Gory is a reference to Al Gore, the Vice President under Bill Clinton, explaining Ali Gory’s love of web voting. Al Gore once claimed to have invented the internet, much like how Ali Gory actually did weave the World Wide Web. Ali Gory is also a double entendre; “Ali” is a masculine first name and “Gory” refers to his especially scary appearance, and together, his name sounds like “allegory,” as he is an allegory for Al Gore.

== AOXOMOXOA ==
'''AOXOMOXOA''' is a now-separated multi-genre band consisting of [[Jerry Pearl (Character)|Jerry Pearl]] and his friends Lesh Dyer, Waggs Weir, and Pigpen Deuce. It is unknown where Jerry’s bandmates are today, and if the listed names from his [[Great Terrapinia Library|codex]] entry are their genuine names or stage titles. Jerry was a singer and guitarist for the band, while the roles of the other members remain unknown. Their unique genre-blended “Funkey Fusion” style earned them a wide community, which called themselves “Funkheads.” AOXOMOXOA was disbanded after Jerry, tired from his tours, took what was meant to be a two-week long vacation to [[Funkiki Island]], which ended up being permanent as the [[The Great Disaster|Great Disaster]] occurred during his stay, stranding him there and forcing him to start a new life among the native Funkeys. During the [[Jerry (Cutscene)|Jerry]] cutscene, he is seen alongside two [[Dyer]], which may reference one of his lost bandmates, Lesh Dyer.

AOXOMOXOA is a reference to the band Grateful Dead; the Funkeys involved are named for the members of Grateful Dead, with Jerry Garcia to Jerry Pearl, Phil Lesh to Lesh Dyer, Bob Weir to Waggs Weir, and Ron "Pigpen" McKernan to Pigpen Deuce. Aoxomoxoa is a Grateful dead album.

== Berger King ==
The '''Berger King''' is an unnamed character mentioned in the [[Berger|Berger’s]] codex entry. He is beloved, and preserved in plastic forevermore inside a museum, which some find creepy. The Berger having a king may be a pun on the popular fast food chain Burger King, while the idea of a preserved plastic cow being displayed in a museum may reference the popular act of creating large plastic cows to display in real-world cheese museums.

== Billiam Gaytes ==
'''Billiam Gaytes''' is a Rom engineer (also described as a “nerd”) who attempted to establish a new upgrade for the Rom tribe that would enhance their ability to use the Funkeynet. His goal was to make the Rom “see” the net, presumably through some kind of AR technology. This upgrade causes literal memory leaks in Rom software.

Billiam Gaytes is a clear reference to Bill Gates, co-founder of Microsoft. His only listed quote, describing his Rom upgrade as "Like looking through the window at the beautiful Vista,” references Windows Vista, which is an OS run on Microsoft computers.

== Brock Loosetoe ==
'''Brock Loosetoe''' is a Webley expeditionist captain who led the Webley along the World Wide Web to find Funkiki Island and set up a new home there. He used his famous [[Web Shooter]] to grab faraway items and bridge gaps.

He is named after Jacques Cousteau, a French naval officer who co-developed the Aqua Lung. In the cutscene [[A Sticky Situation]], he is mistakenly named “Brock ''Cousto'',” giving him a nearly identical family name to the person he is based on. Coincidentally, Radica employee Robert Brock is listed in the game’s credits as “Spider Funkey.”

== Dyer (character) ==
'''Dyer''' is the name of a boy told of in the Dyer tribe’s folklore, for whom the tribe is presumably named. Known to be a prankster, he tricked a local wolf by betting on cards, only for the wolf to find that the trickster had cut the deck and used a full set of identical cards. Barely escaping alive, young Dyer vowed never to harm or trick anyone else, going so far as to prevent the use of soap on himself so as to protect the [[Kooties]].

== Foxgang Funkzart ==
'''Foxgang Funkzart''' is a musician beloved by the [[Holler]]. He is named after Wolfgang Mozart. Like his inspiration, he composed classical, symphonic melodies. Modern Holler compare his work to M.C. Funkey Floyd.

== Funkeys Association for Resisting Tyranny ==
The '''Funkeys Association for Resisting Tyranny''', or '''F.A.R.T.''', is a small group of various Funkey tribes led by [[Mayor Sayso (Character)|Mayor Sayso]] in secret, acting as a covert military force and resistance squadron that combats the reign of [[Master Lox (Character)|Master Lox]]. Mayor Sayso depicts himself as a bumbling old man to hide his true nature as the mastermind behind the resistance force; despite this fact being a closely-guarded secret, it is publicly available information written in Mayor Sayso’s codex entry.

== Funkeys Armed Recon Stealth Elites ==
The '''Funkeys Armed Recon Stealth Elites''', or '''F.A.R.C.E.''', is a government agency that enlists Funkey soldiers for the purposes of scouting unexplored regions stealthily to ensure their safety for Webley explorers. Famously, the [[Snipe]] are the most well-trained and highest-ranking soldiers under this group. They are nicknamed the “Bush Brothers” because of their tendency to hide in bushes; most Funkeys these days equate the word “bush” with F.A.R.C.E. Funkeys are also known to say “May the F.A.R.C.E. be with you… because you certainly don’t want them against you!”

The use of the word “farce” (meaning a dramatic, exaggerated, or outright untrue narrative) and its relation to the word “bush,” combined with the group’s status as a military, completes a metanarrative criticism of former U.S. President George Bush, his relationship with the military, and conspiracies of his involvement in various scandals and tragedies during his presidency. The quote that Funkeys often say about the agency is a reference to “may the Force be with you,” a quote from the Star Wars film series.

== Funkiki Chieftains ==
Previous, now deceased, '''Funkiki Chieftains''' were the predecessors to the [[Pineapple King (Character)|Pineapple King]]. Historically, newly-appointed chieftains would be named after whichever object or creature they first fished from Funkiki’s waters. According to the Pineapple King’s codex entry, previous titles include “‘Tuna Kings’, ‘Squid Kings’, a few ‘Bass Kings’, and in one particularly messy incident, there was even a ‘Very Angry Shark King’” (the latter of whom had an extremely short reign, presumably because the angry shark ate him). The Pineapple King is named for the pineapple he caught on his royal canoe trip, though rumors have spread about whether or not this was a divine stroke of luck or a farce on the King’s behalf so that he would not be named for a “stinky fish.”

== General Key-Oki ==
'''General Key-Oki''' is the general of F.A.R.C.E. He is known for his constant training regimens that keep the Snipe prepared, on edge, strong, and close like brothers.

His name is a reference to General Obi-Wan Kenobi, a character from the original Star Wars films.

== Glub Queen and Parliament ==
The Glub’s '''parliament''' and '''queen''' are unnamed officials who are referred to in the [[Deuce|Deuce’s]] codex entry. The Glub’s queen was unimpressed with the Glub who performed before her while dressed in gaudy clothing that the Deuce pranked them into wearing to the event. The idea of the Glub having a queen may be an extension of the fact that the Glub tribe lives in a castle, referencing how miniature castles are commonly used as decorations in fish bowls.

== Great Mother Terrapin ==
The '''Great Mother Terrapin''', or simply '''Mother Terrapin''', is the idol of the [[Lotus]] tribe and personification of the planet [[Terrapinia]]. It is believed that the Great Mother Terrapin will protect anyone who protects her. [[Dr. Tinker|Doc]], the [[Native (Character)|Natives]], and the [[Tadd]] are also believers in Mother Terrapin.

Her name is a reference to the terrapin turtle for which Terrapinia is named, and she is a reference to the deity “Mother Earth” (known in her original Greek incarnation as Mother Gaia), the mythical goddess of nature that is the personification of planet Earth.

== Guild of Master Technicians ==
The '''Guild of Master Technicians''' is a group of Funkey technicians led by Dr. Tinker. They are partly depicted in [[Welcome to Funkeystown]], where they are simply called ''a'' guild of master technicians. In Xener's codex entry, however, they are correctly cited as a proper organization.

The Guild of Master Technicians consists of multiple tribes of Funkeys, including [[Fallout]] and [[Xener]]. the Xener initially pitched the idea to make [[Portal|Portals]] to the moon, to fulfill their thirst for space exploration. While the guild failed to create technology that could link between celestial bodies, the creation of the Portals instead allowed for instantaneous transmission across all civilized Funkey lands, allowing Terrapinia to prosper. During the Great Disaster, the guild's leader was lost to a horrible Portal accident, presumed to have died. It is unknown if the Guild of Master Technicians operates today.

Funkeystown's Funkey technicians, like the ones seen in [[Friendly Little Critters]], are never stated to be part of the guild, but multiple of the same Funkeys from previously mentioned cutscenes reprise their Portal maintenance roles, implying that the guild may live on.

== Kamenwati the Magician ==
'''Kamenwati the Magician''' was King Funkankhamun’s trusted advisor. Being secretly malicious and overambitious, he ordained to learn the [[Stitch|Stitch’s]] closely-guarded secrets which could bring down his king. When he failed to make them speak, he instead successfully teleported the king to a distant land by whispering a curse in his ear during breakfast. Before he could seize the king’s throne and complete his coup, the [[Ptep]] sealed him in a tomb underneath it, where he is presumably mummified to this day.

== King Funkankhamun ==
'''King Funkankhamun''' is the previous ruler of Terrapinia. While it is unknown what his kingdom was named or over whom he initially ruled, King Funk (as he is often abbreviated) is most famous for instating the Golden Age of Funkeys by uniting the Funkey tribes and mobilizing them against King Kahn, a tyrant king who aimed to control Terrapinia by force. King Funkankhamun was advised by Kamenwati the magician, and enlisted two tribes of Funkeys as additional advisors: the Ptep as his guards, and the Stitch as the keepers of his dangerous secrets. The Stitch kept secrets so powerful, it is rumored that the knowledge alone could bring down the king.

King Funk’s secrets were coveted by Kamenwati, though the Stitch refused to relent. Wanting to rule Terrapinia for himself, the king’s traitorous advisor whispered a curse in King Funk’s ear during breakfast, warping him to the farthest edges of Terrapinia to be lost forever. King Funkankhamun is still awaited for by the Ptep, who protected his kingdom from the coup by sealing Kamenwati under his throne; the Ptep loyally remain in his kingdom, which is now located inside or replicated by Nightmare Rift, awaiting his return. In boredom, the Ptep created the [[Pyramid Puzzler]] game, and also rumored that the [[Button|giant red buttons]] deliver gifts to him, wherever he is.

Notably, King Funkankhamun’s silhouette can be observed in the cutscene [[The Enlightened Path]]. He is wearing a giant crown, and holds an identical staff to Mayor Sayso.

King Funkankhamun is named after King Tutankhamun, which extends to having a single-syllable nickname (“King Funk,” “King Tut”). The lands over which he ruled, and the Ptep tribe which served him, are based on ancient Egypt, which Tutankhamun ruled over. Famously, Tut was among the youngest and shortest-lived pharaohs of all, which may be referenced by King Funk’s sudden removal from power by his traitorous advisor.

== King Kahn ==
'''King Kahn''' was a diabolical tyrant who led an army of loyal and violent Funkeys. He is likely to have instigated the [[The Great Funkey wars|Great Funkey Wars]], Terrapinia’s largest global conflict, with the aim of controlling Terrapinia himself. Kahn’s powerful forces overwhelmed the [[Oni]] and led them into a life of hiding. Kahn and his army were nonetheless defeated at the hands of King Funkankhamun and the Funkeys who united under him, ushering in the Golden Age of Funkeys. Kahn’s status post-war is unknown; he is presumably deceased or imprisoned.

He may be named after the Khan dynasty, rulers of the Mongol Empire. Fittingly, King Kahn was conceived for the story of the vaguely Asian-themed [[Hidden Realm (Update)|Hidden Realm expansion]].

== King Krisrajson Raj ==
'''King Krisrajson Raj''' is the current ruler of the Nosretep Tam Jungle, and king of all [[Raj]]. He rose to power with an unwavering passion for hair gel. “Gel is your friend” is his slogan, and under his rule, Raj are forced to study major Raj-run hair gel brands.

His name may also be “Kirsrajson Raj.” It is spelled both ways in the Raj’s codex entry.

== M.C. Funkey Floyd ==
'''M.C. Funkey Floyd''' is a renowned contemporary rap musician beloved by the Holler. His work is often compared to Foxgang Funkzart in Holler debate groups. “M.C.” is a popular acronym (standing for Master of Ceremonies) to put before a rapper’s stage name, while “Funkey Floyd” may be a pun on “funky flow.”

== Naj Raj ==
'''Naj Raj''' is a former king of the Raj Hair-ocracy. Naj violated the grooming law by single-handedly attempting to bring back the Caesar cut, and was branded a hair-etic and exiled to ponder his hairpocrisy.

== Rivet Rose ==
'''Rivet Rose''' is an [[Ace]] who aided the war effort in the Great Funkey Wars by conceiving technology used by King Funkankhamun to claim victory over King Kahn. It is likely that the Ace, potentially Rivet Rose in particular, engineered the Funkey mechas seen in The Enlightened Path and among the ruins near Snipe’s game room in [[Nightmare Rift]].

Rivet Rose is named after Rosie the Riveter, a fictional woman used in World War II propaganda in America to galvanize the women at home to contribute to the war effort and prove themselves strong and capable. Furthermore, Rivet Rose is a pun, combining the common last name “Rose” with the first name “Rivet,” which as a noun can refer to a bolt of metal used to unite two pieces (alluding to the machine-like nature of the Ace, and their talent for engineering).

== Ryder ==
'''The Ryder''' is a mysterious traveler spoken of in the Rom’s codex entry. He was once a poor salesman with a poorer haircut, but ended up conceiving the Metro, a tram network enjoyed by the Rom today.

== Tenzing Webley ==
'''Tenzing Webley''' is a renowned Webley explorer who spent a year among the [[Bomble]] tribe after discovering them. He began their tradition of eating fish after offering an angry Bomble one, and by learning their language and becoming one with their culture, he had hoped to claim recognition for his marvelous discovery. Unfortunately, no one believed his tall tales until [[King Sidd (Character)|King Sidd]] visited the Bomble himself and brought them to the [[Hidden Realm]] during the events of the game.

He is likely named after Tenzing Norgay, who was, alongside Edmund Hillary, the first to scale Mt. Everest.

== Miscellaneous ==
Legends say a miner discovered the button now seen in Laputta Station, using it as a tourist attraction. Reportedly, his laughing can still be heard as he watches Funkeys press it to find out what it does.

[[U.B.]] is friends with a common [[Sprocket]] and [[Lucky]] in the Wendy's CD cutscene for Car Conga. Lucky does not know where to find a good car, and phones in Sprocket, who says [[Con]] has the best deals on cars.

Three particularly villainous [[Gabby]] are blamed for spreading dark rumors that helped instigate the Great Funkey Wars. They were banished to the north, east, and west, respectively, after being held accountable. Their individual names are unknown.

The story of the young Dyer also features a folkloric anthropomorphic wolf. If this tale is at all true, it is unknown whether or not the wolf is some species of Funkey or a separate race altogether.

The Great Disaster

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'''The Great Disaster''' was a pivotal point in the timeline of U.B. Funkeys.
== Background ==
The [[List of Minor Characters|Guild of Master Technicians]], motivated by the [[Xener]] and guided by the legendary [[Dr. Tinker]], are best known for inventing the [[Portal]] network, which used unstable magic and powerful [[Gem|Gems]] to create technology capable of passing a [[Funkey]] through the [[In-Between]], popping out at the other end of a linked Portal station. This transportation system revolutionized Funkey society and allowed for inter-tribe mingling that was previously unheard of.

Greedy for the power of the Gems, Dr. Tinker pilfered the Gems of [[Funkeystown]], [[Magma Gorge]], [[Kelpy Basin]], and [[Laputta Station]]. Trying to escape with them through a master Portal, he accidentally created a magic feedback loop between the technology and its power source; the Portal network was overloaded with power, exploding every Portal simultaneously in a matter of moments. Dr. Tinker was split in half by the [[Gnomon Tree]] into two personas, while the Gems he attempted to steal wound up in four shards hidden in the respective areas they relate to. Funkeys native to each region secretly held onto the shards as [[Master Lox (Character)|Master Lox]] rose to power. Motivated by his hatred of Funkey intermingling and his greed for Coins, Master Lox took the opportunity to further sanction Funkey kind, ensuring the Portals would remain broken, locking game rooms so that only their respective tribe may enter, and unleashing Coin-robbing [[Henchmen]] throughout Terrapinia.

During the events of the game, Funkey technicians work to bring Portals back online with what power they have remaining, though it is a slow process.

== Effects on Gameplay ==
The Great Disaster is the in-game reason for the presence of broken Portals. Broken Portals are placeholders for future Portals that would lead to new content added in game updates; as new updates were finished, Funkey technicians would bring Portals back online, one at a time.

[[Kooties]] were added in the [[Funkiki Island (Update)|Funkiki Island update]]. The explanation for their addition to the game is that these bugs are native to [[Funkiki Island]], and became overpopulated during the isolation caused by the Great Disaster. When the Portal reopened, Kooties spread quickly through Terrapinia again, dirtying Funkeys wherever they go.

List of Minor Characters

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This article lists every distinctly-named character mentioned in codex entries, flavor text, and other in-game scripts. This list also includes small groups like music bands and government branches that have at least one named character among its members. Many characters named in tribe descriptions are playful references to real figures.

== Ali Gory ==
'''Ali Gory''' is a [[Webley]] who invented the World Wide Web, a literal web of information which is the Funkey equivalent to the internet (separate from the Funkeynet, a digital platform used by the [[Rom]]). He was known to be particularly hairy and scary, and was an enthusiast for web voting.

Ali Gory is a reference to Al Gore, the Vice President under Bill Clinton, explaining Ali Gory’s love of web voting. Al Gore once claimed to have invented the internet, much like how Ali Gory actually did weave the World Wide Web. Ali Gory is also a double entendre; “Ali” is a masculine first name and “Gory” refers to his especially scary appearance, and together, his name sounds like “allegory,” as he is an allegory for Al Gore.

== AOXOMOXOA ==
'''AOXOMOXOA''' is a now-separated multi-genre band consisting of [[Jerry Pearl (Character)|Jerry Pearl]] and his friends Lesh Dyer, Waggs Weir, and Pigpen Deuce. It is unknown where Jerry’s bandmates are today, and if the listed names from his [[Great Terrapinia Library|codex]] entry are their genuine names or stage titles. Jerry was a singer and guitarist for the band, while the roles of the other members remain unknown. Their unique genre-blended “Funkey Fusion” style earned them a wide community, which called themselves “Funkheads.” AOXOMOXOA was disbanded after Jerry, tired from his tours, took what was meant to be a two-week long vacation to [[Funkiki Island]], which ended up being permanent as the [[The Great Disaster|Great Disaster]] occurred during his stay, stranding him there and forcing him to start a new life among the native Funkeys. During the [[Jerry (Cutscene)|Jerry]] cutscene, he is seen alongside two [[Dyer]], which may reference one of his lost bandmates, Lesh Dyer.

AOXOMOXOA may be a slight nod to the band ABBA; both bands’ names begin and end with the letter A, are stylized in all caps, and are palindromic. They are also both multi-genre quartets.

== Berger King ==
The '''Berger King''' is an unnamed character mentioned in the [[Berger|Berger’s]] codex entry. He is beloved, and preserved in plastic forevermore inside a museum, which some find creepy. The Berger having a king may be a pun on the popular fast food chain Burger King, while the idea of a preserved plastic cow being displayed in a museum may reference the popular act of creating large plastic cows to display in real-world cheese museums.

== Billiam Gaytes ==
'''Billiam Gaytes''' is a Rom engineer (also described as a “nerd”) who attempted to establish a new upgrade for the Rom tribe that would enhance their ability to use the Funkeynet. His goal was to make the Rom “see” the net, presumably through some kind of AR technology. This upgrade causes literal memory leaks in Rom software.

Billiam Gaytes is a clear reference to Bill Gates, co-founder of Microsoft. His only listed quote, describing his Rom upgrade as "Like looking through the window at the beautiful Vista,” references Windows Vista, which is an OS run on Microsoft computers.

== Brock Loosetoe ==
'''Brock Loosetoe''' is a Webley expeditionist captain who led the Webley along the World Wide Web to find Funkiki Island and set up a new home there. He used his famous [[Web Shooter]] to grab faraway items and bridge gaps.

He is named after Jacques Cousteau, a French naval officer who co-developed the Aqua Lung. In the cutscene [[A Sticky Situation]], he is mistakenly named “Brock ''Cousto'',” giving him a nearly identical family name to the person he is based on. Coincidentally, Radica employee Robert Brock is listed in the game’s credits as “Spider Funkey.”

== Dyer (character) ==
'''Dyer''' is the name of a boy told of in the Dyer tribe’s folklore, for whom the tribe is presumably named. Known to be a prankster, he tricked a local wolf by betting on cards, only for the wolf to find that the trickster had cut the deck and used a full set of identical cards. Barely escaping alive, young Dyer vowed never to harm or trick anyone else, going so far as to prevent the use of soap on himself so as to protect the [[Kooties]].

== Foxgang Funkzart ==
'''Foxgang Funkzart''' is a musician beloved by the [[Holler]]. He is named after Wolfgang Mozart. Like his inspiration, he composed classical, symphonic melodies. Modern Holler compare his work to M.C. Funkey Floyd.

== Funkeys Association for Resisting Tyranny ==
The '''Funkeys Association for Resisting Tyranny''', or '''F.A.R.T.''', is a small group of various Funkey tribes led by [[Mayor Sayso (Character)|Mayor Sayso]] in secret, acting as a covert military force and resistance squadron that combats the reign of [[Master Lox (Character)|Master Lox]]. Mayor Sayso depicts himself as a bumbling old man to hide his true nature as the mastermind behind the resistance force; despite this fact being a closely-guarded secret, it is publicly available information written in Mayor Sayso’s codex entry.

== Funkeys Armed Recon Stealth Elites ==
The '''Funkeys Armed Recon Stealth Elites''', or '''F.A.R.C.E.''', is a government agency that enlists Funkey soldiers for the purposes of scouting unexplored regions stealthily to ensure their safety for Webley explorers. Famously, the [[Snipe]] are the most well-trained and highest-ranking soldiers under this group. They are nicknamed the “Bush Brothers” because of their tendency to hide in bushes; most Funkeys these days equate the word “bush” with F.A.R.C.E. Funkeys are also known to say “May the F.A.R.C.E. be with you… because you certainly don’t want them against you!”

The use of the word “farce” (meaning a dramatic, exaggerated, or outright untrue narrative) and its relation to the word “bush,” combined with the group’s status as a military, completes a metanarrative criticism of former U.S. President George Bush, his relationship with the military, and conspiracies of his involvement in various scandals and tragedies during his presidency. The quote that Funkeys often say about the agency is a reference to “may the Force be with you,” a quote from the Star Wars film series.

== Funkiki Chieftains ==
Previous, now deceased, '''Funkiki Chieftains''' were the predecessors to the [[Pineapple King (Character)|Pineapple King]]. Historically, newly-appointed chieftains would be named after whichever object or creature they first fished from Funkiki’s waters. According to the Pineapple King’s codex entry, previous titles include “‘Tuna Kings’, ‘Squid Kings’, a few ‘Bass Kings’, and in one particularly messy incident, there was even a ‘Very Angry Shark King’” (the latter of whom had an extremely short reign, presumably because the angry shark ate him). The Pineapple King is named for the pineapple he caught on his royal canoe trip, though rumors have spread about whether or not this was a divine stroke of luck or a farce on the King’s behalf so that he would not be named for a “stinky fish.”

== General Key-Oki ==
'''General Key-Oki''' is the general of F.A.R.C.E. He is known for his constant training regimens that keep the Snipe prepared, on edge, strong, and close like brothers.

His name is a reference to General Obi-Wan Kenobi, a character from the original Star Wars films.

== Glub Queen and Parliament ==
The Glub’s '''parliament''' and '''queen''' are unnamed officials who are referred to in the [[Deuce|Deuce’s]] codex entry. The Glub’s queen was unimpressed with the Glub who performed before her while dressed in gaudy clothing that the Deuce pranked them into wearing to the event. The idea of the Glub having a queen may be an extension of the fact that the Glub tribe lives in a castle, referencing how miniature castles are commonly used as decorations in fish bowls.

== Great Mother Terrapin ==
The '''Great Mother Terrapin''', or simply '''Mother Terrapin''', is the idol of the [[Lotus]] tribe and personification of the planet [[Terrapinia]]. It is believed that the Great Mother Terrapin will protect anyone who protects her. [[Dr. Tinker|Doc]], the [[Native (Character)|Natives]], and the [[Tadd]] are also believers in Mother Terrapin.

Her name is a reference to the terrapin turtle for which Terrapinia is named, and she is a reference to the deity “Mother Earth” (known in her original Greek incarnation as Mother Gaia), the mythical goddess of nature that is the personification of planet Earth.

== Guild of Master Technicians ==
The '''Guild of Master Technicians''' is a group of Funkey technicians led by Dr. Tinker. They are partly depicted in [[Welcome to Funkeystown]], where they are simply called ''a'' guild of master technicians. In Xener's codex entry, however, they are correctly cited as a proper organization.

The Guild of Master Technicians consists of multiple tribes of Funkeys, including [[Fallout]] and [[Xener]]. the Xener initially pitched the idea to make [[Portal|Portals]] to the moon, to fulfill their thirst for space exploration. While the guild failed to create technology that could link between celestial bodies, the creation of the Portals instead allowed for instantaneous transmission across all civilized Funkey lands, allowing Terrapinia to prosper. During the Great Disaster, the guild's leader was lost to a horrible Portal accident, presumed to have died. It is unknown if the Guild of Master Technicians operates today.

Funkeystown's Funkey technicians, like the ones seen in [[Friendly Little Critters]], are never stated to be part of the guild, but multiple of the same Funkeys from previously mentioned cutscenes reprise their Portal maintenance roles, implying that the guild may live on.

== Kamenwati the Magician ==
'''Kamenwati the Magician''' was King Funkankhamun’s trusted advisor. Being secretly malicious and overambitious, he ordained to learn the [[Stitch|Stitch’s]] closely-guarded secrets which could bring down his king. When he failed to make them speak, he instead successfully teleported the king to a distant land by whispering a curse in his ear during breakfast. Before he could seize the king’s throne and complete his coup, the [[Ptep]] sealed him in a tomb underneath it, where he is presumably mummified to this day.

== King Funkankhamun ==
'''King Funkankhamun''' is the previous ruler of Terrapinia. While it is unknown what his kingdom was named or over whom he initially ruled, King Funk (as he is often abbreviated) is most famous for instating the Golden Age of Funkeys by uniting the Funkey tribes and mobilizing them against King Kahn, a tyrant king who aimed to control Terrapinia by force. King Funkankhamun was advised by Kamenwati the magician, and enlisted two tribes of Funkeys as additional advisors: the Ptep as his guards, and the Stitch as the keepers of his dangerous secrets. The Stitch kept secrets so powerful, it is rumored that the knowledge alone could bring down the king.

King Funk’s secrets were coveted by Kamenwati, though the Stitch refused to relent. Wanting to rule Terrapinia for himself, the king’s traitorous advisor whispered a curse in King Funk’s ear during breakfast, warping him to the farthest edges of Terrapinia to be lost forever. King Funkankhamun is still awaited for by the Ptep, who protected his kingdom from the coup by sealing Kamenwati under his throne; the Ptep loyally remain in his kingdom, which is now located inside or replicated by Nightmare Rift, awaiting his return. In boredom, the Ptep created the [[Pyramid Puzzler]] game, and also rumored that the [[Button|giant red buttons]] deliver gifts to him, wherever he is.

Notably, King Funkankhamun’s silhouette can be observed in the cutscene [[The Enlightened Path]]. He is wearing a giant crown, and holds an identical staff to Mayor Sayso.

King Funkankhamun is named after King Tutankhamun, which extends to having a single-syllable nickname (“King Funk,” “King Tut”). The lands over which he ruled, and the Ptep tribe which served him, are based on ancient Egypt, which Tutankhamun ruled over. Famously, Tut was among the youngest and shortest-lived pharaohs of all, which may be referenced by King Funk’s sudden removal from power by his traitorous advisor.

== King Kahn ==
'''King Kahn''' was a diabolical tyrant who led an army of loyal and violent Funkeys. He is likely to have instigated the [[The Great Funkey wars|Great Funkey Wars]], Terrapinia’s largest global conflict, with the aim of controlling Terrapinia himself. Kahn’s powerful forces overwhelmed the [[Oni]] and led them into a life of hiding. Kahn and his army were nonetheless defeated at the hands of King Funkankhamun and the Funkeys who united under him, ushering in the Golden Age of Funkeys. Kahn’s status post-war is unknown; he is presumably deceased or imprisoned.

He may be named after the Khan dynasty, rulers of the Mongol Empire. Fittingly, King Kahn was conceived for the story of the vaguely Asian-themed [[Hidden Realm (Update)|Hidden Realm expansion]].

== King Krisrajson Raj ==
'''King Krisrajson Raj''' is the current ruler of the Nosretep Tam Jungle, and king of all [[Raj]]. He rose to power with an unwavering passion for hair gel. “Gel is your friend” is his slogan, and under his rule, Raj are forced to study major Raj-run hair gel brands.

His name may also be “Kirsrajson Raj.” It is spelled both ways in the Raj’s codex entry.

== M.C. Funkey Floyd ==
'''M.C. Funkey Floyd''' is a renowned contemporary rap musician beloved by the Holler. His work is often compared to Foxgang Funkzart in Holler debate groups. “M.C.” is a popular acronym (standing for Master of Ceremonies) to put before a rapper’s stage name, while “Funkey Floyd” may be a pun on “funky flow.”

== Naj Raj ==
'''Naj Raj''' is a former king of the Raj Hair-ocracy. Naj violated the grooming law by single-handedly attempting to bring back the Caesar cut, and was branded a hair-etic and exiled to ponder his hairpocrisy.

