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This page is a placeholder. Real information will be added soon. Disregard the jokes for now. | |||
== Descriptions == | |||
=== Rooms === | |||
==== Park ==== | |||
This isn't actually a room, it's just a game. | |||
==== Museum ==== | |||
Look at some old stuff, then break some old stuff. | |||
Moving on... | |||
==== Train Station ==== | |||
i like trains | |||
==== Scratch room ==== | |||
I wish they played rock here. | |||
Anyone else a Periphery fan? | |||
==== Lotus room ==== | |||
Ah, nature. I don't have anything else to say. | |||
==== Drift room ==== | |||
They drive cars. Their game has nothing to do with cars. | |||
==== Waggs room ==== | |||
You know how people say that dogs are not very intelligent? | |||
Not here. | |||
==== Holler room ==== | |||
I'll probably find some rock here. | |||
What about Rise Against? Anybody like them? | |||
Starset? | |||
Anybody? | |||
Alright, I'll get back to work... | |||
==== Gabby room ==== | |||
Eh, never really liked her. | |||
=== Shops === | |||
==== Shopping District ==== | |||
Most of these have horrible items. | |||
Maybe except for the paint place. | |||
==== Funkeystown Fine Rides ==== | |||
Nothing screams "false advertising" like making you go deep into another zone to get the car on the roof. | |||
=== Cleaning Stations === | |||
==== Perfume Pansy ==== | |||
The only one I can remember the name of. | |||
==== The dentist ==== | |||
Ah, I just love the sounds of drilling and screaming, don't you? | |||
==== Car wash thing ==== | |||
< insert witty quote here > | |||
==== The fountain ==== | |||
Seems like more of a tourist attraction than a bath. | |||
=== Portals === | |||
You can get anywhere from here! | |||
==== Magma Gorge ==== | |||
Northwest, I think. Can't check now. | |||
==== Laputta Station ==== | |||
How can any of them survive there? It's just floating in space. | |||
==== Kelpsy Basin ==== | |||
How can most of them survive there? It's completely underwater. | |||
And only one of them has gills. | |||
==== Funkiki Island ==== | |||
I think I know why Three Days Grace is terrible now. | |||
==== Daydream Oasis ==== | |||
I have never seen any of these places in a daydream. | |||
Or in a normal dream. | |||
==== Nightmare Rift ==== | |||
''I hate every ape I see'' | |||
''From chimpan-a to chimpan-z'' | |||
''No, you'll never make a monkey out of me'' | |||
''Oh my god, I was wrong'' | |||
''It was earth all along'' | |||
''You've finally made a monkey'' | |||
''(Yes we've finally made a monkey)'' | |||
''You've fi'' | |||
''N'ly'' | |||
''Made'' | |||
''A'' | |||
''Mon'' | |||
''Key'' | |||
''Out'' | |||
''Of'' | |||
''Meeeeeeee'' | |||
'''''I love you, Dr. Zaius!''''' | |||
==== Paradox Green ==== | |||
I'm too afraid to try to backup my saves to try this. | |||
==== Hidden Realm ==== | |||
Izuru Kamakura's favorite Portal. | |||
''...No? Nobody gets that reference?'' | |||
''Aight...'' | |||
==== Royalton Racing Complex ==== | |||
You finally get to be a celebrity. | |||
==== Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands ==== | |||
...Or not. | |||
==== Angus Manor ==== | |||
That's not even a portal. | |||
It's just some guy's house. | |||