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== | == Description == | ||
== Rooms == | |||
=== Park === | |||
This isn't actually a room, it's just a game. | This isn't actually a room, it's just a game. | ||
=== Museum === | |||
Look at some old stuff, then break some old stuff. | Look at some old stuff, then break some old stuff. | ||
Moving on... | Moving on... | ||
=== Train Station === | |||
i like trains | i like trains | ||
=== Scratch room === | |||
I wish they played rock here. | I wish they played rock here. | ||
Anyone else a Periphery fan? | Anyone else a Periphery fan? | ||
=== Lotus room === | |||
Ah, nature. I don't have anything else to say. | Ah, nature. I don't have anything else to say. | ||
=== Drift room === | |||
They drive cars. Their game has nothing to do with cars. | They drive cars. Their game has nothing to do with cars. | ||
=== Waggs room === | |||
You know how people say that dogs are not very intelligent? | You know how people say that dogs are not very intelligent? | ||
Not here. | Not here. | ||
=== Holler room === | |||
I'll probably find some rock here. | I'll probably find some rock here. | ||
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Alright, I'll get back to work... | Alright, I'll get back to work... | ||
=== Gabby room === | |||
Eh, never really liked her. | Eh, never really liked her. | ||
== Shops == | |||
=== Shopping District === | |||
Most of these have horrible items. | Most of these have horrible items. | ||
Maybe except for the paint place. | Maybe except for the paint place. | ||
=== Funkeystown Fine Rides === | |||
Nothing screams "false advertising" like making you go deep into another zone to get the car on the roof. | Nothing screams "false advertising" like making you go deep into another zone to get the car on the roof. | ||
== Cleaning Stations == | |||
=== Perfume Pansy === | |||
The only one I can remember the name of. | The only one I can remember the name of. | ||
=== The dentist === | |||
Ah, I just love the sounds of drilling and screaming, don't you? | Ah, I just love the sounds of drilling and screaming, don't you? | ||
=== Car wash thing === | |||
< insert witty quote here > | < insert witty quote here > | ||
=== The fountain === | |||
Seems like more of a tourist attraction than a bath. | Seems like more of a tourist attraction than a bath. | ||
== Portals == | |||
You can get anywhere from here! | You can get anywhere from here! | ||
=== Magma Gorge === | |||
Northwest, I think. Can't check now. | Northwest, I think. Can't check now. | ||
=== Laputta Station === | |||
How can any of them survive there? It's just floating in space. | How can any of them survive there? It's just floating in space. | ||
=== Kelpsy Basin === | |||
How can most of them survive there? It's completely underwater. | How can most of them survive there? It's completely underwater. | ||
And only one of them has gills. | And only one of them has gills. | ||
=== Funkiki Island === | |||
I think I know why Three Days Grace is terrible now. | I think I know why Three Days Grace is terrible now. | ||
=== Daydream Oasis === | |||
I have never seen any of these places in a daydream. | I have never seen any of these places in a daydream. | ||
Or in a normal dream. | Or in a normal dream. | ||
=== Nightmare Rift === | |||
''I hate every ape I see'' | ''I hate every ape I see'' | ||
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'''''I love you, Dr. Zaius!''''' | '''''I love you, Dr. Zaius!''''' | ||
=== Paradox Green === | |||
I'm too afraid to try to backup my saves to try this. | I'm too afraid to try to backup my saves to try this. | ||
=== Hidden Realm === | |||
Izuru Kamakura's favorite Portal. | Izuru Kamakura's favorite Portal. | ||
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''Aight...'' | ''Aight...'' | ||
=== Royalton Racing Complex === | |||
You finally get to be a celebrity. | You finally get to be a celebrity. | ||
=== Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands === | |||
...Or not. | ...Or not. | ||
=== Angus Manor === | |||
That's not even a portal. | That's not even a portal. | ||
It's just some guy's house. | It's just some guy's house. |