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== To Any Funkey == | == To Any Funkey == | ||
Hello! My Name Is Gabby | |||
You know the old Funkeys' saying: Talk is the gift of the Gabby. | |||
The latest dirt is that Mayor Sayso waxes his moustache with Boggle Butter. | |||
The new Tank Funkmarine has a screen door for a hatch, at least that's what I heard. | |||
I | I love to chit-chat about chit-chat. | ||
Psss. I heard the real reason the Ptep are wrapped up in all those bandages? Hat hair. | |||
== To [[U.B.]] == | == To [[U.B.]] == | ||
U.B, I | U.B, I have to tell someone or I'll burst. The latest gossip in that all Gabbys are big mouths who can't be trusted! Hey, wait a minute... | ||
== To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]] == | == To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]] == | ||
Master Lox?! I'm so surprised...I heard you were much taller. | |||
== To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]] == | == To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]] == | ||
A | A Master Lox Henchman! Read my lips: No more taxes!!! | ||
== To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]] == | == To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]] == | ||
Hello, Mayor Sayso. Is it true that a family of Funkey rodents lives in your beard? | |||
== To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]] == | == To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]] == | ||
Jerry? Aren't you the Funkey who sold me beach front property in the Great Funkey Desert? | |||
== To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]] == | == To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]] == | ||
The Pineapple King! I heard that you and the Queen of Cottage Cheese have been seen a lot together. | |||
== To [[Native (Figure)|Native]] == | == To [[Native (Figure)|Native]] == | ||
Go ahead, my Native friend, you can tell me and I won't tell another Funkey. Do you have to shave your legs when you wear those grass skirts? | |||
== To [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]] == | == To [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]] == |
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