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== To Any Funkey == | == To Any Funkey == | ||
Hello! My Name Is Drift | |||
I | I once made a Funkey Car so fast it got to the finish line five minutes before the race started! | ||
Have you seen Vroom around? I need to adjust his clutch. | |||
If you have need for super Funkey speed, catch a Drift. | |||
Anything you can make, a Drift can make faster. | |||
I' | I'm all revved up to rev something up! | ||
== To [[U.B.]] == | == To [[U.B.]] == | ||
You're a little slow U.B, but I like you. Come by anytime for a turbo-charged upgrade. | |||
== To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]] == | == To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]] == | ||
Master Lox! For my newest stunt, watch me disappear! I'm outta here! | |||
== To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]] == | == To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]] == | ||
You're going to have to be fast to collect my tax, Henchman, if you catch my Drift. | |||
== To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]] == | == To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]] == | ||
Mayor Sayso, I want to talk to you about those silly Funkeystown speed limits. | |||
== To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]] == | == To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]] == | ||
How can you stand to live on Funkiki Island, Jerry? Everything is so SLOW and relaxed. Boooor-ing! | |||
== To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]] == | == To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]] == | ||
I | I don't mean to complain, your Highness, but do you realize there isn't one decent parts store on all of Funkiki Island? | ||
== To [[Native (Figure)|Native]] == | == To [[Native (Figure)|Native]] == | ||
Why are you Natives so nuts for coconuts? | |||
== To [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]] == | == To [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]] == |
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