== Rivet Rose ==
'''Rivet Rose''' is an [[Ace]] who aided the war effort in the Great Funkey Wars by conceiving technology used by King Funkankhamun to claim victory over King Kahn. It is likely that the Ace, potentially Rivet Rose in particular, engineered the Funkey mechas seen in The Enlightened Path and among the ruins near Snipe’s game room in [[Nightmare Rift]].

Rivet Rose is named after Rosie the Riveter, a fictional woman used in World War II propaganda in America to galvanize the women at home to contribute to the war effort and prove themselves strong and capable. Furthermore, Rivet Rose is a pun, combining the common last name “Rose” with the first name “Rivet,” which as a noun can refer to a bolt of metal used to unite two pieces (alluding to the machine-like nature of the Ace, and their talent for engineering).

== Ryder ==
'''The Ryder''' is a mysterious traveler spoken of in the Rom’s codex entry. He was once a poor salesman with a poorer haircut, but ended up conceiving the Metro, a tram network enjoyed by the Rom today.

== Tenzing Webley ==
'''Tenzing Webley''' is a renowned Webley explorer who spent a year among the [[Bomble]] tribe after discovering them. He began their tradition of eating fish after offering an angry Bomble one, and by learning their language and becoming one with their culture, he had hoped to claim recognition for his marvelous discovery. Unfortunately, no one believed his tall tales until [[King Sidd (Character)|King Sidd]] visited the Bomble himself and brought them to the [[Hidden Realm]] during the events of the game.

He is likely named after Tenzing Norgay, who was, alongside Edmund Hillary, the first to scale Mt. Everest.

== Miscellaneous ==
Legends say a miner discovered the button now seen in Laputta Station, using it as a tourist attraction. Reportedly, his laughing can still be heard as he watches Funkeys press it to find out what it does.

[[U.B.]] is friends with a common [[Sprocket]] and [[Lucky]] in the Wendy's CD cutscene for Car Conga. Lucky does not know where to find a good car, and phones in Sprocket, who says [[Con]] has the best deals on cars.

Three particularly villainous [[Gabby]] are blamed for spreading dark rumors that helped instigate the Great Funkey Wars. They were banished to the north, east, and west, respectively, after being held accountable. Their individual names are unknown.

The story of the young Dyer also features a folkloric anthropomorphic wolf. If this tale is at all true, it is unknown whether or not the wolf is some species of Funkey or a separate race altogether.

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'''Funkeys''' are the titular race in U.B. Funkeys, which almost every character and tribe belongs to. It is a race that encompasses tribes of every kind of creature, from mammals to monsters, fish to frogs, and plants to robots. They are one of only two sapient races in [[Terrapinia]].

== Biology ==

Funkeys have humanoid, bipedal builds. They have slouched backs and portly bellies, stubby arms with the same joint structure as a human's- though lacking defined hands and fingers- and rounded, legless feet that can move and twist in a number of directions along their flattened lower body. Funkeys tend to have orb-shaped heads with two small bumps that take on the properties of ears, or sometimes eyes. Other Funkeys have different styles of "ear," which distinguishes certain subsets of Funkeys. Funkey tribes tend to be distinguished by the appearance of their skin, face, and outfit. Funkeys do not necessarily always bear a set of full facial details; many Funkeys lack noses, defined ears, mouths, eyes, or even any facial details at all.

The inside of any given Funkey likely looks vastly different from one another, as any given Funkey may embody any number of animals, objects, or fantasy creatures. Funkeys who have eyes are said to have a lens called a "wonder wall" that maintains eye moisturization, determines eyesight based on smoothness, and reacts distinctly to loud, direct exposure to popular music. The Tank are notable in that Dr. Tinker's experiments permanently prevented their tribe's wonder walls from producing tears, forcing all Tank to wear water-filled scuba masks to stop their eyes from drying out.

All Funkeys, or at least all organic ones, have the capability to eat, even ones that lack visible mouths. The same goes for Funkeys who lack visible noses, but can at least smell the repugnant odor of a filthy Funkey, or Funkeys like Dyer with no visible eyes, who can still see in front of them. As such, it is likely possible for every single Funkey to, by some means, access all of the same senses a human has. Funkeys are also mostly innately mammalian in nature, as a majority of them have bones, four limbs, two eyes, the ability to produce hair, and are assumed to reproduce sexually (as many instances of in-game text attributes certain Funkeys as birth siblings). There are, of course, numerous counterexamples to each traditionally mammalian trait, namely in mechanical Funkeys like the Sprocket and Rom. Robotic Funkeys are still considered Funkey tribes, even though they are not naturally-occurring species, nor do they share direct biological relations to other tribes. They are likely considered part of the Funkey species in part because they were physically created by Funkeys themselves, almost always by the renowned Funkey technician Dr. Tinker, and share equivalent sapience and cultural significance.

Dialogue from some Funkeys, like Tiki and Ptep, as well as the storyline of the Oni, imply that Funkeys- or at least some tribes of Funkeys- are capable of living for a very long time without dying of old age. As seen with Funkeys like Mayor Sayso, however, all Funkeys do eventually grow to an old age, and Funkeys spoken of as historical figures are presumed to no longer be alive. As such, it is very unclear how long any individual tribe of Funkey actually lives for.

One trademark quirk of Funkey biology that persists across nearly every species is their ability to be born as a Rare or Very Rare Funkey. During special celebrations that happen multiple times a year, the energy generated from the cheering masses cause any Funkey born on that day to become a new color. Very Rare Funkeys are a different color than the Rare or Common Funkeys, and are born when a festival's cheering energy blends with the magic of a blue moon. Bizarrely, some Rare and Very Rare Funkeys, like Wasabi and Tank, visually only differ based on the outfits they wear.

== Origin ==

It is said that all Funkey tribes evolved from the Tiki, the first tribe to emerge from the "Primordial Soup" (a term often used to simplify the ancient, chemical-rich oceans from which the first micro-organisms emerged in real life). Humorously, the Tiki's dialogue implies that this may have been a physically soup-like location, as some Tiki claim to have noodles in their ears from the event. The Tiki continue to exist in the modern day, defying evolutionary change. Over the course of an untold number of eras, further Funkey tribes came into existence from this original organism, splitting off and convergently rising to full sapience. Over 40 Funkeys tribes appear in-game, each one having the ability to speak to one another, implying that at some point, a worldwide language was mutually established. Despite this, some Funkeys, like Drift and Rom, speak in particular accented speech patterns that other Funkeys find difficult to interpret.

It is worth noting that Funkeys are only the second intelligent race to evolve and populate Terrapinia; their entire origin, starting with the Tiki, is chronologically predated by the birth and erasure of the culture that would immortalize itself in contemporary times as the Funkiki Island Natives.

== History ==

While it is unknown at what stage the Funkeys species fully set foot across Terrapinia and developed into a sapient culture, it is known that during the beginning, Funkeys society was largely segregated into individual tribes. Each Funkey species remained a separate culture, not yet united. It is implied that some Funkeys tribes discovered how to utilize magic during this time, as some Funkeys like Dot mastered the ability to hover, while others like Lucky and Twinx became capable of shooting magical light.

During the 3rd Funkazoic Era, a terrible conflict known as the [[Great Funkey War|Great Funkey Wars]] rocked Terrapinia and pitted Funkeys against one another in brutal combat. The forces of King Kahn, who likely instigated the war, drove the Oni of the Perilous Verge to hide themselves, while other Funkey tribes were made to untie under the banner of [[List of Minor Characters|King Funkankhamun]], who ended the war and instated the Golden Age of Funkeys. Remnants of old Funkey society and the war itself remained in Mesofunkey Plains, while the collective Funkey culture moved on to bigger and better things.

The Golden Age of Funkeys, for what little is said of it, is implied to be the period in which the newly-united Funkeys tribes came together to create impressive architectural feats. Working together to found entire cities, launch rockets into deep space, and transform whole islands into premier beach resorts, the Funkeys had firmly established their new age of unity and prosperity. Funkeys came to be known as fun-loving creatures who trade with each other and invent new games to pass time.

Dr. Tinker, a renowned Funkey technician, led a project to create Portals which tap into the mystical, space-time defying In-Between so that Funkeys could teleport from one end of Terrapinia to the other in the blink of an eye, thus allowing the united cultures to more easily interact with one another. The Portals were a successful venture; so successful, in fact, that Dr. Tinker was able to use the Dream Machine he invented to create Portals to all-new, previously nonexistent realms born of dreams and nightmares. Dr. Tinker's scientific contributions- and his very life- came to a screeching halt after an event known as the Great Disaster rocked the Portal grid, exploding all Portals and the Gems powering them. This event birthed a new tyrannical figure, Master Lox, a Funkey determined to control Terrapinia, pilfer its wealth, and lock each tribe into the realm it naturally inhabits forever.

The events of the game take place an unknown amount of time after the Great Disaster rocked the Portal system, and Master Lox rose to power with his army of Henchmen.

== Culture ==

Funkeys are widely considered to be environmentally-friendly, fun-loving people. They take extensive measures to balance their high-tech industry and progress with their tender care for nature, and value imagination, expression, and peace above all else. Funkey tribes tend to house themselves in small settlements where they host the house decorations they came up with, as well as their culture's trademark game, which a tribe of Funkeys rewards its players for based on their performance. Funkey tribes naturally exist worldwide, as their curious, explorative nature leaves them always craving new sights and games. Some Funkeys value other types of leisure and entertainment; for instance, Chat Funkeys are all about finding new ways to communicate.

Funkeys tend to house themselves in "Cribs," which they decorate with items purchased in the various stores around Terrapinia. Goods are dealt with Coins, a golden currency that Funkeys earn by working and playing. Accruing wealth is such an important part of this traditionally capitalist culture that some Funkeys are keen to steal and hoard it, con it from unsuspecting consumers, or are motivated to create elaborate schemes and spectacles to gain it. E.P. Royalton is credited as Terrapinia's biggest tycoon. Angus Funkwell exclusively deals in Loot, and it is unknown if this is a currency used elsewhere in Terrapinia, or if it is simply Angus' own personal method of business.

Many aspects of Funkeys culture directly mirror the real world. Funkeys use the news and the World Wide Web, gossip to one another, make music and art, drive cars, and so on. Some of the only major differences are related to their language and the presence of tribes and rarities; Funkeys do not canonically speak English (or whatever language the game is being played in), as proven when the player attempts to use inappropriate words that are "not known in Terrapinia," implying that most vulgarities simply do not exist in any form in the Funkey language (which is usually referred to as being called "Funkey" itself, confusingly). The only words that have ever been translated from Funkey to English is that "Xener" means "traveler" and "Twinx" means "star." In-game, Funkeys tribes make noises when speaking, with speech bubbles showing their English dialogue. Cutscenes are also fully voiced in English, with the exception of Natives, which are never heard speaking, and are implied to speak a gibberish language only translatable by Jerry.

Funkey rarities have special social benefits merely on account of their rare circumstantial birth. The rarer a Funkey is, the better it is compensated when playing its tribe's game, and rarer Funkeys also access unique items in their shops.

Funkey tribes tend to get along as best they can. While some are ideologically opposed- such as the Sprout disliking the smells and diets of Boggle- many do their best to mutually understand each other and learn from their ideas, as is a core piece of the culture in Paradox Green. Master Lox attempts to quell the uniqueness of the Funkeys and end their explorative tribal relations by sanctioning them into their home zones and locking off their game room's security systems to prevent other Funkeys from getting in. However, some conflicting details muddy the idea that Funkeys otherwise allow anyone to play in their game rooms; both Mayor Sayso and Jerry Pearl are insinuated to be "allowed" into the tribe houses by the Funkeys themselves, on account of the former's status as mayor and the latter's status as the well-known number one beach bum and tour guide.

Funkeys are not known to follow much of a religion or spiritual ideology aside from respecting the environment. Like real life, the planet is often personified as a "Mother Nature" or "Great Mother Terrapin" figure, mainly by the Lotus tribe. Every Funkey tribe follows its own code, such as the Ace's unstoppable march towards industrial progress or the Xener's insurmountable desire for space exploration. Generally, Funkeys follow a moral code that mirrors traditional human values, and many Funkeys are vegetarian or even vegan. There are, of course, multiple tribes that are exceptions to this, and some tribes and special Funkeys who disregard some social norms outright.

Funkeys historically followed dynasties, employing kings as their rulers, and while that tradition carries on in the Hidden Realm (on account of its people having lived through from that age of history, and cutting off contact with the outside world), no other Funkey society seems to employ a genuine leader beyond respected authoritative roles like the position of Mayor of Funkeystown. Funkey governments are hardly ever brought up at all, leaving many aspects of their workings, such as the distribution and management of currency or the enforcement of laws, a mystery. The dictatorship Master Lox aims to create involves him holding sovereign control over isolationist police states entirely managed by his "tax collecting" money-stealing robots; it is unknown how much genuine control Master Lox has over Terrapinia at large, though he has yet to influence faraway lands like Funkiki Island at all. The only Funkey tribes still confirmed to operate under tribe-specific monarchs are the Raj and the Glub.

== Types of Funkeys ==

'''Standard Funkeys''' have rounded heads and twin head-bumps that take the place of ears or eyes. Almost every Funkey belongs to this variety, and each one has a special game and a realm it is native to. Each one has a Rare and Very Rare version.

* The [[Lotus]], [[Scratch]], [[Drift]], [[Dot]], and [[Waggs]] tribes live in [[Funkeystown]].
* The [[Deuce]], [[Wasabi]], [[Bones]], and [[Stitch]] tribes live in [[Magma Gorge]].
* The [[Glub]], [[Tiki]], [[Twinx]], and [[Sprout]] tribes live in [[Kelpy Basin]].
* The [[Xener]], [[Boggle]], [[Vroom]], and [[Fallout]] tribes live in [[Laputta Station]].
* The [[Sol]], [[Nibble]], [[Webley]], and [[Flurry]] tribes live in Funkiki Island.
* The [[Lucky]], [[Dyer]], [[Tank]], and [[Berger]] tribes live in [[Daydream Oasis]].
* The [[Vlurp]], [[Snipe]], [[Ptep]], and [[Sprocket]] tribes live in [[Nightmare Rift]].
* The [[Tadd]] and [[Rastro]] tribes live in [[Paradox Green]].
* The [[Oni]], including their [[King Sidd (Character)|King]] and [[Kane (Character)|interim leader]], live in the [[Hidden Realm]]. While not actually native there, the [[Yang]], [[Raj]], [[Bomble]], [[Singe]], [[Nectar]], and [[Maul]] tribes are all visiting the location during the events of the game to participate in the fighting at the Oni Dojo.

In addition to the tribes playable in-game, two unreleased normal Tribes are featured as NPCs in the Royalton Racing Complex. The [[Tach]] work as bouncers and pit crew men in the complex, while the [[Bandit]] feature as part of the spectating crowd. Other unreleased normal Funkeys not featured in-game include [[Sarge]] and [[The Subject|the Subject]].

'''Chat Funkeys''' value communication above gaming. They each run a Chat House, where other members of their tribe communicate with each other. Their heads have large, flatter "ears" on the sides of their heads, resembling headphones, with antennas poking out of the top. Chat Funkeys have no rarities.

* The [[Holler]] and [[Gabby]] tribes are native to Funkeystown.
* The [[Rom]] tribe is native to Laputta Station.
* The [[Rewind]] tribe is native to Funkiki Island.

'''Game Maker Funkeys''' are Funkeys with vast imaginations and game rooms dedicated to creating unique levels and experiences. They feature two to three capsule-shaped "horns" instead of ear bumps. The two Game Makers that released came with special accessories. Game Maker Funkeys were planned to have rarities, but the concept was cut, although a Rare Ace can be seen in the Ace's game, [[Operation: Fightplan!]]

The [[Ace]] and [[Mulch]] tribes are native to Paradox Green.

Unreleased Game Maker Funkeys include [[Knight]] and [[Voodoo]]. [[IFunk|iFunk]], which has a unique head shape featuring speakers, was also unreleased, and was meant to add licensed music to the game; considering that it was conceptualized alongside the Game Maker Funkeys and was likely going to be featured in Paradox Green, iFunk may have been considered a type of Game Maker Funkey.

Some Funkeys are based on '''licensed characters'''. They are considerably more directly humanoid than other Funkeys on account of being based on preexisting properties, and each one has rarities that only changes minor aspects of the design, as each one is still considered a character unique to itself.

The Speed Racer collaboration featured the following characters:

* [[Speed Racer]]
* [[Chim-Chim]]
* [[Trixie]]
* [[Snake Oiler]]
* [[Racer X]]
* [[Cannonball Taylor|Jack "Cannonball" Taylor]]
* [[Taejo]] (unreleased)
* [[E.P. Royalton (Figure)|E.P. Royalton]] (unreleased)
* [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]] (unreleased)

A canceled collaboration with the comic characters from Warner Bros' DC universe would have features the following 8 unreleased characters:

* [[Batman]]
* [[Joker]]
* [[Flash|The Flash]]
* [[Superman]]
* [[Wonder Woman]]
* [[Aquaman]]
* [[Green Lantern]]
* [[Mr. Freeze]]

Special Funkeys are characters who serve the role of important NPCs in the game, some of which having been released as physical figures inside Adventure Packs. Some NPCs, like Mayor Sayso and Marshall, serve as "guides" who introduce U.B. to the realms of Terrapinia. Others are enemies who roam the area and attack the player to steal coins, like Henchmen and Natives. Special Funkeys regularly deviate from the base Funkey designs with special outfits, hairstyles, and accessories. Special Funkeys have no rarities, but a couple were planned to release in different colors.

The characters released as part of the Funkeystown adventure pack include:
* [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
* Magma Gorge's red [[Henchman (Figure)|Henchman]]
* [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]

The other colors of Henchman were planned to be released, but were never put into mass production.

The characters included in the Funkiki Island adventure pack include:
* [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
* One of the [[Native (Figure)|Natives]] of Funkiki Island
* [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]

There are many NPC Funkeys who help or harm U.B., who either had canceled figures planned, or were never made to be playable at all. These non-playable characters include:
* [[Marshall (Character)|Marshall]]
* [[Dali (Character)|Dali]]
* [[Goya (Character)|Goya]]
* Kane
* The Oni tribe
* King Sidd
* [[Dr. Tinker|Doc]]
* [[Henchmen 2.0|Henchman 2.0]]
* [[Angus Funkwell|Angus]]
* [[Spiel]]
* [[Con]]

Lastly, while not canon or playable, the Wendy's promotion featured a keychain and bobblehead depicting brand-themed Funkeys; one was a yellow Funkey with a red face and a burger icon on its chest, while the other was a red, feminine Funkey with white skin and freckles, made to resemble the company's mascot. The unreleased Target Game Forge set also featured a branded Funkey resembling the Target logo. An official piece of promotional art also shows off a massive wall of Funkey designs, some of which would later become playable or redesigned into future playable tribes; however, more than 10 Funkeys on the poster were never even made into officially rendered concept art. Some Funkeys shown include a butterfly-faced Funkey, a Funkey marked with lightning bolts, and a Funkey resembling Frankenstein's monster.

The player character is an extremely special Funkey named U.B. This unique Funkey has the ability to become any tribe in the game, based on what figure is placed on the Hub. The only physical figures of U.B. exist in the form of the Hub itself, which depict U.B.'s supersized figure with a chunk of the head opened to allow for the magnet stand that a Funkey is placed in. Each Hub has a unique design that was planned to influence U.B.'s appearance in-game, though the feature was never implemented. Hub styles include:

* The generic Hub, depicting U.B.'s unedited appearance
* The Dream States Hub, featuring twirled purple outlines around U.B.'s face
* A second Dream States Hub, with the purple details recolored to pink
* The Speed Racer Hub, dressing U.B. in a blue visor to resemble the unreleased normal Speed Racer figure
* The Hidden Realm Hub, featuring a black outline and Chinese dragon imagery around U.B.'s face
* The black Argo's Hub
* A reddish-pink Hub

== Design History ==

Funkeys were initially pitched as simple USB sticks with minigames on them, marked with only minor details to give each stick some light personality. Test audiences responded with more interest to the characters on-screen, and the potential stories and context to the games they played, instead of the substance of the game itself. Thus, Radica conceptualized the idea to build a world around these characters, with games connected to physical figures depicting their likeness.

The earliest Funkeys base model was a humanoid cylindrical figure with stubby feet and a rounded head, and no arms to speak of. The art-style and character design resembles that of the characters in Madness Combat, a popular independent web cartoon at the time. The next concept was drastically different, featuring the recognizable arched back and larger feet of the final design, but with cubed heads. The next design rounded out the features, and the final design added the stubby arms, making the Funkey base that would be used in the final product.

[[Prototype]] models would consistently be made during the game's production, testing character designs, showing off future content at toy fairs and conventions, and making references for future figure productions. These models often lack serial numbers, which extends to Dot, a figure that, while compatible with the official game, only released in a set of 2,000 as a convention-exclusive figure.

== Trivia ==
* The Natives and their Pineapple King, whose species predates the existence of Funkeys, as well as the Gem-born illusions Dali and Goya, are considered in gameplay terms to be Funkeys on account of the former two's playable status and the latter two's planned playable state. However, they are all not actually Funkeys in shape or in canon, thus making them the only characters in the game- not counting animals like Kooties and crib pets- who are not Funkeys at all.
* Just as U.B. is named after the USB drives that Funkeys were originally designed as, the name "Funkeys" is meant to evoke the idea of each figure being a "key" to unlock a fun game. This is why the name and mask design of the game's main villain evokes locks and keyholes.

Funkey

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'''Funkeys''' are the titular race in U.B. Funkeys, which almost every character and tribe belongs to. It is a race that encompasses tribes of every kind of creature, from mammals to monsters, fish to frogs, and plants to robots. They are one of only two sapient races in [[Terrapinia]].

== Biology ==

Funkeys have humanoid, bipedal builds. They have slouched backs and portly bellies, stubby arms with the same joint structure as a human's- though lacking defined hands and fingers- and rounded, legless feet that can move and twist in a number of directions along their flattened lower body. Funkeys tend to have orb-shaped heads with two small bumps that take on the properties of ears, or sometimes eyes. Other Funkeys have different styles of "ear," which distinguishes certain subsets of Funkeys. Funkey tribes tend to be distinguished by the appearance of their skin, face, and outfit. Funkeys do not necessarily always bear a set of full facial details; many Funkeys lack noses, defined ears, mouths, eyes, or even any facial details at all.

The inside of any given Funkey likely looks vastly different from one another, as any given Funkey may embody any number of animals, objects, or fantasy creatures. Funkeys who have eyes are said to have a lens called a "wonder wall" that maintains eye moisturization, determines eyesight based on smoothness, and reacts distinctly to loud, direct exposure to popular music. The Tank are notable in that Dr. Tinker's experiments permanently prevented their tribe's wonder walls from producing tears, forcing all Tank to wear water-filled scuba masks to stop their eyes from drying out.

All Funkeys, or at least all organic ones, have the capability to eat, even ones that lack visible mouths. The same goes for Funkeys who lack visible noses, but can at least smell the repugnant odor of a filthy Funkey, or Funkeys like Dyer with no visible eyes, who can still see in front of them. As such, it is likely possible for every single Funkey to, by some means, access all of the same senses a human has. Funkeys are also mostly innately mammalian in nature, as a majority of them have bones, four limbs, two eyes, the ability to produce hair, and are assumed to reproduce sexually (as many instances of in-game text attributes certain Funkeys as birth siblings). There are, of course, numerous counterexamples to each traditionally mammalian trait, namely in mechanical Funkeys like the Sprocket and Rom. Robotic Funkeys are still considered Funkey tribes, even though they are not naturally-occurring species, nor do they share direct biological relations to other tribes. They are likely considered part of the Funkey species in part because they were physically created by Funkeys themselves, almost always by the renowned Funkey technician Dr. Tinker, and share equivalent sapience and cultural significance.

Dialogue from some Funkeys, like Tiki and Ptep, as well as the storyline of the Oni, imply that Funkeys- or at least some tribes of Funkeys- are capable of living for a very long time without dying of old age. As seen with Funkeys like Mayor Sayso, however, all Funkeys do eventually grow to an old age, and Funkeys spoken of as historical figures are presumed to no longer be alive. As such, it is very unclear how long any individual tribe of Funkey actually lives for.

One trademark quirk of Funkey biology that persists across nearly every species is their ability to be born as a Rare or Very Rare Funkey. During special celebrations that happen multiple times a year, the energy generated from the cheering masses cause any Funkey born on that day to become a new color. Very Rare Funkeys are a different color than the Rare or Common Funkeys, and are born when a festival's cheering energy blends with the magic of a blue moon. Bizarrely, some Rare and Very Rare Funkeys, like Wasabi and Tank, visually only differ based on the outfits they wear.

== Origin ==

It is said that all Funkey tribes evolved from the Tiki, the first tribe to emerge from the "Primordial Soup" (a term often used to simplify the ancient, chemical-rich oceans from which the first micro-organisms emerged in real life). Humorously, the Tiki's dialogue implies that this may have been a physically soup-like location, as some Tiki claim to have noodles in their ears from the event. The Tiki continue to exist in the modern day, defying evolutionary change. Over the course of an untold number of eras, further Funkey tribes came into existence from this original organism, splitting off and convergently rising to full sapience. Over 40 Funkeys tribes appear in-game, each one having the ability to speak to one another, implying that at some point, a worldwide language was mutually established. Despite this, some Funkeys, like Drift and Rom, speak in particular accented speech patterns that other Funkeys find difficult to interpret.

It is worth noting that Funkeys are only the second intelligent race to evolve and populate Terrapinia; their entire origin, starting with the Tiki, is chronologically predated by the birth and erasure of the culture that would immortalize itself in contemporary times as the Funkiki Island Natives.

== History ==

While it is unknown at what stage the Funkeys species fully set foot across Terrapinia and developed into a sapient culture, it is known that during the beginning, Funkeys society was largely segregated into individual tribes. Each Funkey species remained a separate culture, not yet united. It is implied that some Funkeys tribes discovered how to utilize magic during this time, as some Funkeys like Dot mastered the ability to hover, while others like Lucky and Twinx became capable of shooting magical light.

During the 3rd Funkazoic Era, a terrible conflict known as the [[Great Funkey War|Great Funkey Wars]] rocked Terrapinia and pitted Funkeys against one another in brutal combat. The forces of King Kahn, who likely instigated the war, drove the Oni of the Perilous Verge to hide themselves, while other Funkey tribes were made to untie under the banner of King Funkankhamun, who ended the war and instated the Golden Age of Funkeys. Remnants of old Funkey society and the war itself remained in Mesofunkey Plains, while the collective Funkey culture moved on to bigger and better things.

The Golden Age of Funkeys, for what little is said of it, is implied to be the period in which the newly-united Funkeys tribes came together to create impressive architectural feats. Working together to found entire cities, launch rockets into deep space, and transform whole islands into premier beach resorts, the Funkeys had firmly established their new age of unity and prosperity. Funkeys came to be known as fun-loving creatures who trade with each other and invent new games to pass time.

Dr. Tinker, a renowned Funkey technician, led a project to create Portals which tap into the mystical, space-time defying In-Between so that Funkeys could teleport from one end of Terrapinia to the other in the blink of an eye, thus allowing the united cultures to more easily interact with one another. The Portals were a successful venture; so successful, in fact, that Dr. Tinker was able to use the Dream Machine he invented to create Portals to all-new, previously nonexistent realms born of dreams and nightmares. Dr. Tinker's scientific contributions- and his very life- came to a screeching halt after an event known as the Great Disaster rocked the Portal grid, exploding all Portals and the Gems powering them. This event birthed a new tyrannical figure, Master Lox, a Funkey determined to control Terrapinia, pilfer its wealth, and lock each tribe into the realm it naturally inhabits forever.

The events of the game take place an unknown amount of time after the Great Disaster rocked the Portal system, and Master Lox rose to power with his army of Henchmen.

== Culture ==

Funkeys are widely considered to be environmentally-friendly, fun-loving people. They take extensive measures to balance their high-tech industry and progress with their tender care for nature, and value imagination, expression, and peace above all else. Funkey tribes tend to house themselves in small settlements where they host the house decorations they came up with, as well as their culture's trademark game, which a tribe of Funkeys rewards its players for based on their performance. Funkey tribes naturally exist worldwide, as their curious, explorative nature leaves them always craving new sights and games. Some Funkeys value other types of leisure and entertainment; for instance, Chat Funkeys are all about finding new ways to communicate.

Funkeys tend to house themselves in "Cribs," which they decorate with items purchased in the various stores around Terrapinia. Goods are dealt with Coins, a golden currency that Funkeys earn by working and playing. Accruing wealth is such an important part of this traditionally capitalist culture that some Funkeys are keen to steal and hoard it, con it from unsuspecting consumers, or are motivated to create elaborate schemes and spectacles to gain it. E.P. Royalton is credited as Terrapinia's biggest tycoon. Angus Funkwell exclusively deals in Loot, and it is unknown if this is a currency used elsewhere in Terrapinia, or if it is simply Angus' own personal method of business.

Many aspects of Funkeys culture directly mirror the real world. Funkeys use the news and the World Wide Web, gossip to one another, make music and art, drive cars, and so on. Some of the only major differences are related to their language and the presence of tribes and rarities; Funkeys do not canonically speak English (or whatever language the game is being played in), as proven when the player attempts to use inappropriate words that are "not known in Terrapinia," implying that most vulgarities simply do not exist in any form in the Funkey language (which is usually referred to as being called "Funkey" itself, confusingly). The only word that has ever been translated from Funkey to English is that "Xener" means "traveler."

Funkey rarities have special social benefits merely on account of their rare circumstantial birth. The rarer a Funkey is, the better it is compensated when playing its tribe's game, and rarer Funkeys also access unique items in their shops.

