Gabby/Quotes

This page lists the in-game quotes from Gabby.

To Any Funkey

Hello! My Name Is Gabby

You know the old Funkeys' saying: Talk is the gift of the Gabby.

The latest dirt is that Mayor Sayso waxes his moustache with Boggle Butter.

The new Tank Funkmarine has a screen door for a hatch, at least that's what I heard.

I love to chit-chat about chit-chat.

Psss. I heard the real reason the Ptep are wrapped up in all those bandages? Hat hair.

To U.B.

U.B, I have to tell someone or I'll burst. The latest gossip in that all Gabbys are big mouths who can't be trusted! Hey, wait a minute...

To Master Lox

Master Lox?! I'm so surprised...I heard you were much taller.

To Henchman

A Master Lox Henchman! Read my lips: No more taxes!!!

To Mayor Sayso

Hello, Mayor Sayso. Is it true that a family of Funkey rodents lives in your beard?

To Jerry Pearl

Jerry? Aren't you the Funkey who sold me beach front property in the Great Funkey Desert?

To Pineapple King

The Pineapple King! I heard that you and the Queen of Cottage Cheese have been seen a lot together.

To Native

Go ahead, my Native friend, you can tell me and I won't tell another Funkey. Do you have to shave your legs when you wear those grass skirts?

To Thug

Needs tested

To E. P. Royalton

Needs tested