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Rom/Quotes

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This page lists the in-game quotes from [[Rom]].

== To Any Funkey ==
* Hello! My Name Is ROM
* Sometimes, if I really get scared, I long for my motherboard.
* You look familiar. I know I've seen your screensaver somewhere before.
* UB Funkeys are a little "dial-up" when it comes to processing data, if you know what I mean.
* If you want the latest download, log on to the FunkeyNet. Everything else is snail mail.
* Why'd the CPU cross the road? 010 11 10101! LOL!

== To [[U.B.]] ==

== To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]] ==

== To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]] ==

== To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]] ==

== To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]] ==

== To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]] ==

== To [[Native (Figure)|Native]] ==

== To [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]] ==
Needs tested

== To [[E. P. Royalton (Figure)|E. P. Royalton]] ==
Needs tested

Twinx/Quotes

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This page lists the in-game quotes from [[Twinx]].

== To Any Funkey ==
* Hello! My Name Is Twinx
* When you talk about the Funkey moon, the Twinx have eyes on it.
* Can Twinx help it if we have true "star power?"
* Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Pick another reason.
* No autographs, please. Give a Twinx her privacy.
* All the Funkey astronomers say I have beautiful eyes.

== To [[U.B.]] ==

== To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]] ==

== To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]] ==

== To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]] ==

== To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]] ==

== To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]] ==

== To [[Native (Figure)|Native]] ==

== To [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]] ==
Needs tested

== To [[E. P. Royalton (Figure)|E. P. Royalton]] ==
Needs tested

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Get Outta My Stew!

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'''Get Outta My Stew!''' is a game located in [[Laputta Station|Laputta Station's]] [[Boggle Den]]. It is accessible to the [[Boggle]] tribe.

[[File:Stew_prew.jpg|thumb|Get Outta My Stew!'s preview.]]

== Instructions ==
''Mmmmmm.....Boggle stew. So delicious that even spiders want some! Whack the spiders before they get into your stew. If they land in your stew, you can still whack them but you must also pick out the webs they left behind or the stew will be ruined! If the soup gets too polluted and the meter fills with red, the game is over. Use your mouse to move the spoon around and click to whack the spiders and remove the webs.''

== [[Coins]] ==
* At 500 points, you will receive 10 coins.
* At 1,000 points, you will receive 20 coins.
* At 4,000 points, you will receive 40 coins.
* At 8,000 points, you will receive 60 coins.
* At 12,000 points, you will receive 80 coins.
* At 15,000 points, you will receive 100 coins.

== Rewards ==
[[File:gomst.png|thumb|Get Outta My Stew!'s trophy.]]
* At 4,000 points, you will receive the Boggle Fridge and be able to play Get Outta My Stew! in your [[Crib|Crib's]] Gameroom.
* At 8,000 points, you will receive the trophy for Get Outta My Stew!
* At 12,000 points, you will receive the Trash Compactor.
* At 100,000 cumulative points, you will receive a Laputta Station [[Gem]] Shard.

[[Category:Games]] [[Category:Laputta Station]]

Master Lox (Character)

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'''Warning: Heavy spoilers on this page!'''

'''Master Lox''' is the main antagonist of U.B. Funkeys.

== Appearance ==

== History ==
Master Lox was once a funkey by the name of Dr. Tinker. He spent his days providing for his people until he decided to try and harness the power of the [[Gnomon Tree]]. This ended in the tree having to split him into two halves in order to survive. The good half, also known as [[Doc]], decided to take it upon him self to tend to the Gnomon Tree, while the evil half went back into [[Funkeystown]] to cause [[The Great Disaster]]. He stole the gems, triggering a powerful explosion that horribly disfigured him. From that day forth, he was known as Master Lox.

== See Also ==
[[Master Lox (Figure)]]

A Crying Shame

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'''A Crying Shame''' is a [[Cutscenes|cutscene]] in [[Paradox Green]]. It is shown when interacting with a [[Henchmen 2.0|Henchman 2.0]] at the roots of the [[Gnomon Tree]] after obtaining the [[Tadd Tonic]].