Funkey tribes tend to get along as best they can. While some are ideologically opposed- such as the Sprout disliking the smells and diets of Boggle- many do their best to mutually understand each other and learn from their ideas, as is a core piece of the culture in Paradox Green. Master Lox attempts to quell the uniqueness of the Funkeys and end their explorative tribal relations by sanctioning them into their home zones and locking off their game room's security systems to prevent other Funkeys from getting in. However, some conflicting details muddy the idea that Funkeys otherwise allow anyone to play in their game rooms; both Mayor Sayso and Jerry Pearl are insinuated to be "allowed" into the tribe houses by the Funkeys themselves, on account of the former's status as mayor and the latter's status as the well-known number one beach bum and tour guide.

Funkeys are not known to follow much of a religion or spiritual ideology aside from respecting the environment. Like real life, the planet is often personified as a "Mother Nature" or "Great Mother Terrapin" figure, mainly by the Lotus tribe. Every Funkey tribe follows its own code, such as the Ace's unstoppable march towards industrial progress or the Xener's insurmountable desire for space exploration. Generally, Funkeys follow a moral code that mirrors traditional human values, and many Funkeys are vegetarian or even vegan. There are, of course, multiple tribes that are exceptions to this, and some tribes and special Funkeys who disregard some social norms outright.

Funkeys historically followed dynasties, employing kings as their rulers, and while that tradition carries on in the Hidden Realm (on account of its people having lived through from that age of history, and cutting off contact with the outside world), no other Funkey society seems to employ a genuine leader beyond respected authoritative roles like the position of Mayor of Funkeystown. Funkey governments are hardly ever brought up at all, leaving many aspects of their workings, such as the distribution and management of currency or the enforcement of laws, a mystery. The dictatorship Master Lox aims to create involves him holding sovereign control over isolationist police states entirely managed by his "tax collecting" money-stealing robots; it is unknown how much genuine control Master Lox has over Terrapinia at large, though he has yet to influence faraway lands like Funkiki Island at all.

== Types of Funkeys ==

'''Standard Funkeys''' have rounded heads and twin head-bumps that take the place of ears or eyes. Almost every Funkey belongs to this variety, and each one has a special game and a realm it is native to. Each one has a Rare and Very Rare version.

* The [[Lotus]], [[Scratch]], [[Drift]], [[Dot]], and [[Waggs]] tribes live in [[Funkeystown]].
* The [[Deuce]], [[Wasabi]], [[Bones]], and [[Stitch]] tribes live in [[Magma Gorge]].
* The [[Glub]], [[Tiki]], [[Twinx]], and [[Sprout]] tribes live in [[Kelpy Basin]].
* The [[Xener]], [[Boggle]], [[Vroom]], and [[Fallout]] tribes live in [[Laputta Station]].
* The [[Sol]], [[Nibble]], [[Webley]], and [[Flurry]] tribes live in Funkiki Island.
* The [[Lucky]], [[Dyer]], [[Tank]], and [[Berger]] tribes live in [[Daydream Oasis]].
* The [[Vlurp]], [[Snipe]], [[Ptep]], and [[Sprocket]] tribes live in [[Nightmare Rift]].
* The [[Tadd]] and [[Rastro]] tribes live in [[Paradox Green]].
* The [[Oni]], including their [[King Sidd (Character)|King]] and [[Kane (Character)|interim leader]], live in the [[Hidden Realm]]. While not actually native there, the [[Yang]], [[Raj]], [[Bomble]], [[Singe]], [[Nectar]], and [[Maul]] tribes are all visiting the location during the events of the game to participate in the fighting at the Oni Dojo.

In addition to the tribes playable in-game, two unreleased normal Tribes are featured as NPCs in the Royalton Racing Complex. The [[Tach]] work as bouncers and pit crew men in the complex, while the [[Bandit]] feature as part of the spectating crowd. Other unreleased normal Funkeys not featured in-game include [[Sarge]] and [[The Subject|the Subject]].

'''Chat Funkeys''' value communication above gaming. They each run a Chat House, where other members of their tribe communicate with each other. Their heads have large, flatter "ears" on the sides of their heads, resembling headphones, with antennas poking out of the top. Chat Funkeys have no rarities.

* The [[Holler]] and [[Gabby]] tribes are native to Funkeystown.
* The [[Rom]] tribe is native to Laputta Station.
* The [[Rewind]] tribe is native to Funkiki Island.

'''Game Maker Funkeys''' are Funkeys with vast imaginations and game rooms dedicated to creating unique levels and experiences. They feature two to three capsule-shaped "horns" instead of ear bumps. The two Game Makers that released came with special accessories. Game Maker Funkeys were planned to have rarities, but the concept was cut, although a Rare Ace can be seen in the Ace's game, [[Operation: Fightplan!]]

The [[Ace]] and [[Mulch]] tribes are native to Paradox Green.

Unreleased Game Maker Funkeys include [[Knight]] and [[Voodoo]]. [[IFunk|iFunk]], which has a unique head shape featuring speakers, was also unreleased, and was meant to add licensed music to the game; considering that it was conceptualized alongside the Game Maker Funkeys and was likely going to be featured in Paradox Green, iFunk may have been considered a type of Game Maker Funkey.

Some Funkeys are based on '''licensed characters'''. They are considerably more directly humanoid than other Funkeys on account of being based on preexisting properties, and each one has rarities that only changes minor aspects of the design, as each one is still considered a character unique to itself.

The Speed Racer collaboration featured the following characters:

* [[Speed Racer]]
* [[Chim-Chim]]
* [[Trixie]]
* [[Snake Oiler]]
* [[Racer X]]
* [[Cannonball Taylor|Jack "Cannonball" Taylor]]
* [[Taejo]] (unreleased)
* [[E.P. Royalton (Figure)|E.P. Royalton]] (unreleased)
* [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]] (unreleased)

A canceled collaboration with the comic characters from Warner Bros' DC universe would have features the following 8 unreleased characters:

* [[Batman]]
* [[Joker]]
* [[Flash|The Flash]]
* [[Superman]]
* [[Wonder Woman]]
* [[Aquaman]]
* [[Green Lantern]]
* [[Mr. Freeze]]

Special Funkeys are characters who serve the role of important NPCs in the game, some of which having been released as physical figures inside Adventure Packs. Some NPCs, like Mayor Sayso and Marshall, serve as "guides" who introduce U.B. to the realms of Terrapinia. Others are enemies who roam the area and attack the player to steal coins, like Henchmen and Natives. Special Funkeys regularly deviate from the base Funkey designs with special outfits, hairstyles, and accessories. Special Funkeys have no rarities, but a couple were planned to release in different colors.

The characters released as part of the Funkeystown adventure pack include:
* [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
* Magma Gorge's red [[Henchman (Figure)|Henchman]]
* [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]

The other colors of Henchman were planned to be released, but were never put into mass production.

The characters included in the Funkiki Island adventure pack include:
* [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
* One of the [[Native (Figure)|Natives]] of Funkiki Island
* [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]

There are many NPC Funkeys who help or harm U.B., who either had canceled figures planned, or were never made to be playable at all. These non-playable characters include:
* [[Marshall (Character)|Marshall]]
* [[Dali (Character)|Dali]]
* [[Goya (Character)|Goya]]
* Kane
* The Oni tribe
* King Sidd
* [[Dr. Tinker|Doc]]
* [[Henchmen 2.0|Henchman 2.0]]
* [[Angus Funkwell|Angus]]
* [[Spiel]]
* [[Con]]

Lastly, while not canon or playable, the Wendy's promotion featured a keychain and bobblehead depicting brand-themed Funkeys; one was a yellow Funkey with a red face and a burger icon on its chest, while the other was a red, feminine Funkey with white skin and freckles, made to resemble the company's mascot. The unreleased Target Game Forge set also featured a branded Funkey resembling the Target logo. An official piece of promotional art also shows off a massive wall of Funkey designs, some of which would later become playable or redesigned into future playable tribes; however, more than 10 Funkeys on the poster were never even made into officially rendered concept art. Some Funkeys shown include a butterfly-faced Funkey, a Funkey marked with lightning bolts, and a Funkey resembling Frankenstein's monster.

The player character is an extremely special Funkey named U.B. This unique Funkey has the ability to become any tribe in the game, based on what figure is placed on the Hub. The only physical figures of U.B. exist in the form of the Hub itself, which depict U.B.'s supersized figure with a chunk of the head opened to allow for the magnet stand that a Funkey is placed in. Each Hub has a unique design that was planned to influence U.B.'s appearance in-game, though the feature was never implemented. Hub styles include:

* The generic Hub, depicting U.B.'s unedited appearance
* The Dream States Hub, featuring twirled purple outlines around U.B.'s face
* A second Dream States Hub, with the purple details recolored to pink
* The Speed Racer Hub, dressing U.B. in a blue visor to resemble the unreleased normal Speed Racer figure
* The Hidden Realm Hub, featuring a black outline and Chinese dragon imagery around U.B.'s face
* The black Argo's Hub
* A reddish-pink Hub

== Design History ==

Funkeys were initially pitched as simple USB sticks with minigames on them, marked with only minor details to give each stick some light personality. Test audiences responded with more interest to the characters on-screen, and the potential stories and context to the games they played, instead of the substance of the game itself. Thus, Radica conceptualized the idea to build a world around these characters, with games connected to physical figures depicting their likeness.

The earliest Funkeys base model was a humanoid cylindrical figure with stubby feet and a rounded head, and no arms to speak of. The art-style and character design resembles that of the characters in Madness Combat, a popular independent web cartoon at the time. The next concept was drastically different, featuring the recognizable arched back and larger feet of the final design, but with cubed heads. The next design rounded out the features, and the final design added the stubby arms, making the Funkey base that would be used in the final product.

[[Prototype]] models would consistently be made during the game's production, testing character designs, showing off future content at toy fairs and conventions, and making references for future figure productions. These models often lack serial numbers, which extends to Dot, a figure that, while compatible with the official game, only released in a set of 2,000 as a convention-exclusive figure.

== Trivia ==
* The Natives and their Pineapple King, whose species predates the existence of Funkeys, as well as the Gem-born illusions Dali and Goya, are considered in gameplay terms to be Funkeys on account of the former two's playable status and the latter two's planned playable state. However, they are all not actually Funkeys in shape or in canon, thus making them the only characters in the game- not counting animals like Kooties and crib pets- who are not Funkeys at all.
* Just as U.B. is named after the USB drives that Funkeys were originally designed as, the name "Funkeys" is meant to evoke the idea of each figure being a "key" to unlock a fun game. This is why the name and mask design of the game's main villain evokes locks and keyholes.

Sprocket

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
! colspan="2" | Sprocket
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Sprocket.png|250px|center]]
|-
| Series
| [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]]
|-
| Zone
| [[Nightmare Rift]]
|-
| Game Room
| [[Sprocket Shanty]]
|-
| Game
| [[Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Sprocket]]
|-
| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Sprocket''' is a Funkey released with the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion. The Sprocket tribe is native to [[Nightmare Rift]].

== Design ==

Sprocket is a robotic Funkey with visible bolts and weld marks. Its mouth is shaped like gear teeth, and a gear symbol is displayed on its chest. Sprocket's eyes are wide, lined lamps.

Common Sprocket is gray with yellow eyes, with a yellow gear. Rare Sprocket resembles rusty brown-orange metal, with a paler white color for its gear and eyes. Very Rare Sprocket has a black body and futuristic blue details, with its outline accents becoming white. An unreleased Sprocket figure has the Very Rare's blue gear and eyes, but with a white body.

== In-Game Description ==
As an ambitious primary student at Funkeystown, the young Dr. Tinker created the first Sprocket as an entry into his school science contest.

Designed to help the Boggle with garbage duties, Dr. Tinker bragged to the contest judges that his design would turn waste material into a much more delicious food then that “bland Boggle Butter!” However, when he turned on, rather than producing something delicious, Sprocket only wanted to dance. While their herky-jerky groove was impressive in its own right, Dr. Tinker had no time for a Sprocket when they danced.

While Dr. Tinker may not have liked it, the kids in Funkeystown loved to dance like Sprocket! Sprocket’s dance, the robot, as it became known, was all the craze. Sprocket’s popularity grew, but like all fads, one day the kids no longer wanted to do the dance. Since he was kind of a one dance Funkey, he wandered off and was not heard of again.

Now, the Sprocket, dancing robots, are a reoccurring nightmare for most Funkey kids as they are reminded of just how silly they really looked!

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal (Gray) - 164
* Rare (Orange) - 180
* Very Rare (Black) - 193

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Sprocket
*I know Dr. Tinker was disappointed, but what would you rather do - eat garbage or dance?!
*They say my springs are wound too tight and that I have a screw loose.
*Do you know the "Sprocket Rocket"?
*My dancing's a little rusty. Do you happen to have an oil can on you?
*I was built to grub garbage, but I was born to boogie down and shake my groove springs.
To [[U.B.]]
*The only advise I can offer your U.B. is: don't be me.
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*Master Lox. Why do I feel like a junk heap waiting to happen?
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*Sorry, tax man. I don't have any loose change, only loose screws.
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*Mayor Sayso. How come there isn't a "Do The Robot Day" in Funkeystown?
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*Jerry Pearl! Weren't you the President of "The Robot" fan club back in the day?
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*Mr. King Pineapple, sir, is there any way you could make "The Robot" the offical dance of Funkiki Island?
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*Yes, I have no coconuts, Mr. Native. Would lug nuts do?

== Trivia ==
* Sprocket appears in the Codex and in cutscenes prior to the release of the figure.
* There is an unreleased White Sprocket with blue accents. It is not known if this is a prototype appearance for the Very Rare design, or some other concept.
* Sprocket and [[Lucky]] feature in the story of the first Wendy's Disc. Sprocket speaks with a generically toneless filtered robot voice. Sprocket is contacted by Lucky to ask where U.B. might find a car for the road trip the three plan to go on. Sprocket advertises Con as being U.B.'s best bet, unintentionally leading the kid to be scammed, as the car turns out to be a cursed vehicle that duplicates itself when it turns a sharp corner.

== History ==
'''[[Update 3.0|3.0]]:''' Introduced.

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Nightmare Rift]]

Lucky

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
! colspan="2" | Lucky
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Lucky.png|250px|center]]
|-
| Series
| [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]]
|-
| Zone
| [[Daydream Oasis]]
|-
| Game Room
| [[Lucky Palace]]
|-
| Game
| [[Rainbow Shootout]]
|-
| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Lucky''' is a Funkey released with the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion. The Lucky tribe is native to [[Daydream Oasis]].

== Design ==

Lucky has a simple body with few details. Like many other Funkeys, they have beady, simple eyes. A rainbow pattern is featured across their left eye, as well as two arching down from their left hip region and right shoulder region respectively.

Common Lucky has a white body with black eyes, and a rainbow made of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. Their feet and the ends of their hands are red. Rare Lucky maintains the rainbow colors and red limbs, but inverts the blacks and whites, as well as removing the eye glints altogether. Very Rare Lucky remains white with black eyes, but the reds are replaced with light greens, and their rainbow consists of green, orange, pink, blue, and yellow, in that order.

== In-Game Description ==
There’s an old saying, “I’d rather be lucky than good,” and nobody is more lucky than the Lucky. That is why, of course, they are called the Lucky.

Many, many years ago, the Lucky discovered, quite by accident, the secret to controlling all the rainbows in Terrapinia. The first thing they did with the skill was use it to find the pot of coins that everyone knows is at the end of rainbows. Since they have so many coins, they’ve never again had to work a day in their life! Because of this, the Lucky are always friendly and have a permanently sunny disposition, even when it’s raining.

While the Snipe will always aggressively assert that they are the roughest, and the Wasabi may be legendary for their stealthy funk-fu powers, everybody really know that the Lucky are the toughest of all Funkeys! Being the toughest of all Funkeys around, the Lucky really don’t feel any need to prove their toughness to anyone!

Not feeling a need to brag about their toughness, the Lucky instead pride themselves on their education level, frequently telling others how book smart they are. They spend considerable time keeping their minds healthy by planning challenging puzzles and word games. The Lucky have established a very prestigious college called Lucky Lady University as a rival school to the Waggs’ University of Soft and Cuddly. Not only is it one of the finest academic schools in Terrapinia, it also consistently has one of the best bowball teams throughout the land. LLU’s current head mistress, Lucky D, is not only one of the smartest Funkeys in the land, she is also one of the prettiest . . . and of course, the luckiest.

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal (White) - 162
* Rare (Black) - 175
* Very Rare (Green) - 191

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Lucky
*How lucky are you to run into a Lucky?
*Rain or shine, it's always a Lucky day in Terrapinia.
*Find your own pot of coins!
*Without rain, there wouldn't be any rainbows.
*I'd rather be a Lucky than good.
To [[U.B.]]
*If you ever need a little bit of luck, U.B, just call on your favorite Lucky.
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*Master Lox?! Suddenly, I don't feel so lucky.
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*So you want my coins, Mr. Henchman? Okay, I'm sure I'll find more soon.
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*Mr. Mayor, I certainly hope I'm going to see you at the big USC and LLC bowball game. With any luck, it'll be a blow out for LLC!
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*Hi, Jerry. Funkiki Island is so fortunate to have you there sitting on it's beach to keep it from floating away.
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*A King living on a tropical paradise...I can see I'm not the only lucky Funkey around here.
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*Of course, my island buddy. I just happen to have some coconuts with me! How me is that?!

== Trivia ==
* Lucky is the only Funkey tribe with a rarity that removes a detail outright; Rare Lucky's eye glints are completely absent, which can be noticed when observing that the left eye is placed atop the rainbow's green stripe with no inverted black eye glint to cover it.
* Lucky and [[Sprocket]] have speaking roles in the story of the first Wendy's Disc. Lucky has a vaguely teenage male voice. Wanting to go on U.B.'s road trip, Lucky is contacted by the young Funkey when they realize they don't actually own a car. Lucky does not know where to get one, and thus contacts Sprocket, who directs the kid to Con. Lucky and Sprocket return to the phone call when U.B. comes home, and Lucky is apprehensively impressed when U.B. talks about how his car has already increased in value.

== History ==
'''[[Update 3.1|3.1]]:''' Introduced.

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Con

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'''Con''' is an NPC appearing in [[Funkeystown]] and the [[Royalton Racing Complex]].

== Appearance ==

Con has a traditional Funkey body shape, with lime green skin and beady black eyes. His left eye is accented with an American dollar sign, and the top of his head features thinning brown hair. Con wears a green plaid vest, with a white undershirt and yellow tie. His shoes are brown.

== In-Game ==

Con is featured in car shops located in Funkeystown and the Royalton Racing Complex. In his introductory cutscene, he shows himself to be a fast-talking, sleazy businessman, interested in selling people cars at presumably outrageous prices. Con provides U.B. with a key and a garage expansion to the Crib upon first being met; from then on, he acts as a shopkeeper, with his primary wares being cars that the garage can display.

In the first Wendy's Disc story, Con serves a more relevant role; U.B., wanting to go on a road trip with Lucky and Sprocket, is told by the latter to visit Con for cheap-priced cars. Con, ever the unreliable salesman, advertises one of his "best cars," which is so great that "owning one is like owning two." He warns U.B. not to take sharp corners with it. U.B. does not heed this warning, and they realize that the car literally does split into two copies of itself when it turns a corner, thus flooding U.B. with spare cars they don't want.

== Gallery ==
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Marshall (Character)

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'''Marshall''' is a character who guides [[U.B.]] through the Dream States.

== Story ==

Marshall is the guide for [[Daydream Oasis]] and [[Nightmare Rift]]. In both stories, he leads U.B. into the zone, warning them of the dangers and explaining what Funkey tribes live there. In both zones, the roaming enemy, [[Dali (Character)|Dali]] and [[Goya (Character)|Goya]] respectively, soon appear and attack Marshall. Dali successfully lulls him to sleep, and Goya attacks Marshall with his terrible breath.

Marshall is absent for the majority of the player's stay in the Dreamstates. By using the loops and feathers collected in a Funkey's game room, however, Dali and Goya can be fought back against. Both enemies will destroy the first Dreamcatcher used against them, but Marshall will order U.B. to use the next Dreamcatcher if possible; the second Dreamcatcher will always defeat the enemy for good.

Marshall bids farewell to U.B. when Dali and Goya are both defeated. He claims he has questions that he wants answers to, which involves him pursuing [[Master Lox (Character)|Master Lox]] alone.

In the second Wendy's Disc story, Marshall is asked by U.B. to lend his hat. Marshall explains that his one-of-a-kind hat was made specifically for him, and has some significance in his vigilante justice-seeking. Marshall warns U.B. that by wearing his hat, foes may mistake U.B. for himself, burdening U.B. with Marshall's responsibilities and enemies. U.B. understands the risks, and dejectedly leaves.

== Trivia ==
* Marshall initially took on a more human-like appearance, looking nothing like a Funkey.
* Marshall was going to have a [[White Marshall|lighter counterpart]] for [[Daydream Oasis]]. However, this was cut.

== See Also ==
* [[Marshall (Figure)]]
* [[White Marshall]]

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Kane (Character)

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'''Kane''' is a character who acts as a guide to the [[Hidden Realm]], serving as the zone's deuteragonist. He also acts as an enemy who will occasionally challenge the player.

== Appearance ==
Kane appears almost identical to the [[Oni]], but with some key differences. Kane's body is white, but with dark grey patches instead of the red-colored marks of a normal Oni. He wears less clothing, as he has no armor or shirt on. He instead has long red gloves, and a red belt with ornate yellow embroidery. Kane's teeth are significantly shorter than an Oni's as well.

Kane wears a large red and grey samurai helmet with yellow accents and a gold emblem on its front. The helmet has two large red stag beetle horns on top. Beneath this helmet, Kane has a small tuft of orange hair. Removing the helmet is also the only way to see Kane's eyes, though he is never seen with them open. Kane also carries a red and silver blade with him; this weapon almost entirely consists of a massive silver bladed wedge, with a segment removed to feature a small red handle to grip onto.

== In-Game ==
A member of the Oni tribe, Kane is the most powerful combatant of the [[Funkey Fighters|Oni Dojo]]. He also leads a team of Oni fighters who currently reign as the undefeated champions of the Dojo (even though they have only ever fought each other).

After the departure of [[King Sidd (Character)|King Sidd]], Kane was appointed as the interim leader of the Oni, a fact Kane seems to take great pride in. However, he and his subjects do sorely miss their rightful ruler, and he is ultimately willing to follow U.B. if it means finding the king's location.

Kane first appears to the player after they leave the dirigible and enter the Hidden Realm. Kane gives U.B. a small introduction to the realm and its Dojo, but underestimates the visitor by boasting about the Dojo's exclusivity; he further antagonizes the player by serving as an overworld enemy. As the player approaches the gates, Kane shows a humbler side, and describes how King Sidd created the gates after he ascended the mountain and left Kane in charge. Kane drops his gruff voice for a moment to speak more sensitively about his distaste for the gates' architectural design, but resumes his boisterous speech mannerisms afterwards. Kane and the Oni have been unable to surpass the gates, as they fail to understand King Sidd's message, and were incapable of destroying them with brute force.

When U.B. is caught by Kane while he roams the overworld as an enemy, Kane will challenge them with a game of rock-paper-scissors. Kane seems to be the most fair of the zones' enemies, as he allows the player to choose how many [[Coins]] they will bet. Kane's game is a best of three challenge, and if you win, he will give you the same amount as your bet. Of course, the inverse is true if Kane wins.

Kane also appears as the hardest enemy in the Oni Dojo. After the player defeats Kane in [[Funkey Fighters]] with all six of the Hidden Realm's tribes ([[Singe]], [[Raj]], [[Yang]], [[Bomble]], [[Nectar]], and [[Maul]]), he rewards the player with the Hidden Realm [[Gem]], respecting U.B.'s strength and pacifying his and the Oni's hostility. He was given the Gem for safekeeping by King Sidd, but the Gem makes his head itch as he keeps it in his helmet, and Kane does not even know what the artifact does.

In the second story on the Wendy's Disc, Kane is the first of the characters U.B. approaches when looking for a hat to wear to spruce up their style. Kane boasts that his stag hat was earned as a result of his victories in combat, and urges U.B. to begin fighting him. U.B. declines in fear, and Kane laughs it off, but insists that U.B. come back soon for a battle.

== Trivia ==
* Kane and the Funkiki Natives are the only enemy characters that are revealed not to be evil.
* Kane is the only guide character who also serves as the zone's roaming enemy.

== See Also ==
* [[Kane (Figure)]]

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Mayor Sayso (Character)

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'''Mayor Sayso''' is a major character in U.B. Funkeys, acting as the player's guide as they first enter [[Funkeystown]]. He can be seen working at the information center at the station. Mayor Sayso is a playable character that you can buy and use in your game, along with Master Lox and the Henchmen.

[[File:MayorSaysoCutscene.jpg|thumb|right|Mayor Sayso as he appears in the cutscene when first using his figure.]]

== Appearance ==

Mayor Sayso is a blue-skinned Funkey with small, beady eyes high on his face. He has small white glasses perched where his nose would be. Mayor Sayso wears his gray hair in a distinctive, overgrown hairstyle, with flowing eyebrows and a massive beard. Mayor Sayso wears a red button-up and a black vest. He holds a red cane capped with the shape of a Funkey's head, which is revealed not to be a walking stick- but rather a magic staff- in a Quest.

== In-game ==
Sayso was born and raised in [[Paradox Green]], where he lived with his brother, the esteemed [[Dr. Tinker]]. At some point, Sayso was elected as mayor of [[Funkeystown]]. After [[The Great Disaster]], Sayso became the head of F.A.R.T., the resistance against [[Master Lox (Character)|Master Lox's]] fascist regime.

When [[U.B.]] first arrives in Funkeystown, Sayso greets them and introduces them to the regions of Terrapinia. He then guides U.B. in their adventure through Funkeystown, [[Magma Gorge]], [[Kelpy Basin]], and [[Laputta Station]]. At every step, he congratulates U.B. for his successes, and narrates what happens each time a development in the story occurs. Mayor Sayso continues to appear in cutscenes to announce the opening of new Portals and greet Adventure Pack characters; when he is the one being played as, Mayor Sayso remarks that he's begun talking to himself and forgetting where he was going on account of the stress of manning Funkeystown.

He appears in a help desk in Funkeystown, where he offers advice and guidance to the player. In addition, he plays a small role in one of the game's Quests, and rewards a special Gem alongside 10,000 Coins when said Quest is completed.

In the second Wendy's Disc story, Mayor Sayso overhears U.B. talking to Marshall, realizing that the child is feeling unhappy about their lack of color or style. Mayor Sayso attempts to make U.B. think like Dr. Tinker in an attempt to help out, but U.B. takes this too literally, and returns to him in Master Lox's cloak. Mayor Sayso elaborates as to what he meant, claiming that regardless of clothes or color, all Funkeys are special and unique inside, and many Funkeys probably want to look like U.B. too. This helps U.B. overcome the gloomy mood they were in, though ultimately U.B. still ends up wearing a hat.

== See Also ==
* [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)]]

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U.B.

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'''U.B.''' is the default Funkey and the player's avatar.

== Hub Appearance ==

The physical U.B. hub has several appearances, including:
* Default white appearance
* Pink and white (Limited Too "Justice" exclusive)
* White with pink designs (Toys "R" Us exclusive)
* Black with grey designs (Argos exclusive)
* White with purple designs ([[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] Starter Pack)
* White with racing gear ([[Speed Racer (Update)|Speed Racer]] Starter Pack)
* White with bamboo and a dragon ([[Hidden Realm (Update)|Hidden Realm]] Starter Pack)

== Description ==
U.B. is a Funkey with a very special characteristic: they can change into any Funkey. This is done by placing any Funkey figure onto the U.B. hub figure. On their own, U.B. can enter very few portals or game rooms. U.B.'s physical description is very simple; their skin is white, and they have a gray face with beady eyes and a gray belly icon with the series' "f" logo on it. As for U.B.'s other characteristics, very little is known; U.B. has no known gender, but is stated to be a young Funkey by many NPCs. Despite U.B.'s youth, they live independently. U.B.'s voice in the Wendy's Disc is especially youthful-sounding, with excited speech inflections.

Without [[Guide:How to Play as Any Funkey Using CheatEngine|cheating]], you will need a U.B. to play the game, even if you don't have any other Funkeys.

== Story ==

U.B. is a silent protagonist who moves into a new Crib in Funkeystown, and is immediately greeted by the friendly [[Mayor Sayso (Character)|Mayor Sayso]], who introduces the young Funkey to the world of Terrapinia and explains the recent history of Master Lox and the Great Disaster. Being encouraged to explore [[Terrapinia]] and reveal its secrets, U.B. sets out to find the missing Gem Shards that can restore the Portals and defeat Master Lox's Henchmen. U.B. is successfully able to free [[Funkeystown]], [[Kelpy Basin]], [[Magma Gorge]], and [[Laputta Station]] from the [[Henchmen]], and pulls off [[Master Lox (Character)|Master Lox]]'s cloak afterwards while he is cornered, revealing his identity. The villain escapes afterwards, and U.B.'s adventure continues.

U.B., upon visiting [[Funkiki Island]], is made aware of the strange behavior of the island's [[Native (Character)|Natives]], and investigates by making their way up to their volcanic village after being rewarded special items from the local tribes of Funkeys. After offering the [[Pineapple King (Character)|Pineapple King]] a golden gift, U.B. is told the tale of the agitated volcano, and realizes that the Funkiki Gem is inside, causing the activity. Using the collected items, U.B. retrieves the Gem, and is crowned as an official member of the tribe. U.B.'s tribe name is Kulia-Puka-Pow, which translates to "George."

U.B. is later teamed up with the mysterious [[Marshall (Character)|Marshall]], a vigilante who guides the young Funkey through the Dream States. U.B. is pursued by [[Dali (Character)|Dali]] and [[Goya (Character)|Goya]], minions of Master Lox; after learning how to channel their inner power through the Dreamcatchers, the enemies are transformed back into the Gems they were born from.

After having the strange dirigible brought to their attention by a nervous mayor, U.B. travels to the [[Hidden Realm]], where their physical might is mocked by [[Kane (Character)|Kane]]. U.B. transforms into the Funkey warrior tribes currently visiting, beating Kane six separate times, and earning his trust, as well as the area's Gem. U.B. also allies with a number of Funkey tribes to take on [[King Sidd (Character)|King Sidd]]'s Path of Enlightenment, meeting the king himself, hearing his tale, and achieving some form of zen.

