Cutscenes
Cutscenes are short films shown at key points in a realm's story.
Funkeystown
Funkeystown has twenty eight cutscenes, the most of any realm. They are narrated by Mayor Sayso, Spiel, Gabby, Con, Marshall and Angus Funkwell, the most characters in any realm.
Welcome to Funkeystown
The Great Disaster
Pesky Henchmen
Hoodwinked
Mayor Sayso
Henchman
Master Lox
A Shard is Found
A Fantastic Development
Shattered and Scattered
Funkeystown Gem
Master Lox Revealed
Friendly Little Critters
Filthy Funkey
Jerry
Native
Pineapple King
Breaking News
Cons Yer Man!
The Dream States
Chat Houses
Fphone
Funkey-Fone
A Strange Dirigible
The Funkey Trunk
Angus Manor
Of Familiars and Keystones
Paws in the Honey Jar
Kelpy Basin
Kelpy Basin has four cutscenes. They are narrated by Mayor Sayso.
A Shard is Found
A Fantastic Development
Shattered and Scattered
Kelpy Gem
Magma Gorge
Magma Gorge has four cutscenes. They are narrated by Mayor Sayso.
A Shard is Found
A Fantastic Development
Shattered and Scattered
Magma Gem
Laputta Station
Laputta Station has four cutscenes. They are narrated by Mayor Sayso.
A Shard is Found
A Fantastic Development
Shattered and Scattered
Laputta Gem
Funkiki Island
Funkiki Island has seven cutscenes. They are narrated by Jerry.
Welcome to Funkiki
Wicked Snowboard Moves
A Bright Idea
A Bucket of Yum!
A Sticky Situation
The Pineapple King
Official Member of the Tribe
Royalton Racing Complex
Royalton Racing Complex has at least two cutscenes. They are narrated by Tach and Con.
Welcome to the RRC
Cons Yer Man!
Dream States
The Dream States have ten cutscenes. They are narrated by Marshall, Dali and Goya.
Welcome to Daydream Oasis
Just Veg Out
A Dreamcatcher Forms
Pulling a Weed
A Devious Mirage
Welcome to Nightmare Rift
Incoming!
Pounding Funkey-Burger
Beating Old Chompers
Questions That Need Answers
Hidden Realm
The Hidden Realm has four cutscenes. They are narrated by Kane and King Sidd.
Welcome to the Hidden Realm
Well, Well Tough Guy!
The Gates are Closed!
The Enlightened Path
Paradox Green
Paradox Green has eleven cutscenes. They are narrated by Doc, who is the caretaker of the Gnomon Tree.
Welcome to Paradox Green
Henchmen 2.0
Blustery Turbine
Blown Away
The Blackest Hole
Black Hole Fun
Tadd Tonic
A Crying Shame
Prototype Jetpack
Foundry Fly-By
Balance Restored
Unused
The files contain six unused cutscenes. A couple are for an unreleased Royalton Racing Complex Adventure Pack and the other was removed in the Dream States as dirty Funkeys no longer had to use Cleaning Stations multiple times to be fully cleaned. Three more are unused cutscenes meant for the Hidden Realm, two of which using the first frame of "Welcome to Funkeystown" as a placeholder, with the third being closer to being put in-game, but it will have no voice-overs should it be accessed, this is due to the related audio files not being present in the game's files.