Con

Con is an NPC appearing in Funkeystown and the Royalton Racing Complex.

Appearance

Con has a traditional Funkey body shape, with lime green skin and beady black eyes. His left eye is accented with an American dollar sign, and the top of his head features thinning brown hair. Con wears a green plaid vest, with a white undershirt and yellow tie. His shoes are brown.

In-Game

Con is featured in car shops located in Funkeystown and the Royalton Racing Complex. In his introductory cutscene, he shows himself to be a fast-talking, sleazy businessman, interested in selling people cars at presumably outrageous prices. Con provides U.B. with a key and a garage expansion to the Crib upon first being met; from then on, he acts as a shopkeeper, with his primary wares being cars that the garage can display.

In the first Wendy's Disc story, Con serves a more relevant role; U.B., wanting to go on a road trip with Lucky and Sprocket, is told by the latter to visit Con for cheap-priced cars. Con, ever the unreliable salesman, advertises one of his "best cars," which is so great that "owning one is like owning two." He warns U.B. not to take sharp corners with it. U.B. does not heed this warning, and they realize that the car literally does split into two copies of itself when it turns a corner, thus flooding U.B. with spare cars they don't want.