U.B. then travels to [[Paradox Green]], immediately being made aware of the attacking Henchmen 2.0. Using the dangerous items rewarded to them by the local tribes, U.B. demolishes each mechanical minion attacking the Gnomon Tree, learning Doc's secret before leaving the zone to pursue new adventures.

In the Wendy's Discs, U.B. is not a silent protagonist, but rather a unique, defined character with a speaking role in the cutscenes. In the first story, U.B. seeks to impress their friends with a new car. They visit [[Con]] in the Royalton Racing Complex, buying a car that Con advertises as his best deal. U.B. naively continues to believe that Con was an amiable fellow, but is disappointed to realize that when Con said that owning one of these cars is like owning two, he meant it literally; when the car turns a sharp corner, it physically duplicates itself, leaving U.B. with little room in their garage to hold the cloning car. Regardless, U.B. takes a Sprocket and Lucky on a road trip with the car setting up the Car Conga game. In the second story, U.B. feels dysphoria about their appearance, thinking that all the tribes of Terrapinia are comparatively more cool and colorful than U.B. is. Hoping to find a hat to spruce up their personal style, U.B. first approaches Kane, who refuses to give the child his hat, but reveals that the helmet was earned through rigorous combat, signifying his power and status. Kane invites U.B. to spar in the Oni Dojo to earn a hat of their own, but a startled U.B. refuses. Marshall is the next character U.B. approaches for a hat, but Marshall informs U.B. that the hat he wears was custom-made, and signifies his role as a vigilante. Once Marshall posits the idea that wearing his hat would make potential foes confuse U.B. for himself, U.B. understands the risk involved, and dejectedly leaves. Mayor Sayso, who accidentally eavesdropped on the conversation, asks U.B. what the great Dr. Tinker would do in this situation. U.B. misinterprets this advice, and returns to Mayor Sayso cloaked in Master Lox's disguise. Mayor Sayso explains that every Funkey, including U.B., is most special on the inside, and many Funkeys likely look up to U.B. the same way they look up to the other tribes. U.B. feels more confident about their style, but later dons their Pineapple King-style hat as "Kulia-Puka-Pow" in the Native Outpost anyway, claiming that the hat makes playing Funkeys games more fun. This sets up the Pineapple Smash game.

== Gallery ==
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== Trivia ==
* Each starter pack has its own unique variant of U.B.
* Excluding adventure packs, U.B. is the only playable Funkey to not have its own game room.
* Despite physical differences, regardless of the Hub, U.B. will always have the traditional white and grey appearance. U.B. was planned to mimic the appearance of the Hub being used; this feature was apparently so close to being legitimately implemented that [[Jeff Bruneau]] on a live [[Jeff Bruneau Interview|interview]] was surprised to be reminded that the Hub does not, in fact, change U.B.'s appearance.
* Regardless of the Funkey being used, U.B. is always depicted as the player character in cutscenes.
* The player may visually appear as the Funkeys being used on the Hub, but canonically, they are almost all U.B. using their power to transform. The only playable characters that are not actually U.B. in disguise are Mayor Sayso, Jerry Pearl, Native, and Pineapple King. Unreleased cutscenes prove that the cut characters Thug and E.P. Royalton would also have not been U.B. in disguise. Among Warner Bros' demands for the unreleased DC Heroes expansion was that unique transitions must be animated for the playable DC characters so as to ensure that the characters are not U.B.- or each other- in disguise.

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Terrapinia

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'''Terrapinia''' is the world in which [[U.B. Funkeys]] takes place.

== Geography ==
Terrapinia is a planet very similar in size and nature to Earth. It is made up of a variety of landmasses that are surrounded by clean blue oceans, though the proportion of land to water seems to be much less water-heavy than Earth, as most of its visible surface is made up of continents instead of expansive oceans.

It is not known where in space Terrapinia resides. Considering the planet has a sun, which lights its surface, and it is directly stated in Rastro's description that it exists in a solar system with 12 planets, Terrapinia seems like it should follow identical seasons and orbital patterns to Earth; however, the game has no day-night cycle, and there is only a single still image of the planet itself, meaning that Terrapinia's full surface or motion paths remain unknown. Of note is that the southern hemisphere of the planet is entirely shrouded in a misty cap of clouds, and none of the in-game locations are featured there except for Daydream Oasis and Nightmare Rift, which are artificial locations sustained by magic and technology. Considering that Funkiki island, a hot, tropical, actively volcanic locale, is located at or near Terrapinia's north pole, it may be possible that the lack of visible nightfall in-game, the sustained heat of Funkiki Island, and the sparsely inhabited southern hemisphere imply that Terrapinia's axis always rotates such that its north pole faces the sun.

As previously mentioned, magical and unnatural landscapes are commonplace in Terrapinia. Aside from the Dream States, which were brought into existence through the Portal network and Dream Machine invented by [[Dr. Tinker]], there is also Paradox Green, which earns its name for its bizarre geographical makeup, as the magical Gnomon Tree links together four small precipices eternally set in one of the four seasons. Aside from these magic lands, most areas in Terrapinia follow Earthly design and logic, usually set in sunny, clear weather, and showcasing the Funkeys' vast, distinct architecture.

== Locations ==
A wide number of Terrapinia's locales are able to be explored on foot in-game. While none of the continents have a name, the large landmass prominently featured on the image of Terrapinia depicts an industrialized landscape made into a visible white cityscape. At one of its mountain-surrounded shores is [[Funkeystown]], which is proclaimed to be the "home of the Funkeys" and the "greatest city throughout all of Terrapinia." As these claims are from the town's own [[Mayor Sayso (Character)|mayor]], this may be biased or unreliable information. Funkeystown has hollowed out a piece of its mountain ranges to build the [[Royalton Racing Complex]], which is a racetrack surrounded by [[Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands|grandstands]]. [[Angus Funkwell|Angus]] has also constructed a large [[Angus Manor|manor]] in the side of another of Terrapinia's gray mountains.

Not far from Funkeystown's domain is a region of significantly taller gray mountains, which hosts the Perilous Verge at the peak of its tallest mountain. The region is the home of the [[Oni]], who have destroyed all paths to the mountaintop, and shrouded the region in magical clouds with a spell known as the Gauzian Blur, thus renaming this region to the [[Hidden Realm]]. The only known way to reach the kingdom is through air travel.

Funkeystown is on the lowest edge of the northern half of this massive continent, but the landmass is thinly connected to a southern region, in much the same way that North and South America are linked. Somewhere in this southern landmass is [[Paradox Green]], which features four distinct landmasses connected by the Gnomon Tree at its center. With the tree in poor health, the four landmasses slowly begin to drift apart, implying that they may be founded on very active tectonic plates, and are likely not surrounded by very much exterior land.

[[Funkiki Island]] is positioned almost perfectly on the planet's north pole.

[[Magma Gorge]] is located on a continent to the west of the industrialized one. It would appear that most of the land in the area is as dark, rocky, and volcanic as Magma Gorge itself. [[Laputta Station]] is a space station docked into a small chunk of orbital rock, and it flies above the continent of Magma Gorge, though whether or not it follows Terrapinia's hypothetical orbit is unknown. The ocean between Magma Gorge's and Funkeystown's continent is where the undersea settlement of [[Kelpy Basin]] is located.

In the shrouded southern hemisphere, the artificial landmasses known as [[Daydream Oasis]] and [[Nightmare Rift]] are apparently physically anchored to the planet, likely having been physically forged through some mystical measure after Dr. Tinker made Portals capable of going there. Daydream Oasis is to the west of Nightmare Rift, but the two are nearby.

A number of locations have been alluded to in the Codex, without actually being real locations capable of being visited. One of the first mentioned locations is Mesofunkey Plains, a landscape that features lingering history pertaining to the Funkazoic Era. This area is named after, and potentially resembles, the real-life Mesopotamia. Because one of [[Tiki|Tiki's]] quotes imply that the other Funkeys tribes do not know what Mesofunkey Plains is, it is likely not a very well-remembered location, and it is not known if any tribes actually live there.

The [[Raj]] are said to hail from the Nosretep Tam Jungle, and their Codex further alludes to 14 provinces that they operate their hair services in, including the Republic of Rajjanistan.

Various icy biomes have been spoken of in the Codex. The [[Bomble]] hail from the Wowsnatch Mountain Range, though their quotes also allude to the "Herastandin Mountains," making it unclear if these locations are the same, or are distinct snowy mountains that the Bomble hail from. One location, Frigid Murk, is referenced twice; once in [[Tank|Tank's]] description in reference to its "bottomless trenches," and again in [[Tadd|Tadd's]], where it is implied that somewhere in the Frigid Murk is a secret crystal cave. Because the Frigid Murk is implied to be some sort of glacier or arctic continent, it may be positioned on the south pole, opposite to Funkiki Island. The [[Flurry|Flurry's]] description states that they come from the "shivery ice flow region," never implicating a proper name for this homeland. It is only said that the Flurry created the snowy Mt. Carousel on Funkiki Island by importing the finest snow from the highest peaks in Terrapinia (likely not counting the Hidden Realm, which does not snow). It is unknown if the aforementioned mountain ranges or the Frigid Murk are related to the Flurry's homeland, or even one another.

The [[Ptep]] originally hail from a land modeled after ancient Egypt; the tribe currently resides in a duplicate of these ruined lands made within Nightmare Rift. This location is where King Funkankhamun enacted his rulership.

== Trivia ==
* A '''terrapin''' is a small turtle found in marshes on the east coast of the United States. It is identified as having diamond-shaped markings on its shell. Naming the planet after a type of turtle may be a reference to "The World on the Turtle's Back," a popular piece of Native American folklore.

Terrapinia

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'''Terrapinia''' is the world in which [[U.B. Funkeys]] takes place.

== Geography ==
Terrapinia is a planet very similar in size and nature to Earth. It is made up of a variety of landmasses that are surrounded by clean blue oceans, though the proportion of land to water seems to be much less water-heavy than Earth, as most of its visible surface is made up of continents instead of expansive oceans.

It is not known where in space Terrapinia resides. Considering the planet has a sun, which lights its surface, it is possible that it exists in a solar system; however, the game has no day-night cycle, and there is only a single still image of the planet itself, meaning that Terrapinia's full surface or motion paths remain unknown. Of note is that the southern hemisphere of the planet is entirely shrouded in a misty cap of clouds, and none of the in-game locations are featured there except for Daydream Oasis and Nightmare Rift, which are artificial locations sustained by magic and technology. Considering that Funkiki island, a hot, tropical, actively volcanic locale, is located at or near Terrapinia's north pole, it may be possible that the lack of visible nightfall in-game, the sustained heat of Funkiki Island, and the sparsely inhabited southern hemisphere imply that Terrapinia's axis always rotates such that its north pole faces the sun.

As previously mentioned, magical and unnatural landscapes are commonplace in Terrapinia. Aside from the Dream States, which were brought into existence through the Portal network and Dream Machine invented by [[Dr. Tinker]], there is also Paradox Green, which earns its name for its bizarre geographical makeup, as the magical Gnomon Tree links together four small precipices eternally set in one of the four seasons. Aside from these magic lands, most areas in Terrapinia follow Earthly design and logic, usually set in sunny, clear weather, and showcasing the Funkeys' vast, distinct architecture.

== Locations ==
A wide number of Terrapinia's locales are able to be explored on foot in-game. While none of the continents have a name, the large landmass prominently featured on the image of Terrapinia depicts an industrialized landscape made into a visible white cityscape. At one of its mountain-surrounded shores is [[Funkeystown]], which is proclaimed to be the "home of the Funkeys" and the "greatest city throughout all of Terrapinia." As these claims are from the town's own [[Mayor Sayso (Character)|mayor]], this may be biased or unreliable information. Funkeystown has hollowed out a piece of its mountain ranges to build the [[Royalton Racing Complex]], which is a racetrack surrounded by [[Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands|grandstands]]. [[Angus Funkwell|Angus]] has also constructed a large [[Angus Manor|manor]] in the side of another of Terrapinia's gray mountains.

Not far from Funkeystown's domain is a region of significantly taller gray mountains, which hosts the Perilous Verge at the peak of its tallest mountain. The region is the home of the [[Oni]], who have destroyed all paths to the mountaintop, and shrouded the region in magical clouds with a spell known as the Gauzian Blur, thus renaming this region to the [[Hidden Realm]]. The only known way to reach the kingdom is through air travel.

Funkeystown is on the lowest edge of the northern half of this massive continent, but the landmass is thinly connected to a southern region, in much the same way that North and South America are linked. Somewhere in this southern landmass is [[Paradox Green]], which features four distinct landmasses connected by the Gnomon Tree at its center. With the tree in poor health, the four landmasses slowly begin to drift apart, implying that they may be founded on very active tectonic plates, and are likely not surrounded by very much exterior land.

[[Funkiki Island]] is positioned almost perfectly on the planet's north pole.

[[Magma Gorge]] is located on a continent to the west of the industrialized one. It would appear that most of the land in the area is as dark, rocky, and volcanic as Magma Gorge itself. [[Laputta Station]] is a space station docked into a small chunk of orbital rock, and it flies above the continent of Magma Gorge, though whether or not it follows Terrapinia's hypothetical orbit is unknown. The ocean between Magma Gorge's and Funkeystown's continent is where the undersea settlement of [[Kelpy Basin]] is located.

In the shrouded southern hemisphere, the artificial landmasses known as [[Daydream Oasis]] and [[Nightmare Rift]] are apparently physically anchored to the planet, likely having been physically forged through some mystical measure after Dr. Tinker made Portals capable of going there. Daydream Oasis is to the west of Nightmare Rift, but the two are nearby.

A number of locations have been alluded to in the Codex, without actually being real locations capable of being visited. One of the first mentioned locations is Mesofunkey Plains, a landscape that features lingering history pertaining to the Funkazoic Era. This area is named after, and potentially resembles, the real-life Mesopotamia. Because one of [[Tiki|Tiki's]] quotes imply that the other Funkeys tribes do not know what Mesofunkey Plains is, it is likely not a very well-remembered location, and it is not known if any tribes actually live there.

The [[Raj]] are said to hail from the Nosretep Tam Jungle, and their Codex further alludes to 14 provinces that they operate their hair services in, including the Republic of Rajjanistan.

Various icy biomes have been spoken of in the Codex. The [[Bomble]] hail from the Wowsnatch Mountain Range, though their quotes also allude to the "Herastandin Mountains," making it unclear if these locations are the same, or are distinct snowy mountains that the Bomble hail from. One location, Frigid Murk, is referenced twice; once in [[Tank|Tank's]] description in reference to its "bottomless trenches," and again in [[Tadd|Tadd's]], where it is implied that somewhere in the Frigid Murk is a secret crystal cave. Because the Frigid Murk is implied to be some sort of glacier or arctic continent, it may be positioned on the south pole, opposite to Funkiki Island. The [[Flurry|Flurry's]] description states that they come from the "shivery ice flow region," never implicating a proper name for this homeland. It is only said that the Flurry created the snowy Mt. Carousel on Funkiki Island by importing the finest snow from the highest peaks in Terrapinia (likely not counting the Hidden Realm, which does not snow). It is unknown if the aforementioned mountain ranges or the Frigid Murk are related to the Flurry's homeland, or even one another.

The [[Ptep]] originally hail from a land modeled after ancient Egypt; the tribe currently resides in a duplicate of these ruined lands made within Nightmare Rift. This location is where King Funkankhamun enacted his rulership.

== Trivia ==
* A '''terrapin''' is a small turtle found in marshes on the east coast of the United States. It is identified as having diamond-shaped markings on its shell. Naming the planet after a type of turtle may be a reference to "The World on the Turtle's Back," a popular piece of Native American folklore.

Kooties

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'''Kooties''' are small symbiotic creatures native to [[Funkiki Island]].

== Description ==
Kooties are small insect-like creatures with orange bodies. They have large, shiny black eyes, and tiny, spherical mouths. Their whiskers, ears, and face are yellow. Kooties use their strong, prehensile whiskers to scoop up sludge and grime, and pat it down onto surfaces.

Kooties were reintroduced to the Terrapinian ecosystem after the portal to Funkiki Island was restored. They are responsible for Funkeys getting dirty. However, this is seen by them as an act of love and friendship, so they mean no harm to Funkeys. However, the use of soap has been shown to kill the Kooties, leading to the [[Dyer]] tribe abolishing the act of bathing.

Funkey

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'''Funkeys''' are the titular race in U.B. Funkeys, which almost every character and tribe belongs to. It is a race that encompasses tribes of every kind of creature, from mammals to monsters, fish to frogs, and plants to robots. They are one of only two sapient races in [[Terrapinia]].

== Biology ==

Funkeys have humanoid, bipedal builds. They have slouched backs and portly bellies, stubby arms with the same joint structure as a human's- though lacking defined hands and fingers- and rounded, legless feet that can move and twist in a number of directions along their flattened lower body. Funkeys tend to have orb-shaped heads with two small bumps that take on the properties of ears, or sometimes eyes. Other Funkeys have different styles of "ear," which distinguishes certain subsets of Funkeys. Funkey tribes tend to be distinguished by the appearance of their skin, face, and outfit. Funkeys do not necessarily always bear a set of full facial details; many Funkeys lack noses, defined ears, mouths, eyes, or even any facial details at all.

The inside of any given Funkey likely looks vastly different from one another, as any given Funkey may embody any number of animals, objects, or fantasy creatures. Funkeys who have eyes are said to have a lens called a "wonder wall" that maintains eye moisturization, determines eyesight based on smoothness, and reacts distinctly to loud, direct exposure to popular music. The Tank are notable in that Dr. Tinker's experiments permanently prevented their tribe's wonder walls from producing tears, forcing all Tank to wear water-filled scuba masks to stop their eyes from drying out.

All Funkeys, or at least all organic ones, have the capability to eat, even ones that lack visible mouths. The same goes for Funkeys who lack visible noses, but can at least smell the repugnant odor of a filthy Funkey, or Funkeys like Dyer with no visible eyes, who can still see in front of them. As such, it is likely possible for every single Funkey to, by some means, access all of the same senses a human has. Funkeys are also mostly innately mammalian in nature, as a majority of them have bones, four limbs, two eyes, the ability to produce hair, and are assumed to reproduce sexually (as many instances of in-game text attributes certain Funkeys as birth siblings). There are, of course, numerous counterexamples to each traditionally mammalian trait, namely in mechanical Funkeys like the Sprocket and Rom. Robotic Funkeys are still considered Funkey tribes, even though they are not naturally-occurring species, nor do they share direct biological relations to other tribes. They are likely considered part of the Funkey species in part because they were physically created by Funkeys themselves, almost always by the renowned Funkey technician Dr. Tinker, and share equivalent sapience and cultural significance.

Dialogue from some Funkeys, like Tiki and Ptep, as well as the storyline of the Oni, imply that Funkeys- or at least some tribes of Funkeys- are capable of living for a very long time without dying of old age. As seen with Funkeys like Mayor Sayso, however, all Funkeys do eventually grow to an old age, and Funkeys spoken of as historical figures are presumed to no longer be alive. As such, it is very unclear how long any individual tribe of Funkey actually lives for.

One trademark quirk of Funkey biology that persists across nearly every species is their ability to be born as a Rare or Very Rare Funkey. During special celebrations that happen multiple times a year, the energy generated from the cheering masses cause any Funkey born on that day to become a new color. Very Rare Funkeys are a different color than the Rare or Common Funkeys, and are born when a festival's cheering energy blends with the magic of a blue moon. Bizarrely, some Rare and Very Rare Funkeys, like Wasabi and Tank, visually only differ based on the outfits they wear.

== Origin ==

It is said that all Funkey tribes evolved from the Tiki, the first tribe to emerge from the "Primordial Soup" (a term often used to simplify the ancient, chemical-rich oceans from which the first micro-organisms emerged in real life). Humorously, the Tiki's dialogue implies that this may have been a physically soup-like location, as some Tiki claim to have noodles in their ears from the event. The Tiki continue to exist in the modern day, defying evolutionary change. Over the course of an untold number of eras, further Funkey tribes came into existence from this original organism, splitting off and convergently rising to full sapience. Over 40 Funkeys tribes appear in-game, each one having the ability to speak to one another, implying that at some point, a worldwide language was mutually established. Despite this, some Funkeys, like Drift and Rom, speak in particular accented speech patterns that other Funkeys find difficult to interpret.

It is worth noting that Funkeys are only the second intelligent race to evolve and populate Terrapinia; their entire origin, starting with the Tiki, is chronologically predated by the birth and erasure of the culture that would immortalize itself in contemporary times as the Funkiki Island Natives.

== History ==

While it is unknown at what stage the Funkeys species fully set foot across Terrapinia and developed into a sapient culture, it is known that during the beginning, Funkeys society was largely segregated into individual tribes. Each Funkey species remained a separate culture, not yet united. It is implied that some Funkeys tribes discovered how to utilize magic during this time, as some Funkeys like Dot mastered the ability to hover, while others like Lucky and Twinx became capable of shooting magical light.

During the 3rd Funkazoic Era, a terrible conflict known as the [[Great Funkey War|Great Funkey Wars]] rocked Terrapinia and pitted Funkeys against one another in brutal combat. The forces of King Kahn, who likely instigated the war, drove the Oni of the Perilous Verge to hide themselves, while other Funkey tribes were made to untie under the banner of King Funkankhamun, who ended the war and instated the Golden Age of Funkeys. Remnants of old Funkey society and the war itself remained in Mesofunkey Plains, while the collective Funkey culture moved on to bigger and better things.

The Golden Age of Funkeys, for what little is said of it, is implied to be the period in which the newly-united Funkeys tribes came together to create impressive architectural feats. Working together to found entire cities, launch rockets into deep space, and transform whole islands into premier beach resorts, the Funkeys had firmly established their new age of unity and prosperity. Funkeys came to be known as fun-loving creatures who trade with each other and invent new games to pass time.

Dr. Tinker, a renowned Funkey technician, led a project to create Portals which tap into the mystical, space-time defying In-Between so that Funkeys could teleport from one end of Terrapinia to the other in the blink of an eye, thus allowing the united cultures to more easily interact with one another. The Portals were a successful venture; so successful, in fact, that Dr. Tinker was able to use the Dream Machine he invented to create Portals to all-new, previously nonexistent realms born of dreams and nightmares. Dr. Tinker's scientific contributions- and his very life- came to a screeching halt after an event known as the Great Disaster rocked the Portal grid, exploding all Portals and the Gems powering them. This event birthed a new tyrannical figure, Master Lox, a Funkey determined to control Terrapinia, pilfer its wealth, and lock each tribe into the realm it naturally inhabits forever.

The events of the game take place an unknown amount of time after the Great Disaster rocked the Portal system, and Master Lox rose to power with his army of Henchmen.

== Culture ==

Funkeys are widely considered to be environmentally-friendly, fun-loving people. They take extensive measures to balance their high-tech industry and progress with their tender care for nature, and value imagination, expression, and peace above all else. Funkey tribes tend to house themselves in small settlements where they host the house decorations they came up with, as well as their culture's trademark game, which a tribe of Funkeys rewards its players for based on their performance. Funkey tribes naturally exist worldwide, as their curious, explorative nature leaves them always craving new sights and games. Some Funkeys value other types of leisure and entertainment; for instance, Chat Funkeys are all about finding new ways to communicate.

Funkeys tend to house themselves in "Cribs," which they decorate with items purchased in the various stores around Terrapinia. Goods are dealt with Coins, a golden currency that Funkeys earn by working and playing. Accruing wealth is such an important part of this traditionally capitalist culture that some Funkeys are keen to steal and hoard it, con it from unsuspecting consumers, or are motivated to create elaborate schemes and spectacles to gain it. E.P. Royalton is credited as Terrapinia's biggest tycoon. Angus Funkwell exclusively deals in Loot, and it is unknown if this is a currency used elsewhere in Terrapinia, or if it is simply Angus' own personal method of business.

Many aspects of Funkeys culture directly mirror the real world. Funkeys use the news and the World Wide Web, gossip to one another, make music and art, drive cars, and so on. Some of the only major differences are related to their language and the presence of tribes and rarities; Funkeys do not canonically speak English (or whatever language the game is being played in), as proven when the player attempts to use inappropriate words that are "not known in Terrapinia," implying that most vulgarities simply do not exist in any form in the Funkey language (which is usually referred to as being called "Funkey" itself, confusingly). The only word that has ever been translated from Funkey to English is that "Xener" means "traveler."

Funkey rarities have special social benefits merely on account of their rare circumstantial birth. The rarer a Funkey is, the better it is compensated when playing its tribe's game, and rarer Funkeys also access unique items in their shops.

Funkey tribes tend to get along as best they can. While some are ideologically opposed- such as the Sprout disliking the smells and diets of Boggle- many do their best to mutually understand each other and learn from their ideas, as is a core piece of the culture in Paradox Green. Master Lox attempts to quell the uniqueness of the Funkeys and end their explorative tribal relations by sanctioning them into their home zones and locking off their game room's security systems to prevent other Funkeys from getting in. However, some conflicting details muddy the idea that Funkeys otherwise allow anyone to play in their game rooms; both Mayor Sayso and Jerry Pearl are insinuated to be "allowed" into the tribe houses by the Funkeys themselves, on account of the former's status as mayor and the latter's status as the well-known number one beach bum and tour guide.

Funkeys are not known to follow much of a religion or spiritual ideology aside from respecting the environment. Like real life, the planet is often personified as a "Mother Nature" or "Great Mother Terrapin" figure, mainly by the Lotus tribe. Every Funkey tribe follows its own code, such as the Ace's unstoppable march towards industrial progress or the Xener's insurmountable desire for space exploration. Generally, Funkeys follow a moral code that mirrors traditional human values, and many Funkeys are vegetarian or even vegan. There are, of course, multiple tribes that are exceptions to this, and some tribes and special Funkeys who disregard some social norms outright.

Funkeys historically followed dynasties, employing kings as their rulers, and while that tradition carries on in the Hidden Realm (on account of its people having lived through from that age of history, and cutting off contact with the outside world), no other Funkey society seems to employ a genuine leader beyond respected authoritative roles like the position of Mayor of Funkeystown. Funkey governments are hardly ever brought up at all, leaving many aspects of their workings, such as the distribution and management of currency or the enforcement of laws, a mystery. The dictatorship Master Lox aims to create involves him holding sovereign control over isolationist police states entirely managed by his "tax collecting" money-stealing robots; it is unknown how much genuine control Master Lox has over Terrapinia at large, though he has yet to influence faraway lands like Funkiki Island at all.

== Types of Funkeys ==

'''Standard Funkeys''' have rounded heads and twin head-bumps that take the place of ears or eyes. Almost every Funkey belongs to this variety, and each one has a special game and a realm it is native to. Each one has a Rare and Very Rare version.

* The [[Lotus]], [[Scratch]], [[Drift]], [[Dot]], and [[Waggs]] tribes live in [[Funkeystown]].
* The [[Deuce]], [[Wasabi]], [[Bones]], and [[Stitch]] tribes live in [[Magma Gorge]].
* The [[Glub]], [[Tiki]], [[Twinx]], and [[Sprout]] tribes live in [[Kelpy Basin]].
* The [[Xener]], [[Boggle]], [[Vroom]], and [[Fallout]] tribes live in [[Laputta Station]].
* The [[Sol]], [[Nibble]], [[Webley]], and [[Flurry]] tribes live in Funkiki Island.
* The [[Lucky]], [[Dyer]], [[Tank]], and [[Berger]] tribes live in [[Daydream Oasis]].
* The [[Vlurp]], [[Snipe]], [[Ptep]], and [[Sprocket]] tribes live in [[Nightmare Rift]].
* The [[Tadd]] and [[Rastro]] tribes live in [[Paradox Green]].
* The [[Oni]], including their [[King Sidd (Character)|King]] and [[Kane (Character)|interim leader]], live in the [[Hidden Realm]]. While not actually native there, the [[Yang]], [[Raj]], [[Bomble]], [[Singe]], [[Nectar]], and [[Maul]] tribes are all visiting the location during the events of the game to participate in the fighting at the Oni Dojo.

In addition to the tribes playable in-game, two unreleased normal Tribes are featured as NPCs in the Royalton Racing Complex. The [[Tach]] work as bouncers and pit crew men in the complex, while the Bandit feature as part of the spectating crowd. Other unreleased normal Funkeys not featured in-game include [[Sarge]] and [[The Subject|the Subject]].

'''Chat Funkeys''' value communication above gaming. They each run a Chat House, where other members of their tribe communicate with each other. Their heads have large, flatter "ears" on the sides of their heads, resembling headphones, with antennas poking out of the top. Chat Funkeys have no rarities.

* The [[Holler]] and [[Gabby]] tribes are native to Funkeystown.
* The [[Rom]] tribe is native to Laputta Station.
* The [[Rewind]] tribe is native to Funkiki Island.

'''Game Maker Funkeys''' are Funkeys with vast imaginations and game rooms dedicated to creating unique levels and experiences. They feature two to three capsule-shaped "horns" instead of ear bumps. The two Game Makers that released came with special accessories. Game Maker Funkeys were planned to have rarities, but the concept was cut, although a Rare Ace can be seen in the Ace's game, [[Operation: Fightplan!]]

The [[Ace]] and [[Mulch]] tribes are native to Paradox Green.

Unreleased Game Maker Funkeys include [[Knight]] and [[Voodoo]]. [[IFunk|iFunk]], which has a unique head shape featuring speakers, was also unreleased, and was meant to add licensed music to the game; considering that it was conceptualized alongside the Game Maker Funkeys and was likely going to be featured in Paradox Green, iFunk may have been considered a type of Game Maker Funkey.

Some Funkeys are based on '''licensed characters'''. They are considerably more directly humanoid than other Funkeys on account of being based on preexisting properties, and each one has rarities that only changes minor aspects of the design, as each one is still considered a character unique to itself.