{|class="wikitable"
!Image||Speaker||Transcript
|-
|[[File:ACryingShameCutscene1.jpg|450px]]|| rowspan="3" | [[Dr. Tinker|Doc]] || ''Help! The Henchmen 2.0 have been trying to sever the roots of the Gnomon Tree. Quick - if there was ever a time to use the Tadd Tonic, it is now!''
|-
|[[File:ACryingShameCutscene2.jpg|450px]]|| ''Great job! The Henchmen are crying their lenses out. They are rusting their own joints together with all those tears. I don't even think the heap would accept those pieces of oxidized scrap! The [[Sprocket]] do have standards.''
|-
|[[File:ACryingShameCutscene3.jpg|450px]]|| ''Look! The roots are growing deeper into the soil and new connections are being made! Paradox Green is now stronger than ever. Truly a wonder of nature!''
|}

[[Category:Cutscenes]] [[Category:Paradox Green]]

Paradox Green

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{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
|-
! scope="row" colspan="2" | Paradox Green
|-
! scope="row" | Funkeys
| 4
|-
! scope="row" | Games
| 4
|-
! scope="row" | Shops
| 0
|-
! scope="row" | Cleaning Stations
| 0
|-
! scope="row" | Portals
| 2
|-
! scope="row" | Enemy
| [[Henchman 2.0]]
|-
! scope="row" | Access to
| [[Funkeystown]]
|}

'''Paradox Green''' is a [[Realms|realm]] released with the [[Paradox Green (Update)|Paradox Green]] expansion.

== Description ==
Paradox Green is designed after the four seasons. Each area's concept is based off of one of these periods. Each is separated by deep chasms caused by the attacks of the Henchmen 2.0. Despite this, they are still connected through various ad-libbed bridges, such as metal paneling, logs, and wooden planks.

The quarter to the northeast is home to the Mulch, and it is designed after the season of spring. This area is covered in gardens and farms, as well as the environmentally friendly technologies created by the Mulch. The Mulch Co-Op sits at the top of this section. The Reclamation Station, a yellow building in the center of the quadrant, allows Funkeys to recycle their old or unwanted furniture items, receiving coins in return.

The quarter to the southeast is home to the Rastro, and it is designed after the season of summer. This area is covered with an eggshell substance that resembles plaster or concrete. Various spikes and pillars sprout from this floor. A pit in the middle of the compound contains 3rd Eye Science Labs, the largest item in the section. There is also a large water-based organ in this area that will play various notes based on what color is selected.

The quarter to the southwest is home to the Tadd, and it is designed after the season of fall. This area is filled with vibrant red, orange, yellow, and brown trees, as well as treehouse huts with thatched roofs. A stream runs through this part, leading to a large pond where the Tadd Pad is located.

The quarter to the northwest is home to the Ace, and it is designed after the season of winter. This area is polluted and covered in snow. It is dotted with various machines, used for preparing the ground and cutting trees. A large, imposing factory takes up much of the area, and in front of it is the Ace Hangar, the Ace's base of operations. To the north, a set of rails leads off toward the horizon.

In the center of Paradox Green is the [[Gnomon Tree]]. This large tree keeps the four seasons of Paradox Green connected and united. However, it is currently occupied by Master Lox's forces, and a Henchman 2.0 stands guard at each corner.

== Story ==
tba

== Rooms ==

=== [[Mulch Co-Op]] ===
Mulch Co-Op is the game room of the Mulch tribe, located to the north of the gardens in the northeast quadrant. It houses Mulch-Market and [[Organic Creations]].

=== [[3rd Eye Science Labs]] ===
3rd Eye Science Labs is the game room of the Rastro tribe, located over a deep pit in the center of the southeast quadrant. It houses Rastro-Market and [[Rasteroids]].

=== [[Tadd Pad]] ===
Tadd Pad is the game room of the Tadd tribe, located in a large lake in the northernmost part of the southwest quadrant. It houses Tadd-Market and [[Lillytadd Tiles]].

=== [[Ace Hanger]] ===
Ace Hanger is the game room of the Ace tribe, located in the center of the northwest quadrant. It houses Ace-Market and [[Operation: Fightplan!]] - representing Winter.

== Portals ==

=== [[Funkeystown]] ===
A portal to Funkeystown is located in the center of the autumn quarter, to the southwest. It is accessible to everyone.

=== Broken Portal ===
A broken portal is located directly to the left of Mulch Co-Op.

== Funkeys ==
* [[Tadd]]
* [[Rastro]]
* [[Mulch]] (Game Creator)
* [[Ace]] (Game Creator)

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:ParadoxGem.PNG|Paradox Green Gem
</gallery>

== Trivia ==
* Paradox Green was the final realm added to the game.

== History ==
'''[[Paradox Green (Update)|5.0]]:''' Introduced.

[[Category:Realms]] [[Category:Paradox Green]]