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Series Funkiki Island
Zone Funkiki Island
Game Room Webley Outpost
Game Fly Catcher
Rarities Common, Rare, Very Rare

Webley is a Funkey released with the Funkiki Island expansion. The Webley tribe is native to Funkiki Island.



In-Game Description

Don’t let their hairy scary appearance lead you astray, the Webley are a highly intelligent and creative tribe of legendary inventors and explorers. In fact, the Webley have patents and trademarks on more inventions and have discovered more lands than anyone else in Terrapinia. Most famous of them is the World Wide Web, invented by one particularly hairy scary Webley called Ali Gory. Ali was known for his wildly wicked and way out stories and tales. His World Wild Web, spun entirely by his mind, is the cornerstone of all Funkeys communication. Many of today’s technologies spun out from Ali’s web creation including web phones, web travel, web mail, and web voting (a particular favorite of Ali’s).

But soon after the creation of web advertising, the Webley started to become disillusioned with the high tech, fast paced, hustle and bustle of Funkeys Town. They sent their great explorer, Captain Brock Loosetoe, to find a remote island where the Webley could relocate, away from all technology, when he discovered Funkiki Island and its native inhabitants, he knew it was the place.

On Funkiki Island, the Webley have become outdoorsy. Using their webs as ropes, sails, and various other tools, the Webley now live a subsistent existence in an outpost deep in the jungles of Funkiki Island. They only use natural fibers, spun by themselves, catch all their own food and have become the vocal caretakers of the planet. In order to raise funds for their cause, they conduct jungle tours, catering to only the most courageous Funkey travelers.

Data Values

These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

  • Normal (Gray) - 92
  • Rare (Blue) - 93
  • Very Rare (White) - 94


To any Funkey

  • Hello! My Name Is Webley
  • Captain Brock Loosetoe is a hero to all Funkeys with compound eyes.
  • The story of Ali Gory spinning the FunkeyNet is a little sticky.
  • We have invented more inventions than Dr. Tinker...almost.
  • Ali Gory for Funkey President!
  • Webley spun the first World Wide Web!

To U.B.

  • Remember to be careful around Terrapinia, U.B. Not all Funkeys who spin webs are Webleys.

To Master Lox

  • Master Lox! You really know how to crash a Webley's system!

To Henchman

  • I suppose you want my coins, Henchman? What Funkey carries coins anymore? That's so dial-up.

To Mayor Sayso

  • Mr. Mayor. I want to set up an appointment to talk to you about opening a new "Webley Cafe" in Funkeystown.

To Jerry Pearl

  • Jerry, remember to boot me up with any of those Funkey explorers who want to weave through the web of the Funkiki jungle.

To Pineapple King

  • Hello, Big Chief Pineapple. Taking a break from the tribe?

To Native

  • No coconuts today, island buddy. But next time I'm deep in the heart of the Funkiki jungle, I'll snare you a webful.


  • The Webley known as Ali Gory is a reference to Vice President Al Gore, who once claimed that he invented the Internet.
  • The Webley known as Brock Loosetoe could be a reference to French explorer Jacques Cousteau.


2.0: Introduced.