The Speed Racer collaboration featured the following characters:

* [[Speed Racer]]
* [[Chim-Chim]]
* [[Trixie]]
* [[Snake Oiler]]
* [[Racer X]]
* [[Cannonball Taylor|Jack "Cannonball" Taylor]]
* [[Taejo]] (unreleased)
* [[E.P. Royalton (Figure)|E.P. Royalton]] (unreleased)
* [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]] (unreleased)

A canceled collaboration with the comic characters from Warner Bros' DC universe would have features the following 8 unreleased characters:

* [[Batman]]
* [[Joker]]
* [[Flash|The Flash]]
* [[Superman]]
* [[Wonder Woman]]
* [[Aquaman]]
* [[Green Lantern]]
* [[Mr. Freeze]]

Special Funkeys are characters who serve the role of important NPCs in the game, some of which having been released as physical figures inside Adventure Packs. Some NPCs, like Mayor Sayso and Marshall, serve as "guides" who introduce U.B. to the realms of Terrapinia. Others are enemies who roam the area and attack the player to steal coins, like Henchmen and Natives. Special Funkeys regularly deviate from the base Funkey designs with special outfits, hairstyles, and accessories. Special Funkeys have no rarities, but a couple were planned to release in different colors.

The characters released as part of the Funkeystown adventure pack include:
* [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
* Magma Gorge's red [[Henchman (Figure)|Henchman]]
* [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]

The other colors of Henchman were planned to be released, but were never put into mass production.

The characters included in the Funkiki Island adventure pack include:
* [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
* One of the [[Native (Figure)|Natives]] of Funkiki Island
* [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]

There are many NPC Funkeys who help or harm U.B., who either had canceled figures planned, or were never made to be playable at all. These non-playable characters include:
* [[Marshall (Character)|Marshall]]
* [[Dali (Character)|Dali]]
* [[Goya (Character)|Goya]]
* Kane
* The Oni tribe
* King Sidd
* [[Dr. Tinker|Doc]]
* [[Henchmen 2.0|Henchman 2.0]]
* [[Angus Funkwell|Angus]]
* [[Spiel]]
* [[Con]]

Lastly, while not canon or playable, the Wendy's promotion featured a keychain and bobblehead depicting brand-themed Funkeys; one was a yellow Funkey with a red face and a burger icon on its chest, while the other was a red, feminine Funkey with white skin and freckles, made to resemble the company's mascot. The unreleased Target Game Forge set also featured a branded Funkey resembling the Target logo. An official piece of promotional art also shows off a massive wall of Funkey designs, some of which would later become playable or redesigned into future playable tribes; however, more than 10 Funkeys on the poster were never even made into officially rendered concept art. Some Funkeys shown include a butterfly-faced Funkey, a Funkey marked with lightning bolts, and a Funkey resembling Frankenstein's monster.

The player character is an extremely special Funkey named U.B. This unique Funkey has the ability to become any tribe in the game, based on what figure is placed on the Hub. The only physical figures of U.B. exist in the form of the Hub itself, which depict U.B.'s supersized figure with a chunk of the head opened to allow for the magnet stand that a Funkey is placed in. Each Hub has a unique design that was planned to influence U.B.'s appearance in-game, though the feature was never implemented. Hub styles include:

* The generic Hub, depicting U.B.'s unedited appearance
* The Dream States Hub, featuring twirled purple outlines around U.B.'s face
* A second Dream States Hub, with the purple details recolored to pink
* The Speed Racer Hub, dressing U.B. in a blue visor to resemble the unreleased normal Speed Racer figure
* The Hidden Realm Hub, featuring a black outline and Chinese dragon imagery around U.B.'s face
* The black Argo's Hub
* A reddish-pink Hub

== Design History ==

Funkeys were initially pitched as simple USB sticks with minigames on them, marked with only minor details to give each stick some light personality. Test audiences responded with more interest to the characters on-screen, and the potential stories and context to the games they played, instead of the substance of the game itself. Thus, Radica conceptualized the idea to build a world around these characters, with games connected to physical figures depicting their likeness.

The earliest Funkeys base model was a humanoid cylindrical figure with stubby feet and a rounded head, and no arms to speak of. The art-style and character design resembles that of the characters in Madness Combat, a popular independent web cartoon at the time. The next concept was drastically different, featuring the recognizable arched back and larger feet of the final design, but with cubed heads. The next design rounded out the features, and the final design added the stubby arms, making the Funkey base that would be used in the final product.

[[Prototype]] models would consistently be made during the game's production, testing character designs, showing off future content at toy fairs and conventions, and making references for future figure productions. These models often lack serial numbers, which extends to Dot, a figure that, while compatible with the official game, only released in a set of 2,000 as a convention-exclusive figure.

== Trivia ==
* The Natives and their Pineapple King, whose species predates the existence of Funkeys, as well as the Gem-born illusions Dali and Goya, are considered in gameplay terms to be Funkeys on account of the former two's playable status and the latter two's planned playable state. However, they are all not actually Funkeys in shape or in canon, thus making them the only characters in the game- not counting animals like Kooties and crib pets- who are not Funkeys at all.
* Just as U.B. is named after the USB drives that Funkeys were originally designed as, the name "Funkeys" is meant to evoke the idea of each figure being a "key" to unlock a fun game. This is why the name and mask design of the game's main villain evokes locks and keyholes.

Great Funkey War

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The '''Great Funkey Wars''' was an important event in the history of [[Terrapinia]] that led to the unification of the Funkey tribes and the concealment of the [[Hidden Realm]].

== History ==

The Great Funkey Wars of the 3rd Funkazoic Era took place in the era directly before the Golden Age of Funkeys, which the end of the war heralded.

While the direct instigation event is unknown, the presumed harbinger of war was King Kahn, who led an army of unknown Funkeys to attack various settlements with the aim to conquer them. Because this war took place before the unification of Funkeys or the creation of the Portal system, Funkeys tribes were rarely, if at all, known to mingle with each other. As such, it was a losing fight for most tribes, notably among them the [[Oni]] of the Perilous Verge. Fearing for the safety of his people in the times of continued warfare, [[King Sidd (Character)|King Sidd]] and his confidant [[Kane (Character)|Kane]] shrouded the kingdom in a magic mist and destroyed the mountain trails leading to their city, as well as docking all their dirigibles. The Oni cut off all contact, and began using their new [[Oni Dojo]] to endlessly train for combat. Because the outside world and the Oni had no contact, the general population assumed the Oni to have fallen in war.

Rising to the occasion, King Funkankhamun rallied together the general Funkey population through an unknowably effective rally. The Funkey Codex in the modern day describes some Funkey tribes' direct contributions to the battles, such as the [[Scratch]] stunning foes with their music, or the [[Ace]]- specifically Rivet Rose, a member of their tribe- who build massive war machines, presumably the same kind displayed in the war zone of [[Nightmare Rift]]. The [[Tiki]] are said to have made the [[Bounce N' Break|Bounce n' Break]] game as a time-killer while preparing for combat.

The war's end came about in a victory for the collective Funkey population over the invasive forces of Kahn. Kahn's fate is unknown, but since King Funk was able to unite Funkeykind under the banner of victory, the end of the war finally ended the Funkazoic Era, bringing about the Golden Age of Funkeys, which is the first era where the recognizable happy community of Terrapinia came into being.

== Legacy ==

King Funkankhamun is not known to have made further major contributions to society after winning the war. After his success, at an undisclosed point in time, the king's traitorous liege, Kamenwati, banished the king with magic. Kamenwati himself was sealed away, but the good king's fate remained unknown. The Stitch moved to Magma Gorge, no longer having a king to serve, while the loyal Ptep remained guarding the king's throne in anticipation for his return, eventually moving to the replica of the king's now-ruined civilization when Nightmare Rift was created.

The Oni remained under the assumption that war still raged outside their gates all along, and continued to tirelessly train. The Oni and outside world both assumed each other gone.

[[Master Lox (Character)|Master Lox]] is credited in the Codex as being the greatest threat to Funkey society since this event, implying that no major warring factions, global crises, or tyrannical individuals had risen between the events of the Great Funkey Wars and the post-Great Disaster world. Thus, considering that one of the four major fears personified in Nightmare Rift is the fear of warfare, it is likely that stories of the hideous conflict during the Great Funkey Wars persisted through the generations, remaining a sensitive, fearsome topic.

Henchmen 2.0

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The '''Henchman 2.0''' is the roaming enemy encountered in [[Paradox Green]].

== Appearance ==

The Henchman 2.0 resemble [[Magma Gorge]]'s red-accented [[Henchman (Character)|Henchmen]]. Significant upgrades have been made to the build of the robot's body, however; the Henchmen 2.0 are significantly more humanoid in nature, with a body shaped like a padded business suit, and arms and legs built thickly from black and silver metal. The machine's back has additional searchlight heads resembling cannons or capsules. The overworld sprite is noticeably squished to be shorter so that it fits the usual size of a character sprite. There are no known additional colors of Henchmen 2.0.

== In-game ==

Presumably after [[Master Lox (Character)|Master Lox]]'s original makes and models of Henchmen were rendered out-of-commission by the completion of the purple, red, blue, and green Gems, the new and improved Henchmen 2.0 were released upon [[Paradox Green]], with the express purpose of tarnishing the Gnomon Tree and preventing the native Funkeys from stopping Lox's plans.

Some Henchmen 2.0 roam the map and steal Coins when the player is caught by them. Others stand idly by as they guard the Gnomon Tree, and can only be removed when [[The Blackest Hole|the]] [[Prototype Jetpack|four]] [[Tadd Tonic|special]] [[Blustery Turbine|items]] are gathered from the tribes of Paradox Green. Each item destroys groups of Henchmen 2.0 upon interacting with the guard that stands in the same season-sector as the game room the item came from. Once all of the robot minions are scrapped, Paradox Green is saved.

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Master Lox (Character)

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'''Warning: Heavy spoilers on this page!'''

'''Master Lox''' is the main antagonist of U.B. Funkeys. He is the presiding villainous force over every zone except [[Royalton Racing Complex]], [[Hidden Realm]], and [[Funkiki Island]].

== Appearance ==
Master Lox initially appears to be nothing more than a wicked cloaked figure standing at double the stature of any other Funkey, wearing a silver keyhole mask with red eyes and angry eyebrows. His attire is known to blend into shadows, and whisks along the ground just as silently, allowing him to continually make his escape each time he is thwarted.

When all four Gems are restored in the base game's four zones, the ensuing events cause Master Lox's disguise to be busted, at last revealing his true identity as Dr. Tinker- or at least, half of his soul- with the same recognizable green skin, receding white hair, and lab coat. However, his new villainous persona and horrible injuries caused by the Great Disaster required that he mechanize half of his face with an iron plate, giving him an artificial eye reminiscent of a Henchman's searchlight. His other visible eye, revealed to be quite small without his spectacles, has an angry eyebrow, and is lashed with a horrible white scar.

== History ==

Dr. Tinker and [[Mayor Sayso (Character)|Mayor Sayso]] grew up as brothers in [[Paradox Green]]. Where Sayso was born with a penchant for leading and speeches, Tinker gravitated to the sciences, becoming the chief Funkey engineer, and accomplishing a number of great successes (as well as embarrassing failures). While some of his creations, like the [[Sprocket]], the [[Maul]], and Oasic (a failed eyedrop that dried out the eyes of all [[Tank]]) would fail to achieve what he had hoped, Tinker's claim to fame came in the creation of the Portal system. Combining the workforce of Funkeys united by the Great Funkey Wars, notably the [[Xener]], and powering the contraptions with crystal Gems, the incredible new form of transportation was a success, and Funkeys were free to warp between various stations across the planet at will. Tinker was, even then, unhappy with making Portals only to places that exist, and, when positing why there weren't Portals to places that ''didn't'' exist, constructed a Dream Machine to bring to life [[Daydream Oasis]], a new landscape forged of the good dreams of all Funkeys. Accidentally, an opposing landmass, [[Nightmare Rift]], came about as its complement. Funkeys tribes like the Tank quickly moved to Daydream Oasis to enjoy what it could offer, while feared tribes like the [[Vlurp]] stationed themselves in Nightmare Rift. Dr. Tinker created the Portals by harnessing the In-Between, though only [[Angus Funkwell|Angus]] is credited as actually having been able to explore it. This makes Dr. Tinker unintentionally responsible for creating Funkey Familiars, who manifest in the In-Between after cells from teleporting Funkeys get left behind.

Dr. Tinker, unbeknownst to anyone, was a complex, two-sided Funkey with equal amounts of genuine love and passion for his people as he was a greedy, reckless mad doctor. Prompted, at some point, by a thirst for power, Dr. Tinker removed the Gems from the Portal system and attempted to flee with them using the main station. Attempting to teleport all of the Gems back through the systems they were already powering created an energy feedback loop that devastated the Portals and fried their systems rapidly; the entire system, and all the Gems powering it, erupted in a worldwide destruction event that came to be known as the Great Disaster. While some Gems, like Funkiki's, remained intact, most Gems split into shards, and all Gems were ultimately lost, as was Dr. Tinker. The event, unbeknownst to anyone, had split the scientist into distinct halves. The sweet and genuine side, naming himself Doc, returned to his homeland to tend to the Gnomon Tree. His villainous side, harboring disdain for the uniqueness of Funkeys and demanding total control and order, hid his disfigured face under the mechanical suit of Master Lox.

Master Lox, as of the events of the game, commands his army of Henchmen from the shadows, evading capture every time U.B. completes a realm's Gem and destroys the patrolling Henchmen. He can no longer flee once all four areas are cleared, however, and Mayor Sayso and his Funkey resistance force finally corner him in Funkeystown, unveiling his disguise and learning his backstory. Tinker escapes capture before he can be made to unseal the Portals and game rooms, vanishing in an unknown orange Portal somewhere in the city. At some point before or after this, he filled Paradox Green with the Henchmen 2.0, and turned two Gems into the illusory minions Dali and Goya to patrol Daydream Oasis and Nightmare Rift respectively.

== See Also ==
[[Master Lox (Figure)]]

Master Lox (Figure)

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| [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]]
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| [[Funkeystown]]
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'''Master Lox''' is a special Funkey released in the [[Funkeystown]] [[Adventure Pack]].

== Design ==

Master Lox, or at least the attire that makes up his anonymous persona, wears a keyhole-shaped mask with red eyes and angry eyebrows. Wide shoulder pads- which are actually metal plates held up by mechanical arms- define his tall, squared shape. His whole body is draped in a waving black cloak.

== In-Game Description ==
Not much is known about the mysterious and evil Master Lox, other than the fact that he is the greatest threat to Funkey society since the great Funkey wars of the Third Funkazoic Era!

Master Lox first appeared after the destruction of the Great Disaster, and has been causing trouble for the Funkeys ever since. Some believe that it was Master Lox himself that caused the Great Disaster, while others believe that the Great Disaster caused Master Lox, but regardless, all Funkeys agree that he is quite the dubious character.

Master Lox is constantly dreaming up new and ever increasingly dubious ways to take over Funkeystown and all of Terrapinia so that he can impose his idea of what Funkeys society should be. With his disdain for the quirky individuality of each Funkey tribe, Master Lox wants to rule Funkeys with an iron fist. He seeks conformity and rigid order in everything, and has the motto "Every Funkey in its proper place!" If it were up to Master Lox, he would rename the Funkeys something like the "Conform-keys" or the "Hyper-Efficiency-Makes-the-Proletariat-Happy-keys." So it is the Funkeys' duty to prevent this from ever happening.

It was Master Lox who has somehow locked the remaining functional portals so that only certain Funkeys are allowed access throughout the land. It is also Master Lox who created those bothersome Henchmen. It is unknown what new and evil plans he is currently scheming, but it is assured that whatever it is, it will not be good for the peaceful inhabitants of Terrapinia.

Keep up the brave fight, Funkeys!

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal - 247

== See Also ==
[[Master Lox (Character)]]

Realms

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'''Realms''' are the separate zones across [[Terrapinia]] accessible by [[U.B.]]

== Realms ==

=== [[Funkeystown]] ===
Funkeystown is the first of the four base-game realms, which the player loads into when opening their save file. Funkeystown is the largest, most intricate map in the game, and uniquely has access to every other zone via Portals, special doors, and a dirigible. Funkeystown is the only realm that can access Paradox Green, Hidden Realm, and Royalton Racing Complex and its grandstands. Funkeystown is also distinguished by having the largest number of cleaning stations in any map, the largest amount of distinct Funkey tribes (two of which are [[Chat Funkeys]]), and the Funkey Codex, a compendium of every released figure in the game, which describes the lore of each playable tribe and character. The story of Funkeystown requires a total of four Funkey tribe game rooms to be played to a certain degree, wherein the tribes will bestow upon U.B. one of four purple shards that regenerate the purple Gem when collected.

The tribes native to Funkeystown include [[Lotus]], [[Scratch]], and- as of the Dreamstates update- [[Waggs]], [[Drift]], [[Dot]], [[Holler]], and [[Gabby]]. [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]], [[Henchman (Figure)|Henchman]], and [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]] became playable as part of the Funkeystown Adventure Pack, though Mayor Sayso's functionality technically extends to the other three base-game realms, and the red Henchman featured is modeled after the ones in Magma Gorge. The roaming enemy of Funkeystown is the purple Henchman.
=== [[Magma Gorge]] ===
Magma Gorge is one of the four base-game areas, set in a smoldering volcanic crater made up of black rock and running lava lakes. Among the interactive overworld elements are lava fountains that can be activated using a series of buttons, and a set of hidden fossils that- when completed- constructs a Funkosaurus skeleton for display in the Crib. As with the other base-game zones, the object of the story is to restore the realm's Gem by collecting its four shards.

The tribes native to Magma Gorge include [[Deuce]], [[Wasabi]], [[Bones]], and [[Stitch]]. The roaming enemy of the zone is the red Henchman.
=== [[Kelpy Basin]] ===
Kelpy Basin is one of the four base-game zones, taking place in a tropical saltwater seafloor enclosed in blue rocks and padded with grounds of white sand. Among the crustaceans and urchins populating the seafloor is a small series of buildings not dissimilar to the architecture seen in Funkeystown. Castles also dot the area's ground, making the zone resemble a fish bowl. Notably, it is the first realm to distinctly sanction itself into set chunks of tribe-specific theming, in that its lower right region is shrouded in starry clouds, its upper-right features a massive greenhouse, its upper left features a tribal outpost, and its lower left features a massive fish castle. As with other zones from the base game, its story requires the completion of the realm's shattered blue Gem by collecting four of its shards.

The tribes native to Kelpy Basin include [[Glub]], [[Sprout]], [[Tiki]], and [[Twinx]]. The roaming enemy is the blue Henchman.
=== [[Laputta Station]] ===
Laputta Station is one of the four base-game areas, set in a space station somewhere in Terrapinia's orbit. The futuristic launch base features spherical buildings, a stunt stadium, and a research base surrounded with barbed wire. The station is anchored to a mass of purple rock, where a crashed alien saucer and a suspicious cave are located. As with other base-game zones, the objective is to recover the area's broken green Gem by playing the tribes' games to find the four shards.

The tribes native to Laputta Station include [[Xener]], [[Boggle]], [[Vroom]], [[Fallout]], and [[Rom]]. The roaming enemy is the green Henchman.
=== [[Funkiki Island]] ===
Funkiki Island is the first post-launch realm added to the game, added as the core new feature in Update 2.0. It is a tropical island, specifically one based on depictions of Hawaii (as referenced in the area's Spanish localized name). The island has serene, sandy beachfronts with a resort, postcard shop, and pier. The middle of the island is an intricate, maze-like jungle, featuring two game rooms on each end. Part of the island's mountainous northern region has been artificially turned into a snowy ski resort, with an icy fishing hole. The upper right region of the island can only be accessed by obtaining items from each tribe's game room in its story, granting access to a tribal settlement at the mouth of the island's massive volcano.

The tribes native to Funkiki Island include [[Sol]], [[Nibble]], [[Webley]], [[Flurry]], and [[Rewind]]. The area's roaming enemy is the [[Native (Character)|Native]]. [[Native (Figure)|It]], as well as the new guide character [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]] and the Native's leader, [[Pineapple King (Figure)|the Pineapple King]], all became fully playable as part of the Funkiki Island Adventure Pack.
=== [[Royalton Racing Complex]] ===
The Royalton Racing Complex is a collaboration area featuring content and story beats from the 2008 Speed Racer movie. The realm itself features no objective, but introduces the guide character Spiel and the shopkeeper Con. Royalton Racing Complex and its grandstands were introduced sometime between versions 2.0 and 3.0, and both can be accessed in doorways placed near the top of Funkeystown, as opposed to the usual Portal system. The complex is a massive network of active racetracks, with hazardous cars running past on occasion. In the top right, E.P. Royalton's massive, regal tower can be accessed, leading to distinct rooms that feature a casino game room and the realm's special Codex, with information on the licensed characters present in the zone.

The Royalton Racing Complex's grandstands can be accessed in a separate door. The seats surround the whole of the racing zone, and are populated with various random Funkey tribes from throughout the game, including an otherwise unplayable one. There are no activities in the grandstands.

The Funkeys featured in this zone include [[Speed Racer]], [[Chim-Chim|Chim-Chim]], [[Trixie]], [[Racer X]], [[Snake Oiler]], and [[Cannonball Taylor|Jack "Cannonball" Taylor]]. Of note is the canceled second wave of figures to be released in this zone, including another variant of Speed Racer, [[Taejo]] (who is featured in the codex and has a functioning game room that can be played with a Portal Jammer), and an adventure pack featuring [[E.P. Royalton (Figure)|E.P. Royalton]] and the zone's enemy, [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]]. Royalton and Thug were never implemented into the game, consequently making Thug's overworld enemy sprite nonexistent, thus making the enemy invisible, save for its moving shadow. The original NPCs that populate the area and its shops, the [[Tach]] tribe, were also to get their own figure, but were also unreleased.

=== [[Daydream Oasis]] ===
Daydream Oasis is one of the two Dream States realms, though it was curiously added in Update 3.1, while its counterpart was released in Update 3.0. Despite this, Daydream Oasis is commonly listed first when both realms are advertised or spoken of, including in their shared introductory cutscene. Daydream Oasis was created by Dr. Tinker when he made a Portal leading directly to a land made up of all Funkeys' combined desires and dreams. Thus, the unnatural landscape is made up of mystical, jolly iconography, taking the appearance of an intricate island floating in a rainbow ocean. Its bottom left region features a submarine, a mountain of blocks, various optical illusions built into the marbled terrain, and a bauble-decorated tree. The bottom left is a forest of multicolored mushrooms, featuring a zen millipede who can be interacted with. The upper left is a series of cloudy, heavenly islands linked by rainbow bridges, also featuring a fuzzy brown goon of Master Lox, who blocks a mysterious stairway. The upper right region is made up of various confections and dairy products. Unlike all other zones, Daydream Oasis requires the use of items from its counterpart, Nightmare Rift, to defeat its enemy and complete its story.

The tribes native to Daydream Oasis include [[Lucky]], [[Dyer]], [[Tank]], and [[Berger]]. The zone's roaming enemy is [[Dali (Character)|Dali]]. The zone was originally going to feature a unique guide character who would serve as a light counterpart to Nightmare Rift's Marshall, but ultimately, the two zones would share the same guide. [[Dali (Figure)|Dali]] and the cut [[White Marshall]] were originally planned to be made into playable characters, but their Adventure Pack remained unreleased.
=== [[Nightmare Rift]] ===
Nightmare Rift is one of the two Dream States realms. It was added in Version 3.0. While Daydream Oasis was born from the positive dreams of Funkeys, Nightmare Rift came into being as a polar opposite to it, being born from young Funkeys' fears and nightmares. As such, the zone is an incongruous medley of bleak settings. Its upper right region is a scrapyard, its upper left region is a ruined desert civilization modeled after ancient Egypt, its lower left region is a warzone featuring ruined monuments and rooms from other realms, and its lower left region features a castle looking down upon a field made up of living, fleshy monsters. Daydream Oasis and Nightmare Rift have codependent storylines, as items from both zones' game rooms are needed to defeat each realm's enemy.

The tribes native to Nightmare Rift include [[Vlurp]], [[Ptep]], [[Sprocket]], and [[Snipe]]. The zone's roaming enemy is [[Goya (Character)|Goya]]. [[Goya (Figure)|He]], and the area's guide character [[Marshall (Figure)|Marshall]], were going to be released as playable characters, but their Adventure Pack remained unreleased.
=== [[Hidden Realm]] ===
The Hidden Realm is the zone added in Update 4.0, being its primary feature. It is an oriental kingdom of Oni, positioned atop a massive gray mountain shrouded in magic fog. While the area is much smaller and more streamlined than a usual realm, advancing in its storyline requires the use of up to 10 Funkeys to open a series of gates, and behind each gate lies a feature or game that any Funkey can access. Instead of featuring unique game rooms for each new tribe, the Hidden Realm has a single fighting game available to all of its Funkeys simultaneously. A second story threshold exists for this game alone, as the zone's Gem is only obtained by completing the game with each of the realm's characters.

The tribes featured in the Hidden Realm- who are not actually native to it- include [[Yang]], [[Singe]], [[Bomble]], and [[Raj]]. [[Nectar]] and [[Maul]] would be added in Update 5.0, though only their Very Rare colors were released. The zone's roaming enemy- and guide- is [[Kane (Character)|Kane]]. [[Kane (Figure)|He]], as well as the story NPC [[King Sidd (Figure)|King Sidd]], had figures planned for an Adventure Pack, but they went unreleased.
=== [[Paradox Green]] ===
Paradox Green, the final realm added to the game, was implemented in Update 5.0. The zone's centerpiece is the magical Gnomon Tree, which has been wilting as of late, causing the four season-themed domains that make up Paradox Green to drift away slowly. Each area is set in a different climate; the bottom left is an autumnal brook with a sea of lily pads, the bottom right is a summertime space station, the upper left is an imposing factory beseeched by constant winter snowstorms, and the upper right is a springtime garden. Each area has improvised materials acting as bridges to one another, as the cracks in the ground have grown too wide to walk over.

The tribes native to Paradox Green include [[Tadd]], [[Rastro]], [[Ace]], and [[Mulch]]. None of the tribes in this zone had more than one rarity produced. The zone's roaming enemy is the [[Henchmen 2.0|Henchman 2.0]].

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A '''Chat Room''' is a multiplayer area where players can interact with other players in real time. Chat Rooms are only accessible by [[Chat Funkeys]].

== List of Chat Rooms ==

* [[Holler Chat]], located in [[U.F.U.N.K. Studios]] in [[Funkeystown]].
* [[Gabby Chat]], located in [[Gabby Abbey]] in Funkeystown.
* [[Rom Chat]], located in [[Rom Nexus]] in [[Laputta Station]].
* [[Rewind Chat]], located in [[Rewind Roost]] in [[Funkiki Island]].

Paradox Green

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'''Paradox Green''' is a [[Realms|realm]] released with the [[Paradox Green (Update)|Paradox Green]] expansion.

== Description ==
Paradox Green is designed after the four seasons. Each area's concept is based off of one of these periods. Each is separated by deep chasms caused by the attacks of the Henchmen 2.0. Despite this, they are still connected through various ad-libbed bridges, such as metal paneling, logs, and wooden planks.

The quarter to the northeast is home to the Mulch, and it is designed after the season of spring. This area is covered in gardens and farms, as well as the environmentally friendly technologies created by the Mulch. The Mulch Co-Op sits at the top of this section. The Reclamation Station, a yellow building in the center of the quadrant, allows Funkeys to recycle their old or unwanted furniture items, receiving coins in return.

The quarter to the southeast is home to the Rastro, and it is designed after the season of summer. This area is covered with an eggshell substance that resembles plaster or concrete. Various spikes and pillars sprout from this floor. A pit in the middle of the compound contains 3rd Eye Science Labs, the largest item in the section. There is also a large water-based organ in this area that will play various notes based on what color is selected.

The quarter to the southwest is home to the Tadd, and it is designed after the season of fall. This area is filled with vibrant red, orange, yellow, and brown trees, as well as treehouse huts with thatched roofs. A stream runs through this part, leading to a large pond where the Tadd Pad is located.

The quarter to the northwest is home to the Ace, and it is designed after the season of winter. This area is polluted and covered in snow. It is dotted with various machines, used for preparing the ground and cutting trees. A large, imposing factory takes up much of the area, and in front of it is the Ace Hangar, the Ace's base of operations. To the north, a set of rails leads off toward the horizon.

In the center of Paradox Green is the [[Gnomon Tree]]. This large tree keeps the four seasons of Paradox Green connected and united. However, it is currently occupied by Master Lox's forces, and a Henchman 2.0 stands guard at each corner.

== Story ==
When U.B. enters Paradox Green, Doc immediately introduces himself, and explains his role as the caretaker of the Gnomon Tree. He also exposits that Master Lox's new Henchmen, a 2.0 model with a bulkier, more imposing build, have been attacking the tree, causing the four seasonal segments of Paradox Green to begin drifting apart. Were all four to separate, the four opposing "ideas" of each tribe in the zone will no longer be able to mingle with each other. Doc entrusts U.B. to fight back against the Henchmen 2.0.

Each item obtained by playing the games of the tribes in Paradox Green can destroy some of the robotic minions. The Tadd's tonic causes the Henchmen to cry, rusting their joints. The Rastro's miniature black hole jettisons some into space. The Mulch's windmill blows them away. The Ace's jetpack allows U.B. to attack them from the sky. Once all four items destroy their quadrant's selection of mechanical minions, the Gnomon Tree is saved, and Paradox Green- while not drifting any closer together- is saved from ruin. Doc then explains that he is the good half of Dr. Tinker, while his altar ego is his villainous side- the two sides to the doctor split apart during the Great Disaster, and Doc has been taking care of the Gnomon Tree ever since, as he and Sayso grew up there.

== Rooms ==

=== [[Mulch Co-Op]] ===
Mulch Co-Op is the game room of the Mulch tribe, located to the north of the gardens in the northeast quadrant. It houses Mulch-Market and [[Organic Creations]].

