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Series Base Game
Zone Laputta Station
Game Room Xener Landing
Game Invasion!!!
Rarities Common, Rare, Very Rare

Xener is a Funkey released with the base game. The Xener tribe is native to Laputta Station.


Xener are based on typical depictions of Martians, or little green men. Xener have wide, oval-shaped, featureless eyes. They have a quark symbol on their head, and are suited in gray and black jumpsuits. Common Xener have green skin, while Rare Xener have red and Very Rare Xener have black- making the symbol on their head very hard to see.

In-Game Description

Xener means traveler in Funkey. In the late 40th century, Funkeys were obsessed with space travel. They spent millions of coins on missions that accomplished very little. The last flight mission crashed and remains intact to remind them of this frivolous program but the Xener still believe that space travel is the final frontier.

It was the Xener experience with travel that helped the Guild of Master Technicians build the first portals. Their intention was to boldly go where no Funkey had gone before – the furthest reaches of space. But they found the portals ill equipped to reach that far. An unexpected benefit was using these portals for travel throughout Terrapinia.

Now the Xener spend most of their time playing space video games, honing their skills for one day, they will return to space.

Data Values

These values can be inputted into CheatEngine to access the Funkey without its figure.

  • Normal (Green) - 53
  • Rare (Red) - 57
  • Very Rare (Black) - 58


To any Funkey

  • Hello! My Name Is Xener
  • Give me wide open outer space any day.
  • Space: just another Funkey frontier.
  • Xener go boldly where no Funkey has gone before!
  • Space is the place for this Funkey!
  • I'm a space cadet and proud of it!

To U.B.

  • Hello U.B. Are you interested in becoming a space cadet, like me?

To Master Lox

  • Master Lox! Now I REALLY wish I was on a planet far, far away!

To Henchman

  • Sorry, Henchman, but all my funds go to the Funkeys' Space Program.

To Mayor Sayso

  • Mayor, have you had time to review my "Space Ladder" proposal?

To Jerry Pearl

  • Sorry Jerry, you're just too spacey, even for me!

To Pineapple King

  • If you're the "Pineapple King," then why do all your followers go around collecting coconuts?

To Native

  • Did you know that the first Xener Space Craft were made from coconuts, my Native friend? At the time, it was very expensive.


  • When talking to a Native, the Xener describe that their first space crafts were built from coconuts. This references the Coconut 1, the ark that all of the other Natives took to jettison their people into deep space in search of new lands. Whether or not there is a significance to this connection is unknown, but the Xener are referred to in the Native's codex entry.
  • In one of the early commercials for U.B. Funkeys, a Xener is erroneously depicted with its usual mouth replaced by a goatee. This may have been an effort to create a new mouth rig for the model for the sake of the Xener's speaking role in that commercial.


Base Game: Introduced.