Funkeystown

Funkeystown
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Descriptions

Rooms

Park

This isn't actually a room, it's just a game.

Museum

Look at some old stuff, then break some old stuff.

Moving on...

Train Station

i like trains

Scratch room

I wish they played rock here.

Anyone else a Periphery fan?

Lotus room

Ah, nature. I don't have anything else to say.

Drift room

They drive cars. Their game has nothing to do with cars.

Waggs room

You know how people say that dogs are not very intelligent?

Not here.

Holler room

I'll probably find some rock here.

What about Rise Against? Anybody like them?

Starset?

Anybody?

Alright, I'll get back to work...

Gabby room

Eh, never really liked her.

Shops

Shopping District

Most of these have horrible items.

Maybe except for the paint place.

Funkeystown Fine Rides

Nothing screams "false advertising" like making you go deep into another zone to get the car on the roof.

Cleaning Stations

Perfume Pansy

The only one I can remember the name of.

The dentist

Ah, I just love the sounds of drilling and screaming, don't you?

Car wash thing

< insert witty quote here >

The fountain

Seems like more of a tourist attraction than a bath.

Portals

You can get anywhere from here!

Magma Gorge

Northwest, I think. Can't check now.

Laputta Station

How can any of them survive there? It's just floating in space.

Kelpsy Basin

How can most of them survive there? It's completely underwater.

And only one of them has gills.

Funkiki Island

I think I know why Three Days Grace is terrible now.

Daydream Oasis

I have never seen any of these places in a daydream.

Or in a normal dream.

Nightmare Rift

I hate every ape I see

From chimpan-a to chimpan-z

No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my god, I was wrong

It was earth all along

You've finally made a monkey

(Yes we've finally made a monkey)

You've fi

N'ly

Made

A

Mon

Key

Out

Of

Meeeeeeee

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

Paradox Green

I'm too afraid to try to backup my saves to try this.

Hidden Realm

Izuru Kamakura's favorite Portal.

...No? Nobody gets that reference?

Aight...

Royalton Racing Complex

You finally get to be a celebrity.

Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands

...Or not.

Angus Manor

That's not even a portal.

It's just some guy's house.