=== [[3rd Eye Science Labs]] ===
3rd Eye Science Labs is the game room of the Rastro tribe, located over a deep pit in the center of the southeast quadrant. It houses Rastro-Market and [[Rasteroids]].

=== [[Tadd Pad]] ===
Tadd Pad is the game room of the Tadd tribe, located in a large lake in the northernmost part of the southwest quadrant. It houses Tadd-Market and [[Lillytadd Tiles]].

=== [[Ace Hanger]] ===
Ace Hanger is the game room of the Ace tribe, located in the center of the northwest quadrant. It houses Ace-Market and [[Operation: Fightplan!]] - representing Winter.

== Portals ==

=== [[Funkeystown]] ===
A portal to Funkeystown is located in the center of the autumn quarter, to the southwest. It is accessible to everyone.

=== Broken Portal ===
A broken portal is located directly to the left of Mulch Co-Op.

== Funkeys ==
* [[Tadd]]
* [[Rastro]]
* [[Mulch]] (Game Creator)
* [[Ace]] (Game Creator)

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:ParadoxGem.PNG|Paradox Green Gem
</gallery>

== Trivia ==
* Paradox Green was the final realm added to the game.

== History ==
'''[[Paradox Green (Update)|5.0]]:''' Introduced.

[[Category:Realms]] [[Category:Paradox Green]]

Hidden Realm

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The '''Hidden Realm''' is a [[Realms|realm]] added with the [[Hidden Realm (Update)|Hidden Realm]] expansion. Unlike all the other realms in the game, this realm is accessible to all Funkeys, but only [[Singe]], [[Raj]], [[Bomble]], [[Yang]], [[Maul]] and [[Nectar]] can access the [[Oni Dojo]].

== Description ==
The Hidden Realm is a town located on a tall mountain far away from civilization. The architecture is largely based on Asian cultures, such as those of China and Japan. A series of steps leads up to the secluded peak of the mountain. Each set of steps is closed off by a gate. Each gate can be opened by standing a certain number of unique Funkeys at its base. The first requires 3, the second 5 the third 7, and the final 10.

At the mountain's base is a small village. This area contains the Oni Dojo and the dirigible to [[Funkeystown]]. Near the dojo, there is a [[Wishing Tree]] where one can write a wish on a paper crane.

After the first gate, [[The Forge]] is accessible to the player.

Past the second gate, various gimmicks become available. Various lanterns can be clicked to light them. The [[Prayer Candle]] and [[Daruma]] also become available. The entrance to [[Sushi Showdown]] is just before the third gate.

After the third gate, [[Jade Jumble]] becomes accessible.

After the fourth gate, the player reaches the summit of the mountain. There, they may talk with [[King Sidd (Character)|King Sidd]]. In addition, they may go to the edge of the mountain and find a telescope. After paying a small amount of coins, they may look through and see a random region of Terrapinia. [[Plink Plonk Funk]] also becomes available at this time.

== Story ==
Upon arriving to the Hidden Realm for the first time, U.B. is greeted by the boisterous Kane and his cantankerous Oni warriors. Kane proudly announces that he is the interim leader of the Oni while awaiting King Sidd's return, and mocks U.B. indirectly by stating that only Funkey warriors- like the newly-arrived Yang, Singe, Bomble, and Raj- may enter the renowned Oni Dojo to do battle with the Oni and himself.

As of the 5.0 update, the Nectar and Maul join the warriors of the Hidden Realm, attempting to settle their tribes' feud.

Kane will respect U.B. if all 4 (6, as of Update 5.0) playable Funkeys defeat him in Funkey Fighters. He rewards U.B. with the area's Gem, though this is not a vital element of the realm's story.

When approaching the sealed red gates at the edge of the mountain's first layer, Kane sulks that he cannot open them, even through his and the Oni's brute force. There are multiple gates blocking different layers of King Sidd's Path of Enlightenment, each requiring more and more Funkeys to open. The final one requires 10 distinct Funkeys, and King Sidd is meditating behind it. When spoken, to, he explains his past, and his motives for sealing himself away.

During the Great Funkey Wars of the 3rd Funkazoic Era, the Oni, led by King Sidd, defended their mountaintop kingdom named the Perilous Verge from King Kahn and his invading troops. Fearing that the battle would soon be lost, King Sidd ordered Kane to shroud the mountains in a cloudy, obscuring magic called the Gauzian Blur, while King Sidd destroyed all paths to the now-hidden realm, and deactivated the dirigibles used to transport Funkeys to and from the area. King Funkankhamun united Funkeykind and ended the war, but only after the Oni cut off all contact, and both the Oni and the outside world presumed each other lost to the war.

The secluded Oni tribe made the Oni Dojo to forever battle each other and train for a battle they presumed would one day return to their doorstep. King Sidd eventually grew tired of this routine after an untold number of years. He climbed to the tallest peak in the Hidden Realm and constructed a telescope to see what the outside world looked like after all this time. Observing that Funkeys outside the Hidden Realm not only survived, but united, an enlightened King Sidd changed his personality greatly, becoming more monk-like in nature. He sealed himself behind his Path of Enlightenment and sent out his dirigibles to recruit Funkey warriors, hoping to teach his Oni subjects to accept the outside tribes and experience the same enlightening joy as he felt.

== Rooms ==

=== [[Oni Dojo]] ===
The Oni Dojo is the only game room in the Hidden Realm. It houses [[Funkey Fighters]]. It is only accessible to the Singe, Raj, Bomble, Yang, Maul and Nectar tribes.

== Games ==

=== [[Sushi Showdown]] ===
Sushi Showdown is located after the second gate.

=== [[Jade Jumble]] ===
Jade Jumble is located after the third gate.

=== [[Plink Plonk Funk]] ===
Plink Plonk Funk is located at the top of the mountain.

== Portals ==

=== [[Funkeystown]] ===
The Hidden Realm dirigible, granting transport between [[Funkeystown]] and the Hidden Realm, is the only portal in the zone, resting in the southwest corner of the map.

== Funkeys ==
* [[Raj]]
* [[Yang]]
* [[Bomble]]
* [[Singe]]
* [[Maul]]
* [[Nectar]]
* [[Kane (Figure)|Kane]] (Unreleased)
* [[King Sidd (Figure)|King Sidd]] (Unreleased)

== History ==
'''[[Hidden Realm (Update)|4.0]]:''' Introduced.

'''[[Paradox Green (Update)|5.0]]:''' [[Maul]] and [[Nectar]] added.

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Daydream Oasis

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! scope="row" | Cleaning Stations
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| [[Dali (Character)|Dali]]
|-
! scope="row" | Access to
| [[Funkeystown]], [[Laputta Station]], [[Nightmare Rift]]
|}

'''Daydream Oasis''' is a [[Realms|realm]] released with the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion.

== Description ==
Daydream Oasis is a realm born out of all of the pleasant dreams of the Funkeys. It combines aspects of beauty and adventure with those of relaxation and gluttony.

The region in the northwest is known as the Cumulus Caves. This region is made of soft clouds overtop pointy mountain peaks, with each cloud connected by a series of rainbow bridges. Many creatures, such as goats and bears, populate this range, and there is even a pot filled with coins at the end of one of the many rainbows. At the center of this field is Lucky Palace.

The region in the northeast is called the Great Dairy Divide. This is an area made of deserts and other foods. A river of chocolate cuts through a landscape of pink frosting, and confections such as cakes and cheeses dot the surface. At the center of this field of gluttony is Berger Haus.

The southeast section is known as the Fractal Sea. The upper half consists of a hill of cubes with iridescent orbs bouncing along them, as well as standalone doors that lead into each other. Below this is a snaking tree with various bells and chimes. At the bottom, the land splits into various peninsulas jutting into a gleaming sea. One has a cleaning station, while a second has a pile of rocks to skip on the ocean. At the edge of a third lies the Tank Funkmarine.

The southwest section is called the Fungi Forest. This is a vast forest populated by colorful giant mushrooms. A stream trickles through, and at its center lies Dyer Digs.

== Story ==
When the Portal to Daydream Oasis is restored, Mayor Sayso explains to U.B. how the Dreamstates came to be, as Dr. Tinker aspired to make portals to realms that "didn't exist," creating new worlds out of dreams and nightmares in the process. Mayor Sayso has recruited Marshall to protect U.B. in Daydream Oasis, as Master Lox has released a new minion there; after Marshall introduces U.B. to the realm's four tribes, they are soon encountered by this new enemy, a hypnotic flower named Dali. Marshall is lulled to sleep, leaving U.B. to defeat Dali.

Using loops from Nightmare Rift and feathers from Daydream Oasis, a total of 4 Dreamcatchers can be built. The first one used on Dali fails, as the foe destroys it; the second, however, defeats him for good. Marshall remarks that Dali was just an illusion made of dreams.

After both Dali and Goya are defeated, Marshall leaves to pursue Master Lox on his own in search of answers.

== Rooms ==

=== [[Tank Funkmarine]] ===
Tank Funkmarine is the game room of the [[Tank]] tribe, located in the southeast quadrant. Tank Funkmarine houses the Tank Mart and [[Coral Cruiser]].

=== [[Dyer Digs]] ===
Dyer Digs is the game room of the [[Dyer]] tribe, located in the southwest quadrant. Dyer Digs houses the Dyer Mart and [[Jongg Challenge]].

=== [[Lucky Palace]] ===
Lucky Palace is the game room of the [[Lucky]] tribe, located in the northwest quadrant. Lucky Palace houses the Lucky Mart and [[Rainbow Shootout]].

=== [[Berger Haus]] ===
Berger Haus is the game room of the [[Berger]] tribe, located in the northeast quadrant. Berger Haus houses the Berger Mart and [[Scoop Stacker]].

== Shops ==

=== Sweet Tooth Treasures ===
Sweet Tooth Treasures is a shop located in the Great Dairy Divide. It contains items such as:
*tba

=== Harmony Outlet ===
Harmony Outlet is a shop located on the Cumulus Caves. It sells items such as:
* Microphones
* Brick Wallpaper
* Drumsets
* Blue Grand Pianos
* Polka Dot Wallpaper
* Synthesizers
* Basses
* Piano Benches

== Cleaning Stations ==
Daydream Oasis contains two cleaning stations.

=== Rainmaker ===
The Rainmaker sits on the coast of the Fractal Sea.

=== He looks happy... I wonder what his secret is? ===
This cleaning station sits in the Fungi Forest.

== Portals ==

=== [[Funkeystown]] ===
The portal to Funkeystown sits at the top section of the Fractal Sea.

=== [[Laputta Station]] ===
The portal to Laputta Station sits in the Fungi Forest.

=== [[Nightmare Rift]] ===
The portal to Nightmare Rift sits in the Great Dairy Divide.

=== Broken Portal ===
A broken portal sits on the shore of the Fractal Sea.

== Funkeys ==
* [[Lucky]]
* [[Berger]]
* [[Tank]]
* [[Dyer]]
* [[Dali (Figure)|Dali]] (Unreleased)

== Trivia ==
* The Fractal Sea contains references to several famous optical illusions. First is the Necker Cube, which is a cube that gives no visual queues for its orientation. Another is the Penrose stairs, a square-shaped set of stairs which infinitely loops despite being connected to itself.
* The phrase "Ceci n'est pas une Funkey," which translates to "This is not a Funkey," is a reference to 'The Treachery of Images', a surrealist painting by Belgian artist René Magritte.
* The upper-left corner of the map features a heavenly staircase guarded by a fuzzy brown creature called "goon" in the files. Interacting with the goon makes it laugh at you, and the stairs behind it do not have an actual destination, though an interview after the game was canceled revealed that the stairs would lead to a small area- akin in some way to Angus Manor- in some kind of "expansion pack," possibly the unreleased Adventure Pack pertaining to the Dreamstates characters.

== History ==
'''[[Update 3.1|3.1]]:''' Introduced.

[[category:Realms]] [[Category:Daydream Oasis]]

Nightmare Rift

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
|-
! scope="row" colspan="2" | Nightmare Rift
|-
! scope="row" | Funkeys
| 4
|-
! scope="row" | Games
| 4
|-
! scope="row" | Shops
| 2
|-
! scope="row" | Cleaning Stations
| 2
|-
! scope="row" | Portals
| 3
|-
! scope="row" | Enemy
| [[Goya (Character)|Goya]]
|-
! scope="row" | Access to
| [[Funkeystown]], [[Magma Gorge]], [[Daydream Oasis]]
|}

'''Nightmare Rift''' is a [[Realms|realm]] released with the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion.

== Description ==
Nightmare Rift is a realm born of all the nightmares and fears of the Funkeys. It consists of landscapes of war, gore, ruin, and destruction.

The northwest quadrant is known as the Shadow Sands. It is a desert with many Egyptian-style sandstone ruins. A seemingly bottomless pit rests at the top. Near the entrance, there is a large orange button of unknown function. Above this, there is a Sphinx who can be challenged every day at the cost of 10 coins. If you win its challenge, consisting of trivia questions about the Funkey tribes, you will be rewarded with 100 coins. At the center of the Shadow Sands lies the [[Ptep Pyramid]].

The southwest quadrant is known as the Warscape. It is a dark, slate plane of death and destruction. Ruins dot the land, as well as barbed wire and fortifications. A [[Coin Creeper]] lies at the top of this section. In the middle of the rocks is the [[Snipe HQ]].

The southeast section is called the Haunted Peak. It is a steep mountain surrounded by a land of gore and flesh. Mouths, eyes, and tendrils protrude from the pink flesh. A cleaning station lies at the bottom left, with a worm-like creature lying next to it. This creature is lined with coins, and it clutches a large coin. If the player takes this coin, the creature will attack and dirty the player. At the top of the mountain stands the [[Vlurp Keep]].

The northeast section is called the Heap. It is a large scrapheap, piled high with broken cars and mechanical parts. A strange mechanical face, surrounded by electric conduits, offers words of wisdom to those who interact with it. At the center of this junkyard lies the [[Sprocket Shanty]].

Dotted across Nightmare Rift are dark fishing holes, similar to those found on [[Funkiki Island]]. Inside, the player can catch various insects and viscera.

== Story ==
When the portal to Nightmare Rift was restored, Mayor Sayso explains to U.B. how the Dreamstates came to be. He then introduces U.B. to Marshall, the zone's shady guide. Marshall, while in Nightmare Rift, introduces U.B. to the four native tribes, but the two are soon encountered by Master Lox's nightmare-born henchman, Goya, who knocks out Marshall with his bad breath.

To defeat Goya, U.B. has to gather loops from the game rooms of Nightmare Rift and feathers from Daydream Oasis to complete up to 4 Dreamcatchers. Goya will smash the first Dreamcatcher used against him, but the second will defeat him for good, and Marshall will realize that Goya was a mere illusion made by Master Lox.

After Dali and Goya are both gone, Marshall will depart to pursue Master Lox alone in search of answers.

== Rooms ==

=== [[Sprocket Shanty]] ===
Sprocket Shanty is the game room of the [[Sprocket]] tribe, located at the center of the Heap. It houses Sprocket-Market and [[Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Sprocket]].

=== [[Vlurp Keep]] ===
Vlurp Keep is the game room of the [[Vlurp]] tribe, located atop the Haunted Peak. It houses Vlurp-Market and [[Perplexing Paths]].

=== [[Snipe HQ]] ===
Snipe HQ is the game room of the [[Snipe]] tribe, located inside the Warscape. It houses Snipe-Market and [[Bombastic Billiards]].

=== [[Ptep Pyramid]] ===
Ptep Pyramid is the game room of the [[Ptep]] tribe, located at the center of the Shadow Sands. It houses Ptep-Market and [[Pyramid Puzzler]].

== Shops ==

=== Nasty Yuk Emporium ===
A shop located in the gore portion of the realm, next to the entrace of the Haunted Peak. Its shopkeeper is a Normal Ptep.

=== The Rift Armory ===
A shop located near Snipe HQ inside the Warscape. Its shopkeeper is a Normal Snipe.

== Cleaning Stations ==

=== Starving Squirmers ===

=== Lickety Pit ===

== Portals ==

=== [[Funkeystown]] ===
The portal to Funkeystown is located in the northeast corner of the map.

=== [[Magma Gorge]] ===
The portal to Magma Gorge is located in the west of the map, just below Ptep Pyramid.

=== [[Daydream Oasis]] ===
The portal to Daydream Oasis is located in the southeast corner of the map.

== Funkeys ==
* [[Sprocket]]
* [[Ptep]]
* [[Vlurp]]
* [[Snipe]]
* [[Goya (Figure)|Goya]] (Unreleased)
* [[Marshall (Figure)|Marshall]] (Unreleased)

== Trivia ==
* The Warscape contains ruins of many landmarks in other realms, including a conduit tower from [[Laputta Station]], a housing unit from [[Funkeystown]], and destroyed versions of [[Da Scratch Club]], [[Room de Vroom]], and [[Togokahn Motors]].
* The destroyed statue similar to the Statue of Liberty could be a reference to the ending of Planet of the Apes.

== History ==
'''[[Update 3.0|3.0]]:''' Introduced.

'''[[Update 3.1|3.1]]:''' Added portal to [[Daydream Oasis]].

[[Category:Realms]] [[Category:Nightmare Rift]]

Funkiki Island

2024-04-26T02:19:59Z

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
|-
! scope="row" colspan="2" | Funkiki Island
|-
! scope="row" | Funkeys
| 8
|-
! scope="row" | Games
| 5
|-
! scope="row" | Shops
| Test
|-
! scope="row" | Cleaning Stations
| 1
|-
! scope="row" | Portals
| 3
|-
! scope="row" | Enemy
| [[Native (Character)|Native]]
|-
! scope="row" | Access to
| [[Funkeystown]], [[Magma Gorge]], [[Kelpy Basin]]
|}

'''Funkiki Island''' is a [[Realms|realm]] released with the [[Funkiki Island (Update)|Funkiki Island]] expansion.

== Description ==
Funkiki Island is a small tropical island located in fresh, open waters, with white, sandy coastlines. The Sol set up a relaxing resort on the southmost shore, while the Nibble have a small wooden pier where they hunt chum and pearls. The middle of the island is made up of a thick forest maze, where the Webley live. The Rewind live closer to the edge of this thicket, near the miniature mountains where the Flurry set up their ski resort using artificial, imported snow. The highest peak of the island features a massive volcano, which is active during the game's story, despite never erupting.

Unlike other zones, there are areas of Funkiki Island that the player cannot access until certain story conditions are met; there are ravenous piranhas that must be fed the Nibble's bucket of chum to pacify, a stream of lava that can only be bypassed with the Flurry's snowman suit, a broken stone path that can be mended with the Webley's web shooter, and a lightless cavern that can be lit with the Sol's sun mask. Each of these small roadblocks protects a colorful coconut item, which is necessary to open the gate to the village of the Natives.

== Story ==
At some point during the Great Disaster, Funkiki Island's Portal exploded, though its resilient yellow Gem did not shatter; it instead flew into the central volcano, agitating the landmass with its unpredictable magic. This event caused the current leader of the island, the Pineapple King, to assume that the volcano god of their people's mythos was angry, and he began to order his tribe to pilfer Coins from indigenous and touring Funkeys alike, hoping to soothe the god's anger with monetary offerings sacrificed to the mouth of the volcano. Jerry, a tourist who was on the island at the time of the disaster, became stranded there, and settled down as a professional beach bum, befriending the Funkey tribes and earning the nickname "Jerry Pearl" due to his expertise at the Nibble's pearl diving game.

When the Funkiki Island portal is regenerated, with its reactivation came the spread of Funkiki Island's Kooties, an insect species that expresses love to Funkeys by slathering them in balls of mud and dust. This is the in-game explanation as to why, from update 2.0 onwards, wandering in any realm will eventually cause grime to build up, requiring the use of a cleaning station to undo.

When U.B. enters Funkiki Island for the first time, Jerry introduces himself and the island's native Funkeys, as well as expressing his concerns about the recent aggression of the Natives. Jerry remarks that because he has no Coins, only coconuts, he does not worry about what the Natives are doing.

For every cumulative score threshold U.B. meets in a tribe's game, that tribe will bestow their treasure upon the player. Jerry congratulates U.B. for the skills required to impress each tribe. The items obtained from each Funkey species can be used to further traverse the island, obtaining the coconut orbs that unseal the locked door to the Native village. There, the Pineapple King demands a golden pineapple as tribute; when found in a coconut tree and delivered to him, the king explains the true reason why his people have been stealing from Funkeys. Jerry and U.B. notice the Gem in the volcano, and, with the use of the four items gained from the Funkey tribes, the Gem is retrieved.

With the Gem recovered, the volcano soothes, and the Pineapple King and his people cease their stealing of Coins. Jerry, learning that the Natives use coconuts as currency, proclaims himself as being rich, as he has hoarded coconuts since his isolation.

== Rooms ==

=== [[Relaxation Resort]] ===
Relaxation Resort is the Game Room of the [[Sol]] tribe. Relaxation Resort houses Sol-Market and [[Sunshine Links]].

=== [[Webley Outpost]] ===
Webley Outpost is the Game Room of the [[Webley]] tribe. Webley Outpost houses Webley-Market and [[Fly Catcher]].

=== [[Chum Divers]] ===
Chum Divers is the Game Room of the [[Nibble]] tribe. Chum Divers houses Nibble-Market and [[Pearl Diver]].

=== [[Flurry Lodge]] ===
Flurry Lodge is the Game Room of the [[Flurry]] tribe. Flurry Lodge houses Flurry-Market and [[Hectic Half-Pipe]].

=== [[Rewind Roost]] ===
Rewind Roost is the Game Room of the [[Rewind]] tribe. Rewind Roost houses Rewind-Market and [[Rewind Chat]].

=== Funkiki Native Outpost ===
The Funkiki Native Outpost is the Game Room for the [[Native (Figure)|Natives]] and [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]. The Funkiki Native Outpost has no shop and simply houses [[Eruption|Eruption!!!]].

== Shops ==

=== Beach Essentials ===
Beach Essentials is a shop that sells various beachwear. It contains items such as:
* Umbrellas
* Coolers
* Sandcastles
* Beach Towels

=== Postcard shop ===
The Funkiki Island Postcard Shop would allow players to send Funkiki Island themed postcards to an email address for 5 coins

=== Pineapple King shop ===
The Pineapple King's shop is located on top of the volcano. This shop sells exclusive items that can only be purchased with [[Coconut|Coconuts]].

== Cleaning Stations ==

=== Beach showers ===

== Portals ==

=== [[Funkeystown]] ===
The portal to Funkeystown is located in the northwest section of the map, just west of the snow.

=== [[Magma Gorge]] ===
The portal to Magma Gorge is south of Chum Divers, located in a clearing in the jungle.

=== [[Kelpy Basin]] ===
The portal to Kelpy Basin is located in the southeast corner of the map, just past the lighthouse.

== Funkeys ==
* [[Sol]]
* [[Flurry]]
* [[Nibble]]
* [[Webley]]
* [[Rewind]] (Chat)
* [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
* [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
* [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]

== Trivia ==
* Funkiki Island is the only realm to have its own unique cutscene music. This cutscene jingle exclusively plays while ''on'' the island; viewing the cutscenes from the Crib plays the normal cutscene jingle instead.

== History ==
'''[[Funkiki Island (Update)|2.0]]:''' Introduced.

'''[[Update 3.0|3.0]]:''' Rewind Roost added.

'''[[Update 3.1|3.1]]:''' Funkiki Native Outpost added.

[[Category:Realms]] [[Category:Funkiki Island]]

Laputta Station

2024-04-26T01:56:06Z

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
|-
! scope="row" colspan="2" | Laputta Station
|-
! scope="row" | Funkeys
| 5
|-
! scope="row" | Games
| 4
|-
! scope="row" | Shops
| 2
|-
! scope="row" | Cleaning Stations
| 1
|-
! scope="row" | Portals
| 3
|-
! scope="row" | Enemy
| [[Henchmen|Henchman]]
|-
! scope="row" | Access to
| [[Funkeystown]], [[Daydream Oasis]]
|}

'''Laputta Station''' is a [[Realms|realm]] included with the base game.

== Description ==
Laputta Station is an extraterrestrial outpost docked on a mass of purple rock of an unknown shape or size. The station itself is made up of a thin metal floor with futuristic yellow flooring. A multitude of rocket ships and spherical buildings dot the landscape.

== Story ==
During the events of the Great Disaster, the Laputta Station Portal exploded, shattering its green Gem into four shards. Each of the Funkey tribes- excluding Rom- found one of the four shards at some point, keeping them hidden from the Henchmen patrolling the area. When U.B. gains enough points over the course of multiple play sessions in a game room, that tribe will entrust the player with one of the shards. After all four are collected, the Gem is restored.

The Gem's restoration releases a burst of power that deactivates the gravity-simulating boots of the green Henchmen. Each one floats helplessly away from the area, and some are refitted into harmless satellites afterwards.

== Rooms ==

=== [[Rom Nexus]] ===
Rom Nexus is the game room of the [[Rom]] tribe, located right next to the Funkeystown portal. It houses Rom-Market and [[Rom Chat]].

=== [[Room de Vroom]] ===
Room de Vroom is the game room of the [[Vroom]] tribe, located in the center of the realm. It houses Vroom-Mart and [[Super Vroom-Ball]].

=== [[Fallout Compound]] ===
Fallout Compound is the game room of the [[Fallout]] tribe, located in the southwest corner of the realm. It houses Fallout-Mart and [[Fusion Folley]].

=== [[Xener Landing]] ===
Xener Landing is the game room of the [[Xener]] tribe, located in the northwest corner of the realm. It houses Xener-Mart and [[Invasion!!!]].

=== [[Boggle Den]] ===
Boggle Den is the game room of the [[Boggle]] tribe, located in the northeast corner of the realm. It houses Boggle-Mart and [[Get Outta My Stew!]].

== Shops ==

=== Electronics Emporium ===
Electronics Emporium is a store that sells various technological goods. It contains items such as:
* Computers
* 20Qs
* Bigscreens

=== Watchamacallits and Widgets ===

== Cleaning Stations ==

=== The Vaporizer ===

== Portals ==

=== [[Funkeystown]] ===
The portal to Funkeystown is located in the lower east quarter of the map, just below Rom Nexus.

=== [[Daydream Oasis]] ===
The portal to Daydream Oasis is located at the top of the map, just east of Xener Landing.

=== Broken Portal ===
A broken portal is located in the bottom left corner of the map, just below Fallout Compound.

== Funkeys ==
* [[Xener]]
* [[Boggle]]
* [[Fallout]]
* [[Vroom]]
* [[Rom]] (Chat)

== Trivia ==
* Laputta Station's name may be derived from Laputa, a floating island from the novel ''Gulliver's Travels''.
* Laputta Station is the only area that takes place off of the landmass of Terrapinia, as the Wendy's Disc implies that even the Dreamstates are located somewhere on the ground.
* The ending of the story of this realm implies that the technology of the station does not simulate gravity, and the rocky mass it is attached to is not large enough to sustain gravitational dominance. The Henchmen simulated gravity using electromagnetic boots, though it is unknown how other Funkeys walk on the station- assuming they do not also have these boots- nor how they breathe in an area that cannot trap an atmosphere- assuming that Funkeys do in fact need to breathe some kind of air.

== History ==
'''Base Game:''' Introduced.

'''[[Update 3.0|3.0]]:''' Added [[Rom Nexus]] and portal to [[Nightmare Rift]].

[[Category:Realms]] [[Category:Laputta Station]]

Magma Gorge

2024-04-26T01:45:54Z

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
|-
! scope="row" colspan="2" | Magma Gorge
|-
! scope="row" | Funkeys
| 4
|-
! scope="row" | Games
| 4
|-
! scope="row" | Shops
| 2
|-
! scope="row" | Cleaning Stations
| 1
|-
! scope="row" | Portals
| 4
|-
! scope="row" | Enemy
| [[Henchmen|Henchman]]
|-
! scope="row" | Access to
| [[Funkeystown]], [[Funkiki Island]], [[Nightmare Rift]]
|}

'''Magma Gorge''' is a [[Realms|realm]] included with the base game.

== Description ==
Magma Gorge is a realm located in a volcanic area. It is mostly rocky, complemented by caverns and stalactites in the east and lava flows in the west.

The eastern half has various rounded rock formations with settlements carved into them. The Double Deuce Diner lies in the center, between two shops etched from the rocks. North of these settlements are the Stitch Catacombs, surrounded by pale grass and gravestones.

The western half is enclosed by lava flows. Among this lava lies the Wasabi Pagoda, with ornate stone bridges linking it with the surrounding areas. North of the Pagoda is the Bones Clubhouse. Nearby, an arrangement of colored rocks around a lava pool creates an interactive organ that uses the lava as music.

Scattered across the realm are various dig sites. Interacting with these gives the player various bones. After collecting all of these, the player will be given a Funkosaurus to place in their [[Crib]].

== Story ==

During the events of the Great Disaster, the Portal to Magma Gorge exploded, shattering its red Gem into four pieces. Each of the tribes of the zone retrieved one at an unknown point, hiding it to themselves. When U.B. reaches a certain cumulative score threshold in a tribe's game, the tribe's red shard will be rewarded; collecting all of them will restore the Gem fully.

After its completion, the Henchmen of Magma Gorge will short-circuit in the presence of the Gem, running into the lava streams in an attempt to cool down. The Henchmen melt into metal and return to the land, though Master Lox evades capture.

== Rooms ==

=== [[Double Deuce Diner]] ===
Double Deuce Diner is the game room of the [[Deuce]] tribe, located in the southeast quadrant. It houses Deuce-Mart and [[Record Rampage]].

=== [[Wasabi Pagoda]] ===
Wasabi Pagoda is the game room of the [[Wasabi]] tribe, located in the southwest quadrant. It houses Wasabi-Mart and [[Shuriken Master]].

=== [[Stitch Catacombs]] ===
Stitch Catacombs is the game room of the [[Stitch]] tribe, located in the northeast quadrant. It houses Stitch-Mart and [[Stitch Stalker]].

