Cons Yer Man!

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Cons Yer Man! is a cutscene in Funkeystown and the Royalton Racing Complex. It is shown when purchasing a car for the first time.

Image Speaker Transcript
ConsYerMan1.jpg Con Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a sweet ride! You are one hard Funkey to bargain with! Of course now that you have such a fine set of wheels, you're going to need somewhere to store that baby! Yeah!
ConsYerMan2.jpg Well, you can't really park that beauty in the middle of your living room now can you? A fine ride like that deserves a place of its own! You should think of building a garage onto your crib to really show those wheels off!
ConsYerMan3.jpg Building a garage? It's easy! Just go to your crib, and you will see what to do! Now can I interest you in a warranty or maybe a special undercoat? ....Wait, don't run off! ....Where are you going? ....Don't forget ....If you need any more cars, Con's your man!