Drift/Quotes

This page lists the in-game quotes from Drift.

To Any Funkey

Hello! My Name Is Drift

I once made a Funkey Car so fast it got to the finish line five minutes before the race started!

Have you seen Vroom around? I need to adjust his clutch.

If you have need for super Funkey speed, catch a Drift.

Anything you can make, a Drift can make faster.

I'm all revved up to rev something up!

To U.B.

You're a little slow U.B, but I like you. Come by anytime for a turbo-charged upgrade.

To Master Lox

Master Lox! For my newest stunt, watch me disappear! I'm outta here!

To Henchman

You're going to have to be fast to collect my tax, Henchman, if you catch my Drift.

To Mayor Sayso

Mayor Sayso, I want to talk to you about those silly Funkeystown speed limits.

To Jerry Pearl

How can you stand to live on Funkiki Island, Jerry? Everything is so SLOW and relaxed. Boooor-ing!

To Pineapple King

I don't mean to complain, your Highness, but do you realize there isn't one decent parts store on all of Funkiki Island?

To Native

Why are you Natives so nuts for coconuts?

To Thug

Needs tested

To E. P. Royalton

Needs tested