=== [[Bones Clubhouse]] ===
Bones Clubhouse is the game room of the [[Bones]] tribe, located in the northwest quadrant. It houses Bones-Mart and [[Bones Fishin' Hole]].

== Shops ==

=== [[Spelunker's Paradise]] ===
Spelunker's Paradise is a shop that sells various insects and cave structures. It contains items such as:
* Centipedes
* Beetles
* Rocks

=== [[The Treasure Chest]] ===
The Treasure Chest is a shop that sells various treasures and statues. It contains items such as:
* Statues
* Crowns
* Coin Piles

== Cleaning Stations ==

=== Steaming Geyser ===
Located in the bottom right corner of Magma Gorge, the Steaming Geyser is the only cleaning station in Magma Gorge. You stand over it to get cleaned by its plume.

== Portals ==

=== [[Funkeystown]] ===
The portal to Funkeystown is located near the center of the map, just northeast of Wasabi Pagoda.

=== [[Funkiki Island]] ===
The portal to Funkiki Island is located at the center of the bottom of the map.

=== [[Nightmare Rift]] ===
The portal to Nightmare Rift is located in the southwest corner, below Wasabi Pagoda. It is not located on the minimap.

=== Broken Portal ===
A broken portal is located below Stitch Catacombs.

== Funkeys ==
* [[Deuce]]
* [[Bones]]
* [[Wasabi]]
* [[Stitch]]

== History ==
'''Base Game:''' Introduced.

'''[[Funkiki Island (Update)|2.0]]:''' Added portal to [[Funkiki Island]].

'''[[Update 3.0|3.0]]:''' Added portal to [[Nightmare Rift]].
[[category:Realms]] [[Category:Magma Gorge]]

Funkeystown

2024-04-26T01:42:08Z

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
|-
! scope="row" colspan="2" | Funkeystown
|-
! scope="row" colspan="2" | [[File:Funkeystown Overview.jpg|800px]]
|-
! scope="row" | Funkeys
| [[Scratch|Scratch]], [[Lotus|Lotus]], [[Waggs|Waggs]], [[Drift|Drift]], [[Holler|Holler]], [[Gabby|Gabby]], [[Master Lox (Character)|Master Lox]], [[Henchman|Henchman]], [[Mayor Sayso (Character)|Mayor Sayso]]
|-
! scope="row" | Games
| 8 (2 chats)
|-
! scope="row" | Shops
| Test
|-
! scope="row" | Cleaning Stations
| 4
|-
! scope="row" | Portals
| [[Laputta Station]], [[Kelpy Basin]], [[Funkiki Island]], [[Daydream Oasis]], [[Nightmare Rift]], [[Paradox Green]], [[Hidden Realm]], [[Royalton Racing Complex]], [[Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands]], [[Angus Manor]] (3 Broken)
|-
! scope="row" | Access to
| All Funkeys
|}

'''Funkeystown''' is a [[Realms|realm]] included with the base game. It is the first realm that the player enters, and acts as the main hub for Terrapinia. Any Funkey can enter Funkeystown, and all portals and zones can be accessed here. The Grand Funkey Station can be found here, where Mayor Sayso gives tips to players, alongside the Great Terrapinia Library, where Funkeys can read about the various Funkey tribes.

== Description ==
Funkeystown's design is based on a coastal city with the trademark Funkeys aesthetic. It is bordered on three sides by round mountains, and meets the ocean in the south.

The northwest quadrant contains a suburban gathering of houses (presumably where the [[Crib]] is located). It also contains Pondering Park, Angus Manor, the Perfume Pansy, and the portal to Magma Gorge.

The northeast contains various attractions, such as the Funkeystown Museum, Drift Raceway, Crystal Clean Choppers, and the portal to Laputta Station, as well as access to the [[Royalton Racing Complex]] and its [[Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands|grandstands]].

The center of Funkeystown contains many businesses and markets, including U.F.U.N.K. Studios, Waggs University, and the Funkeystown Shopping District. The portals to Nightmare Rift and Paradox Green are also located here.

The south is bordered by the ocean, and contains a pier where many commercial and civilian boats are docked. This area contains the portals to Kelpy Basin, Daydream Oasis, Funkiki Island, and the Hidden Realm, as well as the Dot Spot, the Villains Den, and the Fish Fountain.

Funkeystown is the most varied zone in terms of Funkeys. It also contains the most shops, cleaning stations, game rooms, and portals.

Funkeystown is the only zone with access to Paradox Green, the Hidden Realm, and the Royalton Racing Complex.

== Story ==

Following the events of the Great Disaster, the purple Gem that powered Funkeystown's portal was shattered into four shards. Funkeystown barely has enough power to keep the portal system alive without it, and now Master Lox's Henchmen patrol the streets, stealing Coins from the citizens.

When a score threshold is cleared in a collective number of attempts at a given Funkey's game, that tribe will bestow upon U.B. one of the purple Gem shards. Collecting all four of them will restore the Gem to its original form, which will cause a burst of energy that instantly fries the Henchmen in the town, leaving them as scrap to be eaten by the Boggle.

When all four Gems are restored- requiring the completion of Magma Gorge, Kelpy Basin, and Laputta Station- Mayor Sayso and his forces will finally capture Master Lox. The Funkeys demand that Master Lox reveal his face and unlock the Portals; although the former is done, and Lox's [[Dr. Tinker|identity is revealed]], the latter is not; Master Lox retreats into an unknown orange portal, escaping.

== Rooms ==

=== Pondering Park ===
Pondering Park is the area to enter in order to gain access to the [[Funk-Jongg]] game. It does not have an interior.

=== [[Funkeystown Museum]] ===
The Funkeystown Museum is a room open to all tribes of Funkeys. It has no shop and simply houses [[Museum Mask Mayhem]].

=== [[Grand Funkey Station]] ===
Located at the center of Funkeystown, Grand Funkey Station provides access to Mayor Sayso's help desk and the Crib Tram, which allowed access to other players' [[Crib|Cribs]] until the servers were taken offline.

=== [[Da Scratch Club]] ===
Da Scratch Club is the game room for the [[Scratch]] tribe. It is unique in that it is the only game room that makes sound effects when you stand near it. Da Scratch Club houses the Scratch Mart shot and [[Mix Master Scratch!]].

=== [[Lotus Sanctuary]] ===
Lotus Sanctuary is the game room for the [[Lotus]] tribe, located just above the Funkiki Island portal. Lotus Sanctuary houses the Lotus Mart shop and [[Heart Hoopla]].

=== [[Drift Raceway]] ===
Drift Raceway is the game room for the [[Drift]] tribe, located just south of the Funkeystown Museum. It was added in the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion. Drift Raceway houses the Drift Mart and [[Flipper Fever]].

Strangely, and likely due to a bug, this room was originally simply called "Drift".

=== [[Waggs University]] ===
Waggs University is the game room for the [[Waggs]] tribe, located behind the Grand Funkey Station. It was added in the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion. Waggs University houses the Waggs Mart and [[Wagg-Words]].

=== [[The Dot Spot]] ===
The Dot Spot is the game room for the [[Dot]] tribe, located between the Great Terrapinia Library and the Kelpy Basin portal. It was added in the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion. The Dot Spot houses the Dot-Market and [[Dot Shot]].

Since Dot was never released to the general public, the Dot Spot is mainly accessed though [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]] or the Dot [[Funkey Familiar|familiar]].

=== [[U.F.U.N.K. Studios]] ===
U.F.U.N.K. Studios is the game room for the [[Holler]] tribe, located a few paces north of Funkeystown's spawn point. It was added in the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion. U.F.U.N.K. Studios houses the Holler Mart and [[Holler Chat]].

=== [[Gabby Abbey]] ===
Gabby Abbey is the game room for the [[Gabby]] tribe, located across the bridge from the Nightmare Rift portal. It was added in the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion. Gabby Abbey houses the Gabby Mart and [[Gabby Chat]].

=== [[The Villain's Den]] ===
The Villain's Den is the game room for the [[Henchman (Figure)|Henchmen]] and [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]. It was added in the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion. The Villain's Den has no shop and simply houses [[Coin Cascade]].

=== [[Great Terrapinia Library]] ===
The Great Terrapinia Library is a room between the portals to Kelpy Basin and Daydream Oasis. It has no game, but houses the Funkey Codex, where one can learn about all of the known tribes of Terrapinia.

=== Shopping District ===
The Shopping District is located in the center of the zone, to the northeast of the spawn point. It contains many shops that cater to individual styles of furniture, such as seating, paint, floors, lighting, electronics, etc.

=== Funkeystown Fine Rides ===
Funkeystown Fine Rides is a shop located south of Pondering Park. Owned by [[Con]], it sells a variety of cars, and adds the Garage to your [[Crib]] when one is purchased. It was added in the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion.

== Cleaning Stations ==

=== Perfume Pansy ===
The Perfume Pansy is located to the east of Angus Manor. It cleans by spraying perfume on your Funkey. On Mondays, Sprout gives a [[Quest|quest]] at this location.

=== Crystal Clean Choppers ===
Crystal Clean Choppers is located to the north of Lotus Sanctuary and the Funkiki Island portal. Styled after a dental office, the Funkey is cleaned through a dental exam.

=== Funkeystown Suds ===
Funkeystown Suds is located directly to the east of Funkeystown's spawn point. It is styled after a classic car wash.

=== Funkeystown Fish Fountain ===
The Funkeystown Fish Fountain is located to the north of the Kelpy Basin portal. Styled after a park fountain, it sprays a powerful blast of water on the Funkey.

== Portals ==

=== [[Magma Gorge]] ===
The portal to Magma Gorge is located in the top left corner of the map.

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=== [[Laputta Station]] ===
The portal to Laputta Station is located in the top right of the map, next to the entrance to the [[Royalton Racing Complex]].

=== [[Kelpy Basin]] ===
The portal to Kelpy Basin is located at the bottom of the map, right next to the water.

=== [[Funkiki Island]] ===
The portal to Funkiki Island is located in the bottom right of the map, below Lotus Sanctuary.

=== [[Daydream Oasis]] ===
The portal to Daydream Oasis is located in the bottom left of the map, above the Villain's Den.

=== [[Nightmare Rift]] ===
The portal to Nightmare Rift is located above the upper left corner of the Shopping District.

=== [[Paradox Green]] ===
The portal to Paradox Green is located above the upper right corner of the Shopping District.

=== [[Hidden Realm]] ===
The portal to the Hidden Realm is the large ship docked below the Daydream Oasis portal.

=== [[Royalton Racing Complex]] ===
The portal to the Royalton Racing Complex is the tunnel located just above the Drift Raceway.

=== [[Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands]] ===
The portal to the Royalton Racing Complex is the smaller tunnel located above both Drift Raceway and the main entrance to the Complex. This simply leads to a grandstand where many Funkeys are spectating the races.

=== [[Angus Manor]] ===
The portal to Angus Manor is located inside of the intricate house built into the western cliffs of Funkeystown.

== Funkeys ==
* [[Scratch]]
* [[Lotus]]
* [[Drift]]
* [[Waggs]]
* [[Dot]]
* [[Holler]] (Chat)
* [[Gabby]] (Chat)
* [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
* [[Henchman (Figure)|Henchman]]
* [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]

== History ==
'''Base Game:''' Introduced.

'''[[Funkiki Island (Update)|2.0]]:''' [[Cleaning Stations|Cleaning stations]] and portal to [[Funkiki Island]] added.

'''[[Speed Racer (Update)|2.x]]:''' Portals to [[Royalton Racing Complex]] and [[Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands]] added.

'''[[Update 3.0|3.0]]:''' [[U.F.U.N.K. Studios]], [[Gabby Abbey]], [[Drift Raceway]], [[Waggs University]], Funkeystown Fine Rides, and portal to [[Nightmare Rift]] added.

'''[[Updates|3.05]]:''' [[The Dot Spot]] added.

'''[[Update 3.1|3.1]]:''' [[The Villain's Den]] and portal to [[Daydream Oasis]] added.

'''[[Hidden Realm (Update)|4.0]]:''' Leaderboard and portal to [[Hidden Realm]] added.

'''[[Funkey Trunk (Update)|4.5]]:''' [[Angus Manor]] added.

'''[[Paradox Green (Update)|5.0]]:''' Portal to [[Paradox Green]] added.

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Kelpy Basin

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! scope="row" colspan="2" | Kelpy Basin
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! scope="row" | Funkeys
| 4
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! scope="row" | Games
| 4
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! scope="row" | Shops
| 2
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! scope="row" | Cleaning Stations
| 1
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! scope="row" | Portals
| 3
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! scope="row" | Enemy
| [[Henchmen|Henchman]]
|-
! scope="row" | Access to
| [[Funkeystown]], [[Funkiki Island]]
|}
'''Kelpy Basin''' is a [[Realms|realm]] included with the base game.

== Description ==
Kelpy Basin is an underwater seafloor in a vaguely tropical saltwater environment. It is bordered by blue rocks, while its floor is made up of bright, soft sand. The area is heavily populated with urchins, anemone, starfish, and crustaceans. There are also schools of tiny cleaner fish, which serve as the zone's cleaning station, presumably by eating Kooties just as real codependent fish species feed on barnacles and leeches stuck to larger animals.

Unlike most other realms, only a few buildings exist here. Most of the buildings are small in size, usually shaped like sea creatures. The rest of the buildings make up the four game rooms, two of which are castles, referencing how many fish owners decorate fish tanks with miniature castles.

== Story ==
Following the events of the Great Disaster, the blue Gem that powered Kelpy Basin's portal has been shattered into four shards. Each of the four tribes of the zone have a single shard in their possession.

By earning a certain threshold of total points in each tribe's game, U.B. will get a shard, which will recombine with other blue shards to recreate the Gem. Upon its restoration, the Henchmen will have their batteries drained, powering them down completely. The Kelpy Basin Funkeys carry the destroyed robots to an unseen undersea chasm, where their deactivated bodies get overgrown with algae, becoming part of a new artificial reef.

== Rooms ==

=== [[Glub Castle]] ===
Glub Castle is the game room of the [[Glub]] tribe, just north of the Funkeystown portal. It houses Glub-Mart and [[Fish-Bowling]].

=== [[Tiki Hut]] ===
Tiki Hut is the game room of the [[Tiki]] tribe, in the northwest corner of the realm. It houses Tiki-Mart and [[Bounce N' Break]].

=== [[Sprout Arboretum]] ===
Sprout Arboretum is the game room of the [[Sprout]] tribe, just northeast of the center of the realm. It houses Sprout-Mart and [[Blossom Boogie]].

=== [[Twinx Haven]] ===
Twinx Haven is the game room of the [[Twinx]] tribe, in the southeast corner of the realm. It houses Twinx-Mart and [[Twinx Dream]].

== Shops ==

=== Window World ===
Window World is a shop that sells various windows. It contains items such as:
* Trimmed Windows
* Stained Glass Windows

=== Green Thumb Nursery ===

== Cleaning Stations ==

=== Coral Cleaning Fish ===

== Portals ==

=== [[Funkeystown]] ===
The portal to Funkeystown is located in the southwest corner of the map.

=== [[Funkiki Island]] ===
The portal to Funkiki Island is located in the upper northwest, just beneath Tiki Hut.

=== Broken Portal ===
A broken portal is located in the middle east of the map.

== Funkeys ==
* [[Glub]]
* [[Tiki]]
* [[Sprout]]
* [[Twinx]]

== History ==
'''Base Game:''' Introduced.

'''[[Funkiki Island (Update)|2.0]]:''' Added portal to [[Funkiki Island]].

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Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands

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The '''Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands''' are a sub-area introduced with the [[Speed Racer (Update)|Speed Racer]] tie-in expansion.

== Appearance ==

The grandstands are a wide set of seats built into the side of [[Funkeystown]]'s mountain range, completely walling in the Royalton Racing Complex itself. They are constantly populated with Funkey tribes from across the game, notably including [[Bandit]], an unreleased tribe.

== In-game ==

Any Funkey can enter the grandstands from a small door in the upper mountain wall of Funkeystown. There are no activities in this section of the racing complex; they simply exist to view segments of the Royalton Racing Complex.

Royalton Racing Complex

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! scope="row" | Funkeys
| 9 (3 unreleased)
|-
! scope="row" | Games
| 8
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! scope="row" | Shops
| 2
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! scope="row" | Cleaning Stations
| 1
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! scope="row" | Portals
| 1
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! scope="row" | Access to
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The '''Royalton Racing Complex''' is a [[Realms|realm]] added with the [[Speed Racer (Update)|Speed Racer]] tie-in expansion.

== Description ==
The Royalton Racing Complex is an enclosed race track surrounded by huge [[Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands|grandstands]] populated with random Funkeys from other realms. The complex is physically located on the outskirts of Funkeystown, beyond a doorway that runs through one of the surrounding mountains. The complex itself is laced with an intricate race track, most of which is positioned midair. Cars- which harm the player- are constantly circling these roads, leaving the patches of cement and fake grass as the only safe places to stand. E.P. Royalton's glitzy building is accessible from the top-right, leading the player into a two-floor standalone building that, among other things, features the codex that exclusively provides character info for the area's Funkeys, which are all characters from the 2008 Speed Racer film. Unlike the traditional codex, this one only displays the Common and Very Rare, as the Rare versions of this set of figures have no in-game distinction.

Notably, the area has multiple real-world advertisements plastered on billboards and walls.

== Rooms ==

=== [[Royalton Industries Building]] ===
The Royalton Industries Building is a large building in the northeast of the Royalton Racing Complex. It has various rooms including a slide-viewing room, a vehicle development room which holds information on the Speed Racer Funkeys, and Cannonball Taylor's Player's Lounge.

=== [[Racer Motors]] ===
Racer Motors is the game room of [[Speed Racer]]. It houses Racer Motor's Storeroom, [[Speed Racer's Grand Prix]], and [[Speed Racer's Pinball]].

=== [[Racer X Garage]] ===
Racer X Garage is the game room of [[Racer X]]. It houses Racer X Depot and [[Racer X Rumble]].

=== [[Team Hydracell Den]] ===
Team Hydracell Den is the game room of [[Snake Oiler]]. It houses The Snake Pit and [[Snake Oiler's Casa Christo 5000]].

=== [[Trixie's Heli-pad]] ===
Trixie's Heli-pad is the game room of [[Trixie]]. It houses Trixie's Boutique and [[Trixie's Helicopter Rescue]].

=== [[Chim-Chim's Treehouse]] ===
Chim-Chim's Treehouse is the game room of [[Chim-Chim]]. It houses Chim-Chim's Emporium and [[Chim-Chim's Cookie Caper]].

=== [[Cannonball Taylor's Player's Lounge]] ===
Cannonball Taylor's Player Lounge is the game room of [[Cannonball Taylor]]. It houses Cannonball's Cache and [[Cannonball Taylor's Grand Prix]].

=== [[Togokahn Motors]] ===
Togokahn Motors is the game room of [[Taejo]]. It houses Taejo's Vault and [[Taejo's Casa Christo 5000]].

== Shops ==

=== Con's Custom Cars ===

=== Postcards ===

== Cleaning Stations ==

=== Emergency Track Vehicle ===

== Funkeys ==
* [[Speed Racer]]
* [[Chim-Chim]]
* [[Trixie]]
* [[Racer X]]
* [[Cannonball Taylor]]
* [[Snake Oiler]]
* [[Taejo]] (Unreleased)
* [[E. P. Royalton (Figure)|E. P. Royalton]] (Unreleased)
* [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]] (Unreleased)

== Trivia ==
* The Royalton Racing Complex is the first zone not to be accessed using a Portal; the second and last realm to do this is the Hidden Realm.
* This zone is the only one not to feature some goal or storyline to complete, a choice made both because Radica wanted to keep the Funkeys world separated from all licensed sets and because the owners of the Speed Racer IP wanted the realm to closely follow the movie's character designs and storyline.

== History ==
'''[[Speed Racer (Update)|2.x]]:''' Introduced.

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D.C. Heroes (Update)

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'''D.C. Heroes''' is the canceled sixth expansion to U.B. Funkeys.

== Planned Content ==

The D.C. expansion was initially going to consist of two distinct waves of licensed figures, each one based on heroes and villains from D.C.'s comic book universe. Wave 1 of the expansion was planned to feature Batman, Joker, the Flash, and Superman. The second wave was to be released some time after, featuring Wonder Woman, Mr. Freeze, Aquaman, and Green Lantern, presumably having their game rooms featured inside the previously established wave's zones. All four of the Wave 1 figures were gong to have distinct locations based on iconic D.C. settings; for instance, Batman would feature a Gotham City map, which would presumably house his game room.

Like the Speed Racer set, the characters would be featured in multiple rarities, but unlike the previous licensed set which only changed the figure's facial expressions and added glossy or glittery finishes, D.C.'s figures would feature various outfits and forms that the characters displayed in the source material, ranging from Joker's red-hooded costume to the Flash being mid-run, surrounded by bolts. Some figures, such as Superman, would come with cape accessories; because D.C. was planned to be released before Paradox Green, this would have made this expansion the first to feature physical accessories for the toys themselves.

Arkadium developed a number of games that the D.C. expansion would have used for its released figures. The zones for the expansion also reportedly made it to an early design concept phase, but did not make it much further.

=== Zones ===
* 4 unnamed D.C. zones

=== Funkeys ===
* [[Aquaman]]
* [[Batman]]
* [[Flash]]
* [[Green Lantern]]
* [[Joker]]
* [[Mr. Freeze]]
* [[Superman]]
* [[Wonder Woman]]

== Cancellation ==

D.C. was, by [[Jeff Bruneau|Jeff]]'s words, difficult to work with. One of the demands set by D.C. was to feature unique transitions showcasing any D.C. Funkey replacing the current playable character, as they did not want to imply that other characters- be it U.B. or other playable D.C. heroes- were turning into one another. Implementing unique animations for each character being placed on the hub was apparently a very difficult process to work with. D.C. further intervened with the designs of the figures, which is a likely reason as to why many of the renders and prototype figures for this update's characters showcase many drastic facial redesigns.

While the D.C. update was still in production during the development of [[Hidden Realm (Update)|Hidden Realm]]- hence an unfinished CGI commercial showcasing the two updates simultaneously- complications between Radica and D.C. compounded on the game's increasing pressure to maintain its sales figures led to the update's complete cancellation. It is unknown who- if anyone- owns the surviving physical prototypes of the figures showcased at conventions.

== Trivia ==
* Not counting the base game, this update would have featured the most new zones in any update, as each character in wave 1 would feature in a unique mini-zone based on their home turf.
* If each zone were counted separately, each would have only 1 to 2 Funkeys, making them the least populated zones in the game. Counting all of the zones as one would ironically make them the most populated zones by the release of wave 2, surpassing [[Funkeystown]]'s total of 7 tribes and tying with [[Royalton Racing Complex]]'s original planned total of 8 (if counting [[Tach]]).

Funkey Fighters

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'''Funkey Fighters''' is a [[Multiplayer Game|multiplayer game]] located in the [[Hidden Realm|Hidden Realm's]] [[Oni Dojo]]. It is accessible to the [[Singe]], [[Raj]], [[Yang]], [[Bomble]], [[Maul]], and [[Nectar]] tribes.

[[File:Funkey_fight_prew.jpg|thumb|Funkey Fighters' preview.]]

== Instructions ==

''Built by the [[Oni]] to keep their Oni warriors ready for battle, only recently has the Oni dojo been opened to other warrior Funkeys. Do you have what it takes to be the champion of the Oni dojo?''

''Use the arrow keys control direction, Z to Strike, X to Kick, and C to headbutt. Wait for your power meter to fill and try your Funkey's special moves displayed at the bottom of the screen!''

== Special Moves ==
Each character has two special moves, activated using a specific key combination. These include:
* Singe: Mui Caliente (Down, Right, Z), Vicious Breath (Left, Left, Right)
* Raj: Kitty's Got Claws (Down, Left, Right, Z), Hairball (Down, Right, Z)
* Yang: Duality (Down, Down, Up), Stars (Down, Right, Z)
* Bomble: A Delicious Bass (Left, Right, Z), Big Foot (Right, Left, Right)
* Maul: Button Boomerang (Left, Right, Z), Needlework (Right, Right, Right)
* Nectar: Hive Bomber (Down, Down, Down, Z), Sticky Situation (Left, Down, Right)

== [[Coins]] ==
* At 500 points, you will receive 16 coins.
* At 1,500 points, you will receive 32 coins.
* At 2,500 points, you will receive 64 coins.
* At 5,000 points, you will receive 88 coins.
* At 7,500 points, you will receive 96 coins.
* At 10,000 points, you will receive 250 coins.

== Rewards ==
* At 5,000 points, you will receive the Sparring Dummy be able to play Funkey Fighters in your [[Crib|Crib's]] Gameroom.
* At 7,500 points, you will receive a [[trophy]] for Funkey Fighters. This trophy differs based on which Funkey you are playing as.
* At 10,000 points, you will receive an item dependant on what Funkey you play as. Items include:
** Singe Flames (for Singe)
** Tiger Skin Wallpaper (for Raj)
** Large Yang Propaganda Poster (for Yang)
** Ice Walls (for Bomble)
** Maul patch (for Maul)
** Nectarcomb (for Nectar)
* After beating Funkey Fighters with all six characters, you will receive the Hidden Realm [[Gem]].
<gallery>
File:ffst.png|Singe's trophy.
File:ffrt.png|Raj's trophy.
File:ffyt.png|Yang's trophy.
File:ffbt.png|Bomble's trophy.
File:ffmt.png|Maul's trophy.
File:ffnt.png|Nectar's trophy.
</gallery>

== Trivia ==
* Funkey Fighters is the only game with multiple trophies.
* Funkey Fighters is also the only game that can be accessed by more than one tribe of Funkeys.
* [[Jeff Bruneau]] stated in an [[Jeff Bruneau Interview|interview]] that it would have eventually been possible for every Funkey to access this game, each with special moves of their own; for instance, [[Mulch]] would be able to use the windmill jetpack accessory to blow away foes, while [[Boggle]] would have been able to shoot lasers from its eyes.

[[Category:Games]] [[Category:Hidden Realm]]

Bandit

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| colspan="2" | [[File:Bandit.png|250px|center]]
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| Series
| Unknown
|-
| Zone
| Unknown
|-
| Game Room
| Unknown
|-
| Game
| Unknown
|-
| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Bandit''' is an unreleased Funkey.

== Design ==
Bandit would have been based on a racoon. It would have a shaggy face with thin whiskers, as well as a large tuft of fur on its stomach. Common Bandit would have been grey, Rare would have been orange, and Very Rare would have been green.

== Trivia ==
* Very little for Bandit beyond its concept was developed.
* Despite having little to no development, sprites exist within the files for Bandit. As such, it can rarely appear as a spectator in the [[Royalton Racing Complex]] and its [[Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands|grandstands]].
* No physical prototype or model of Bandit is known to exist.
* An [[Jeff Bruneau Interview|interview with Jeff Bruneau]] confirms that Bandit was planned to appear in Hidden Realm; Bandit was replaced with Raj, leaving him permanently unused.

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Bandit Color Spec.jpg
</gallery>

== History ==
'''[[Speed Racer (Update)|2.x]]:''' Sprite introduced in the grandstands of the [[Royalton Racing Complex]].

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Unreleased Content]]

Yang

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| colspan="2" | [[File:Yang.png|250px|center]]
|-
| Series
| [[Hidden Realm (Update)|Hidden Realm]]
|-
| Zone
| [[Hidden Realm]]
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| Game Room
| [[Oni Dojo]]
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| Game
| [[Funkey Fighters]]
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| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Yang''' is a Funkey released with the [[Hidden Realm (Update)|Hidden Realm]] expansion. The Yang tribe is native to the [[Hidden Realm]].

== Design ==

The Yang are named after the yin-yang, a symbol for Taoism. Their face is made up of this symbol, with the logo's dots replaced by standard Funkey eyes. The left half of the face has a large eyebrow to make Yang look angry. Their ears are black, and the back of their head feature's a warrior ponytail hairstyle. The Yang wear outfits that have stars surrounding their heads and the middle of their chest area.

Common Yang wear dark green suits with red accents and yellow stars. The Rares are the same, but with a dark red costume. The Very Rare of this figure replaces all colors with blacks and whites, except that the yellow stars are now red, and notably inverts the colors of the yin-yang face, and the eyes and eyebrow inside it.

== In-Game Description ==
The Yang believe that they are the most balanced of all Funkeys, and practice the ancient discipline of Funk Shui in order to maintain this balance. Funk Shui teaches that equilibrium is achieved when divergent polarities cancel each other out. For every act of kindness they perform, they must do something cruel. For every joke they tell to make Funkeys laugh, they must tell a tragic tale to make Funkeys cry. They do exhaustive research on a topic, than act on whim. After a very spicy dinner is eaten, a very sweet desert must be consumed as well! Their favorite song of all time is ‘You Gotta Be Cruel to Be Kind’!

The desire for inner balance has also led to the organization of balance among the Yang as a tribe under a system the Yang call communalism. The collective ownership of property and the organization of labor for the common advantage of all are the key ideas of communalism. This community balance makes it so that no individual Yang is wealthier, more famous, or more powerful than any of their fellow Yang comrades, every Yang is equal.

However, equal does not mean balanced. If the Yang only followed this system of communalism, this could possibly lead to an entirely peaceful tribe, which to the Yang would be out of balance according to the practice of Funk Shui. If there is peace, there must be conflict.

The Yang have chosen to fight in King Sidd’s Oni Dojo in order to provide this conflict. The Yang believe that constant individual combat in the Oni Dojo combined with peaceful equality of their communalism will provide balance and allow them to better achieve the goal of total Funk Shui.

While the Yang believe they are in perfect balance, most other Funkeys think the Yang are just plain unpredictable, one minute they are hot tempered, rude and aggressive, and the next minute, they are happy, polite and peaceful. You just never know what reaction you will get when you’re dealing with a Yang!

