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Series Base Game
Realm Kelpy Basin
Game Room Glub Castle
Game Fish-Bowling
Rarities Common, Rare, Very Rare

Glub is a Funkey released with the base game. The Glub tribe is native to Kelpy Basin.


Glub's design is based on a goldfish. Its eyes are located on the two humps on top of a Funkey's head. On the head, it also has an opened mouth and three orange gills on either side. On its stomach are eight scales arranged in a lozenge pattern. Each of its feet have five grooves.

Common Glub is yellow, Rare Glub is white, and Very Rare Glub is black.

In-Game Description

The Glub are extremely agile and elegant when submerged but on land are like….well, a fish out of water.

The Glub speak in a strange bubbling slurping way that most Funkeys find difficult to understand. But oddly enough, the Glub have the most beautiful singing voices. All their speech difficulties go away when they sing. They perform in the great Funkey Hall, always sing the Funkey anthem "We Want the Funk", before sporting events and, of course, at Parliament.

Despite their awkwardness on land, the Glub waddle around with their noses in the air and act like big superstars. They are the royalty of all Funkey celebrities and they act like it.

Data Values

These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

  • Normal (Yellow) - 20
  • Rare (White) - 24
  • Very Rare (Black) - 25


To any Funkey

  • Hello! My Name Is Glub
  • Just because we have our noses in the air, doesn't mean we don't have our fins on the ground.
  • Glub don't act like big Funkey superstars...we ARE big Funkey superstars.
  • On dry land, I feel like I have two left fins.
  • Recently, I sang the National Anthem for Parliament.
  • My cousins' a Nibble, but don't tell.

To U.B.

  • I do have some advice for you, U.B. Never speak to a Glub unless the Glub speaks to you first.

To Master Lox

  • Master Lox! You wouldn't dare make trouble for a Glub...would you?

To Henchman

  • A robot trying to tax a Glub? Please, talk to my accountant.

To Mayor Sayso

  • Mayor Sayso, we need to speak about the size of my dressing room when I sing the anthem on the Fourth of Funkeys Day.

To Jerry Pearl

  • Jerry the Funkey beach bum speaking to ME? This must be some kind of Deuce prank.

To Pineapple King

  • A King! Finally, someone worthy of meeting ME.

To Native

  • I'm a Glub, you silly Native. Why would a Glub have coconuts?


  • Glub's name was misprinted as Gulb in early packaging.


Base Game: Introduced.