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal (Green) - 260
* Rare (Red) - 264
* Very Rare (Black) - 271

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Yang
*If a Funkey loses its balance, a Yang can always find it.
*Funk Shui teaches if there is peace there must be conflict. Also if there is ice cream there must be hot fudge.
*We Yang are not scientists, but we believe that for every action, there must be an equal and opposite reaction.
*Try to guess which I am today, naughty or nice.
*All things being equal, being a well-balanced Yang is unequaled!
To [[U.B.]]
*U.B., to a Yang, life is like riding a bicycle; balance is everything.
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*Master Lox, you counter balance all the good in Terrapinia. Well done.
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*I could give you my coins, Henchman, but then I'd have to steal them back.
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*Mr. Mayor, as a Yang I find Funkeystown imbalanced; too many happy Funkeys.
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*With as little work as you do, Jerry, you'll never be a Communalist.
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*As a believer in communalism, you should collect your own coconuts half of the time, Your Majesty.
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*You want coconuts, not coins, Native? And they say Yang are unpredictable...

== Trivia ==
* Funk Shui is a reference to the concept of Feng Shui, a Chinese system that governs spatial arrangement and orientation in relation to the flow of energy, or qi. Feng Shui is taken into account when designing buildings or decorating rooms.
* The Yang's system of "communalism" is a reference to the social system of communism, which China governs under.
* Further referencing China is their Rare color, which references the country's flag, down to the organization of the yellow stars on the red outfit.

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:GroupShot.jpg|Yang on display with various Paradox Green and unreleased Adventure Pack Funkeys
</gallery>

== History ==
'''[[Hidden Realm (Update)|4.0]]:''' Introduced.

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Hidden Realm]]

Yang

2024-04-24T18:31:26Z

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
! colspan="2" | Yang
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Yang.png|250px|center]]
|-
| Series
| [[Hidden Realm (Update)|Hidden Realm]]
|-
| Zone
| [[Hidden Realm]]
|-
| Game Room
| [[Oni Dojo]]
|-
| Game
| [[Funkey Fighters]]
|-
| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Yang''' is a Funkey released with the [[Hidden Realm (Update)|Hidden Realm]] expansion. The Yang tribe is native to the [[Hidden Realm]].

== Design ==

The Yang are named after the yin-yang, a symbol for Taoism. Their face is made up of this symbol, with the logo's dots replaced by standard Funkey eyes. The left half of the face has a large eyebrow to make Yang look angry. Their ears are black, and the back of their head feature's a warrior ponytail hairstyle. The Yang wear outfits that have stars surrounding their heads and the middle of their chest area.

Common Yang wear dark green suits with red accents and yellow stars. The Rares are the same, but with a dark red costume. The Very Rare of this figure replaces all colors with blacks and whites, and notably inverts the colors of the yin-yang face, and the eyes and eyebrow inside it.

== In-Game Description ==
The Yang believe that they are the most balanced of all Funkeys, and practice the ancient discipline of Funk Shui in order to maintain this balance. Funk Shui teaches that equilibrium is achieved when divergent polarities cancel each other out. For every act of kindness they perform, they must do something cruel. For every joke they tell to make Funkeys laugh, they must tell a tragic tale to make Funkeys cry. They do exhaustive research on a topic, than act on whim. After a very spicy dinner is eaten, a very sweet desert must be consumed as well! Their favorite song of all time is ‘You Gotta Be Cruel to Be Kind’!

The desire for inner balance has also led to the organization of balance among the Yang as a tribe under a system the Yang call communalism. The collective ownership of property and the organization of labor for the common advantage of all are the key ideas of communalism. This community balance makes it so that no individual Yang is wealthier, more famous, or more powerful than any of their fellow Yang comrades, every Yang is equal.

However, equal does not mean balanced. If the Yang only followed this system of communalism, this could possibly lead to an entirely peaceful tribe, which to the Yang would be out of balance according to the practice of Funk Shui. If there is peace, there must be conflict.

The Yang have chosen to fight in King Sidd’s Oni Dojo in order to provide this conflict. The Yang believe that constant individual combat in the Oni Dojo combined with peaceful equality of their communalism will provide balance and allow them to better achieve the goal of total Funk Shui.

While the Yang believe they are in perfect balance, most other Funkeys think the Yang are just plain unpredictable, one minute they are hot tempered, rude and aggressive, and the next minute, they are happy, polite and peaceful. You just never know what reaction you will get when you’re dealing with a Yang!

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal (Green) - 260
* Rare (Red) - 264
* Very Rare (Black) - 271

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Yang
*If a Funkey loses its balance, a Yang can always find it.
*Funk Shui teaches if there is peace there must be conflict. Also if there is ice cream there must be hot fudge.
*We Yang are not scientists, but we believe that for every action, there must be an equal and opposite reaction.
*Try to guess which I am today, naughty or nice.
*All things being equal, being a well-balanced Yang is unequaled!
To [[U.B.]]
*U.B., to a Yang, life is like riding a bicycle; balance is everything.
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*Master Lox, you counter balance all the good in Terrapinia. Well done.
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*I could give you my coins, Henchman, but then I'd have to steal them back.
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*Mr. Mayor, as a Yang I find Funkeystown imbalanced; too many happy Funkeys.
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*With as little work as you do, Jerry, you'll never be a Communalist.
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*As a believer in communalism, you should collect your own coconuts half of the time, Your Majesty.
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*You want coconuts, not coins, Native? And they say Yang are unpredictable...

== Trivia ==
* Funk Shui is a reference to the concept of Feng Shui, a Chinese system that governs spatial arrangement and orientation in relation to the flow of energy, or qi. Feng Shui is taken into account when designing buildings or decorating rooms.
* The Yang's system of "communalism" is a reference to the social system of communism, which China governs under.
* Further referencing China is their Rare color, which references the country's flag, down to the organization of the yellow stars on the red outfit.

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:GroupShot.jpg|Yang on display with various Paradox Green and unreleased Adventure Pack Funkeys
</gallery>

== History ==
'''[[Hidden Realm (Update)|4.0]]:''' Introduced.

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Hidden Realm]]

Xener

2024-04-24T18:26:50Z

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
! colspan="2" | Xener
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Xener.png|250px|center]]
|-
| Series
| Base Game
|-
| Zone
| [[Laputta Station]]
|-
| Game Room
| [[Xener Landing]]
|-
| Game
| [[Invasion!!!]]
|-
| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Xener''' is a Funkey released with the base game. The Xener tribe is native to [[Laputta Station]].

== Design ==

Xener are based on typical depictions of Martians, or little green men. Xener have wide, oval-shaped, featureless eyes. They have a quark symbol on their head, and are suited in gray and black jumpsuits. Common Xener have green skin, while Rare Xener have red and Very Rare Xener have black- making the symbol on their head very hard to see.

== In-Game Description ==
Xener means traveler in Funkey. In the late 40th century, Funkeys were obsessed with space travel. They spent millions of coins on missions that accomplished very little. The last flight mission crashed and remains intact to remind them of this frivolous program but the Xener still believe that space travel is the final frontier.

It was the Xener experience with travel that helped the Guild of Master Technicians build the first portals. Their intention was to boldly go where no Funkey had gone before – the furthest reaches of space. But they found the portals ill equipped to reach that far. An unexpected benefit was using these portals for travel throughout Terrapinia.

Now the Xener spend most of their time playing space video games, honing their skills for one day, they will return to space.

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal (Green) - 53
* Rare (Red) - 57
* Very Rare (Black) - 58

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Xener
*Give me wide open outer space any day.
*Space: just another Funkey frontier.
*Xener go boldly where no Funkey has gone before!
*Space is the place for this Funkey!
*I'm a space cadet and proud of it!
To [[U.B.]]
*Hello U.B. Are you interested in becoming a space cadet, like me?
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*Master Lox! Now I REALLY wish I was on a planet far, far away!
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*Sorry, Henchman, but all my funds go to the Funkeys' Space Program.
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*Mayor, have you had time to review my "Space Ladder" proposal?
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*Sorry Jerry, you're just too spacey, even for me!
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*If you're the "Pineapple King," then why do all your followers go around collecting coconuts?
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*Did you know that the first Xener Space Craft were made from coconuts, my Native friend? At the time, it was very expensive.

== Trivia ==
* When talking to a Native, the Xener describe that their first space crafts were built from coconuts. This references the Coconut 1, the ark that all of the other Natives took to jettison their people into deep space in search of new lands. Whether or not there is a significance to this connection is unknown, but the Xener are referred to in the Native's codex entry.
* In one of the early commercials for U.B. Funkeys, a Xener is erroneously depicted with its usual mouth replaced by a goatee. This may have been an effort to create a new mouth rig for the model for the sake of the Xener's speaking role in that commercial.

== History ==
'''Base Game:''' Introduced.
[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Laputta Station]]

Webley

2024-04-24T18:21:43Z

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
! colspan="2" | Webley
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Webley.png|250px|center]]
|-
| Series
| [[Funkiki Island (Update)|Funkiki Island]]
|-
| Zone
| [[Funkiki Island]]
|-
| Game Room
| [[Webley Outpost]]
|-
| Game
| [[Fly Catcher]]
|-
| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Webley''' is a Funkey released with the [[Funkiki Island (Update)|Funkiki Island]] expansion. The Webley tribe is native to [[Funkiki Island]].

== Design ==

The Webley are tarantula Funkeys with shaggy, hairy bodies that only reveal their gray skin at the ends of their limbs. They have a cluster of purple eyes, and a purple spider logo on their chests. They also have huge spider fangs which feature rounded hair that easily resembles a more traditional pair of ovular eyes.

Common Webley are gray, Rare Webley are blue, and Very Rare Webley are white.

== In-Game Description ==
Don’t let their hairy scary appearance lead you astray, the Webley are a highly intelligent and creative tribe of legendary inventors and explorers. In fact, the Webley have patents and trademarks on more inventions and have discovered more lands than anyone else in Terrapinia. Most famous of them is the World Wide Web, invented by one particularly hairy scary Webley called Ali Gory. Ali was known for his wildly wicked and way out stories and tales. His World Wild Web, spun entirely by his mind, is the cornerstone of all Funkeys communication. Many of today’s technologies spun out from Ali’s web creation including web phones, web travel, web mail, and web voting (a particular favorite of Ali’s).

But soon after the creation of web advertising, the Webley started to become disillusioned with the high tech, fast paced, hustle and bustle of Funkeys Town. They sent their great explorer, Captain Brock Loosetoe, to find a remote island where the Webley could relocate, away from all technology, when he discovered Funkiki Island and its native inhabitants, he knew it was the place.

On Funkiki Island, the Webley have become outdoorsy. Using their webs as ropes, sails, and various other tools, the Webley now live a subsistent existence in an outpost deep in the jungles of Funkiki Island. They only use natural fibers, spun by themselves, catch all their own food and have become the vocal caretakers of the planet. In order to raise funds for their cause, they conduct jungle tours, catering to only the most courageous Funkey travelers.

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal (Gray) - 92
* Rare (Blue) - 93
* Very Rare (White) - 94

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Webley
*Captain Brock Loosetoe is a hero to all Funkeys with compound eyes.
*The story of Ali Gory spinning the FunkeyNet is a little sticky.
*We have invented more inventions than Dr. Tinker...almost.
*Ali Gory for Funkey President!
*Webley spun the first World Wide Web!
To [[U.B.]]
*Remember to be careful around Terrapinia, U.B. Not all Funkeys who spin webs are Webleys.
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*Master Lox! You really know how to crash a Webley's system!
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*I suppose you want my coins, Henchman? What Funkey carries coins anymore? That's so dial-up.
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*Mr. Mayor. I want to set up an appointment to talk to you about opening a new "Webley Cafe" in Funkeystown.
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*Jerry, remember to boot me up with any of those Funkey explorers who want to weave through the web of the Funkiki jungle.
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*Hello, Big Chief Pineapple. Taking a break from the tribe?
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*No coconuts today, island buddy. But next time I'm deep in the heart of the Funkiki jungle, I'll snare you a webful.

== Trivia ==
* The Webley known as Ali Gory is a reference to Vice President Al Gore, who once claimed that he invented the Internet.
* The Webley known as Brock Loosetoe could be a reference to French explorer Jacques Cousteau.

== History ==
'''[[Funkiki Island (Update)|2.0]]:''' Introduced.
[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Funkiki Island]]

Wasabi

2024-04-24T18:19:32Z

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! colspan="2" | Wasabi
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Wasabi.png|250px|center]]
|-
| Series
| Base Game
|-
| Zone
| [[Magma Gorge]]
|-
| Game Room
| [[Wasabi Pagoda]]
|-
| Game
| [[Shuriken Master]]
|-
| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Wasabi''' is a Funkey released with the base game. The Wasabi tribe is native to [[Magma Gorge]].

== Design ==

The Wasabi are based on stereotypical media depictions of ninjas. They have a red star on the top of their costume, which reveals only their black eyes and a bit of their white skin. Their outfit has a red belt and black robe endings on its middle, and their left arm is equipped with a shuriken. The Wasabi also have black lines between their face and suit, which may either be eyebrows or a part of their logo.

Common Wasabi are dressed in black, while Rares are blue and Very Rares are white.

== In-Game Description ==
Naturally stealthy and skilled in the ancient art of Funk-Fu the Wasabi are extremely secretive and rarely speak. Always appearing silent and composed, their aloofness is often misunderstood and sometimes feared by their fellow Funkeys.

The Wasabi do nothing to dispel this image. Preferring to keep to themselves, they are in perfect harmony of mind and body. Honesty, self discipline and respectful behavior are their core values. They are often deep in meditation, studying ancient scrolls, painting and sculpting or engaged in rigorous exercises to hone their fighting skills.

Wasabi physical feats are those of legend including stories of walking up walls and on water, and extended levitation. No one has ever challenged a Wasabi and lived to tell the tale.

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal (Black) - 47
* Rare (Blue) - 48
* Very Rare (White) - 49

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Wasabi
*Most Funkeys fear the Wasabi and their Funk Fu powers.
*Funk Fu teaches to avoid a fight at all costs - then kick serious butt.
*In battle, Wasabi are like the wind: before you know what happened we've mussed your hair.
*Don't bother me, I'm meditating.
*An ancient Wasabi saying: "Mess with a master of Funk Fu and the outcome will not be good for you."
To [[U.B.]]
*The greatest victory is the battle NOT fought, young U.B...although kicking Goya tail is pretty satisfying.
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*If it is time to confront my destiny, Master Lox, then so be it.
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*Wasabi have no need for money, tax collector. The Ancient Funkey teachings say we should only use credit cards.
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*The honorable Mayor Sayso. I bow to you and your office.
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*Island Jerry. Wasabi find your lack of [sic]
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*My sword and I are at your service, oh Great Tropical Chief, if you ever need anything sliced, diced or flaked.
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*I have no coconuts, island citizen. They are too tough a nuts to crack, even for thoses who study Funk-Fu.

== History ==
'''Base Game:''' Introduced.

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Magma Gorge]]

Waggs

2024-04-24T18:17:25Z

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
! colspan="2" | Waggs
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Waggs.png|250px|center]]
|-
| Series
| [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]]
|-
| Zone
| [[Funkeystown]]
|-
| Game Room
| [[Waggs University]]
|-
| Game
| [[Wagg-Words]]
|-
| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Waggs''' is a Funkey released with the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion. The Waggs tribe is native to [[Funkeystown]].

== Design ==

The Waggs are based on beagle dogs. They have glimmering, huge eyes, the one on their left being blue while the other is gray. They have shiny noses, defined eyebrows, freckled lips, and a pink tongue that sticks out to the side. Waggs wear bone collars, and have tiny tails on their rears.

Common Waggs is white, with brown spots. Rare Waggs is black with white spots. Very Rare Waggs is the same white as the Common, but with purple spots.

== In-Game Description ==
The Waggs are the most faithful friend that any Funkey could have. With their tails constantly wagging, they seem as if they have no care in the world, but in truth, they are fiercely loyal to their companions, and will always defend a Funkey in danger.

Despite their funny chin whiskers, shaggy fur and bouncy gate, The Waggs are born leaders. They often rise to prestigious posts in Funkey corporations. The have almost endless energy going from one issue to the next until they solve every problem they encounter. To keep up this energy, the Waggs often spend much time in the gym, and while they are known for their passion for all sports, they especially love jumping thru hoops. It's not uncommon to see a Waggs jumping thru many hoops at a time.

Because of their natural leadership abilities and endless enthusiasm, the Waggs have set up the premier pet training school in Funkeystown, the University for the Soft and Cuddly or USC. Graduating pets from USC hope to earn a coveted MBA (Master Barking Ability) degree. The Waggs instructors teach that anything that is worth saying once is worth saying 3 times! You can always tell a graduate from USC, because they tend to speak in threes. Arf, Arf, Arf!

The Waggs students from USC have a friendly, if sometimes competitive rivalry with the students of Our Lucky Lady University. While the [[Lucky]] tend to focus on academics, the Waggs students tend to focus all their attention on creating sports programs. The result is a school that tends to dominate Funkeys sports and a USC curriculum that focuses mostly on simple spelling exercises.

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal (Brown) - 171
* Rare (Black) - 184
* Very Rare (Purple) - 197

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Waggs
*Everything good comes in 3's...arf, arf, arf!
*Wanna play catch?! Do ya?! Do ya?
*If my tail's not a Waggin', then this Wagg must be draggin'!
*I'm a proud graduate of USC -The University of the Soft and Cuddly!
*Waggs are a Funkey's best friend.
To [[U.B.]]
*U.B, I find that if you wag your tail and most Funkeys, they'll wave back...unless they don't have a tail, but I think you know what I'm saying.
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*I may be soft and cuddly, Master Lox, but mess with me and I'll become an attack Funkey real fast!
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*See how my tail stopped wagging, Tax 'Bot? That means I am not happy.
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*Mayor Sayso, I'm so happy to see you! Could you tell?
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*Hi Jerry. I'm going to nominate you to become an honorary Wagg. After all, you already have the Funkey Fleas!
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*Your Highness, the Pineapple King.
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*Yes Islander, I have one coconut. Can we play fetch?! Huh? Can we?! Huh?! Please, please, please...

== Trivia ==
* Rare Waggs may be an inversion of a Dalmatian's traditional colors, being black with white spots instead of white with black spots.

== History ==
'''[[Update 3.0|3.0]]:''' Introduced.

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Funkeystown]]

Vroom

2024-04-24T18:14:09Z

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
! colspan="2" | Vroom
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Vroom.png|250px|center]]
|-
| Series
| Base Game
|-
| Zone
| [[Laputta Station]]
|-
| Game Room
| [[Room de Vroom]]
|-
| Game
| [[Super Vroom-Ball]]
|-
| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Vroom''' is a Funkey released with the base game. The Vroom tribe is native to [[Laputta Station]].

== Design ==

The Vroom are simple Funkeys with red limbs and four white stars on their chests. There is a red star logo under their left black eye. Common vroom is blue, Rare Vroom is olive green, and Very Rare Vroom is black.

== In-Game Description ==
The Vroom have an instinctive love for anything fast and dangerous. Their natural mechanical skills and enthusiasm for showing off have given them the reputation of being the most daring of all of the Funkeys. The Vroom only reinforce this reputation by constantly performing what appear to be ever increasingly dangerous feats, when in fact these stunts are carefully choreographed and practiced with safety in mind.

Most Vroom perform their stunts purely for the love of the stunt itself, and often do so before a cheering audience of their fellow Funkeys. They constructed a giant arena, called the Room De Vroom, on Laputta Station for their performances.

The Deuce work hard at being "deuce", but the Vroom are just naturally cool.

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal (Blue) - 68
* Rare (Olive) - 69
* Very Rare (Black) - 70

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Vroom
*A Vroom doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear"...or "recalcitrant."
*Don't miss my big show at the Room de Vroom!
*Go ahead, I dare you to dare me. I double dare you to dare me!
*"Danger" is my middle name. It was Herbert, but I changed it.
*Life is a race, so put the pedal to the metal and grab your socks!
To [[U.B.]]
*Take a tip from this Vroom, U.B: practice makes perfect...and it's fun!
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*Master Lox! For my newest stunt, watch me disappear! I'm outta here!
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*A Tax 'Bot take a Vroom's coins? Now that is a stunt I'd like to see.
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*No time to talk Mr. Mayor, practice makes a perfect Vroom, so I gotta dash!
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*Jer! Don't forget, we're going cliff diving at Funkipoco next week. I'll dive, you'll tan, it'll be great!
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*The Pineapple King! Just the ruler I was looking for. I think jumping your Funkiki Volcano would be one hot stunt.
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*No Vroom for coconuts, islander. Have keep the weight down so I can go, go, go!

== History ==
'''Base Game:''' Introduced.

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Laputta Station]]

Vlurp

2024-04-24T18:12:45Z

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
! colspan="2" | Vlurp
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Vlurp.png|250px|center]]
|-
| Series
| [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]]
|-
| Zone
| [[Nightmare Rift]]
|-
| Game Room
| [[Vlurp Keep]]
|-
| Game
| [[Perplexing Paths]]
|-
| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Vlurp''' is a Funkey released with the [[Dream States (Update)|Dream States]] expansion. The Vlurp tribe is native to [[Nightmare Rift]].

== Design ==

The Vlurp are based on vampires. They have white skin, with triangular hair, thick eyebrows, and a wide smirk with two fangs, the leftmost one having a spatter of food on it. The Vlurp wear refined tuxedos. Common Vlurp have black clothes and hair, with red eyes. The Rare version is still mainly black, but is accented green. Very Rare Vlurp inverts most of the red and black colors on the Common.

== In-Game Description ==
Often feared for their fiendish fangs and ferocious features, the Vlurp are some of the most misunderstood Funkeys in Terrapinia. Rather than being brooding vicious friends, the Vlurp are in fact strict vegetarians who prefer nothing more than a good salad and a glass of tomato juice! This misconception, which causes the irrational fear of the Vlurp in most other Funkeys, drives the Vlurp absolutely batty!

The only Funkeys that the Vlurp have managed to convince of their true gentle nature are the Sprout. Being strict vegetarians, Vlurp share the Sprout’s love of gardening, and have formed a strong, if unlikely friendship.

However, while the Sprout are the most accomplished gardeners of all Funkeys, the Vlurp are hands down the worst! The Vlurp prefer to live in harsh cold environments, and have an irrational fear of the sun, which of course are not good conditions for growing vegetables!

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal (Grey) - 168
* Rare (Green) - 181
* Very Rare (Red) - 194

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Vlurp
*I know I look scary, but have you ever looked in a mirror?
*I have a face only a Sprout could love.
*When the moon is full, I roam around the graveyard and...garden.
*This sun is brutal. I'm really more of a night Funkey.
*I vant to drink your...tomato juice!
To [[U.B.]]
*Don't be afraid; U.B. LOOKING scary and actually BEING scary don't always go together.
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*Master Lox! You are the scariest Funkey of them all!
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*Get lost Tax Collector before I use my fangs on you like a can opener.
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*I want to volunteer for community service, Mr. Mayor. Give me something I can really sink my fangs into and make a difference.
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*You sit out in the sun all day? Jerry, that's the scariest thing this Vlurp has ever heard!
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*The famous Pineapple King! You must share with me some of your tropical gardening tips.
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*Coconuts? Sorry Mr. Native, I gave them up ever since I chipped a fang on one.

== Trivia ==
* The vegetarian diets of the Vlurp may be a reference to the Bunnicula series of children's novels.

== History ==
'''[[Update 3.0|3.0]]:''' Introduced.

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Nightmare Rift]]

Twinx

2024-04-24T18:08:58Z

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
! colspan="2" | Twinx
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Twinx.png|250px|center]]
|-
| Series
| Base Game
|-
| Zone
| [[Kelpy Basin]]
|-
| Game Room
| [[Twinx Haven]]
|-
| Game
| [[Twinx Dream]]
|-
| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Twinx''' is a Funkey released with the base game. The Twinx tribe is native to [[Kelpy Basin]].

== Design ==

The Twinx are simple Funkeys with purple ears, hands, and body accents. They have wide, starry white eyes, a purple star with smaller star shapes inside, and huge, sparkly eyes. Common Twinx are yellow, Rare Twinx are blue, and Very Rare Twinx are white.

== In-Game Description ==
Twinx means “star” in the native Funkey language, and the Twinx embody this word. They have achieved celebrity status in Terrapinia.

Like the Amazons on Earth, the Twinx are all female. But don’t let their beauty fool you. The Twinx are a strong & proud race. Legend has it that the Twinx captured all the powers of the moon and the stars in their big beautiful eyes.

The Twinx shimmer with the energy of the entire Funkey galaxy. You can see it in their captivating and hypnotic eyes. But the energy that went in can also come out. The Twinx could change the world in the blink of an eye.

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal (Yellow) - 35
* Rare (Blue) - 36
* Very Rare (White) - 37

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Twinx
*When you talk about the Funkey moon, the Twinx have eyes on it.
*Can Twinx help it if we have true "star power?"
*Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Pick another reason.
*No autographs, please. Give a Twinx her privacy.
*All the Funkey astronomers say I have beautiful eyes.
To [[U.B.]]
*Oh U.B., you are so sweet. I can't wait until you're old enough to adore me!
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*Oh my goodness, Master Lox! I'd be more than happy to sign an autograph for you.
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*I'm a star, Henchman. I don't pay for anything, even taxes.
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*Mayor Sayso. I wanted to talk with you about polishing my star on the Funkeystown Walk of the Famous.
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*Well, hello Jerry. I just LOVE a Funkey who appreciates heavenly bodies.
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*I always felt at home in your Kingdom, your Majesty with all the other stars shining so bright.
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*I must've left my coconuts in my other purse, but you and your Native friends couldgaze [sic] into my eyes if it would make you feel better.

== History ==
'''Base Game:''' Introduced.

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Kelpy Basin]]

Trixie

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! colspan="2" | Trixie
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| colspan="2" | [[File:Trixie.jpg|250px|center]]
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| Series
| [[Speed Racer (Update)|Speed Racer]]
|-
| Zone
| [[Royalton Racing Complex]]
|-
| Game Room
| [[Trixie's Heli-pad]]
|-
| Game
| [[Trixie's Helicopter Rescue]]
|-
| Rarities
| Common, Rare, Very Rare
|-
|}

'''Trixie''' is a Funkey released with the [[Speed Racer (Update)|Speed Racer]] tie-in expansion. Trixie is native to the [[Royalton Racing Complex]].

== Appearance ==

Trixie's design is based on the character of the same name from the 2008 Speed Racer film. She has black hair and a black and pink checkered racing attire, with wide, shiny black eyes. Her Rare color is metallic, and her Very Rare is metallic with happy, amber-colored eyes.

== In-Game Description ==
The first lady of fast, Trixie is not just Speed Racer’s girlfriend; she may just be racing’s biggest fan. Trixie may not be a professional racer, but growing up with the Racer family, racing is in her blood! Never backing down in the face of danger, Trixie is a confident Funkey who is unafraid to take on the world.

As Speed Racer’s main squeeze, Trixie is always ready to aid Speed in times of crisis! Whether performing search-and-rescue missions or scouting out Speed Racer’s opponents on the track, Trixie always happens to arrive in the nick of time in her custom helicopter.

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* Normal - 130
* Rare - 131
* Very Rare - 132

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Royalton Racing Complex]]

Tiki

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! colspan="2" | Tiki
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Tiki.png|250px|center]]
|-
| Series
| Base Game
|-
| Zone
| [[Kelpy Basin]]
|-
| Game Room
| [[Tiki Hut]]
|-
| Game
| [[Bounce N' Break]]
|-
| Rarities
| [[Common]], [[Rare]], [[Very Rare]]
|-
|}

'''Tiki''' is a Funkey released with the base game. The Tiki tribe is native to [[Kelpy Basin]].

== Design ==

Tiki is a Funkey that appears to be amphibious and reptilian, featuring rounded crooked teeth, seaweed over their body, as well as black markings on their left arm and right foot, and a wide-mouthed expression with white teeth. Their slit-pupiled eyes are on the bumps on their head.

Their main color motif changes from purple ([[common]]), yellow ([[rare]]) and, gray ([[very rare]]). The Rare's official figure is a much deeper, browner color than the in-game yellow.

== In-Game Description ==
The Tiki are believed to be the first Funkeys to inhabit Terrapinia. All other Funkeys evolved from the Tiki. The first Tiki crawled out of the primordial soup and walked on land over a million years ago.

Hunters and gatherers, they quickly became the dominant species. They created a thriving society, the ruins of which can still be seen in the Mesofunkey Plains. They developed the first language, writings and were prolific artists.

Tiki artifacts are highly prized by collectors. While once fierce warriors, the Tikis now live an almost Zen-like existence and despite their ferocious look, modern Tiki are vegans.

== Data Values ==
These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

* [[Common]] (Purple) - 29
* [[Rare]] (Olive/Yellow) - 30
* [[Very Rare]] (Gray) - 31

== Quotes ==
To any Funkey
*Hello! My Name Is Tiki
*The MesoFunkey Plains isn't a dance.
*We Tiki were the first Funkeys to crawl out of the primordial soup. I still find noodles in my ears.
*Have you ever seen a Boggle eat? And they call us primitive?
*Remember, Tiki are the native Funkeys, but not the naive Funkeys.
*Tiki are the O.F. - Original Funkeys.
To [[U.B.]]
*Hey kid. As part of the oldest Funkey race the one rule to always follow is: I never take advice from anybody.
To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]]
*Master Lox! Now I know how the first Tiki felt seeing a Funkeysaurus!
To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]]
*Ah! A moolah-stealing Henchman!
To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]]
*Mayor Sayso, I found some more Tiki artifacts in my attic for the Funkeystown Museum.
To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]]
*Hello, Islander Jerry. I once believed that you lead a Zen-like life, same as the Tiki, but now I realize you're just a goof-off.
To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]]
*Long live the King of all tropical Funkeys!
To [[Native (Figure)|Native]]
*Sure I have coconuts, my Native brother! What kind of Tiki would I be if I didn't carry coconuts!

== History ==
'''Base Game:''' Introduced.

[[Category:Funkeys]] [[Category:Kelpy Basin]]