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== | == Description == | ||
== Rooms == | |||
=== Park === | |||
This isn't actually a room, it's just a game. | This isn't actually a room, it's just a game. | ||
=== Museum === | |||
Look at some old stuff, then break some old stuff. | Look at some old stuff, then break some old stuff. | ||
Moving on... | Moving on... | ||
=== Train Station === | |||
i like trains | i like trains | ||
=== Scratch room === | |||
I wish they played rock here. | I wish they played rock here. | ||
Anyone else a Periphery fan? | Anyone else a Periphery fan? | ||
=== Lotus room === | |||
Ah, nature. I don't have anything else to say. | Ah, nature. I don't have anything else to say. | ||
=== Drift room === | |||
They drive cars. Their game has nothing to do with cars. | They drive cars. Their game has nothing to do with cars. | ||
=== Waggs room === | |||
You know how people say that dogs are not very intelligent? | You know how people say that dogs are not very intelligent? | ||
Not here. | Not here. | ||
=== Holler room === | |||
I'll probably find some rock here. | I'll probably find some rock here. | ||
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Alright, I'll get back to work... | Alright, I'll get back to work... | ||
=== Gabby room === | |||
Eh, never really liked her. | Eh, never really liked her. | ||
== Shops == | |||
=== Shopping District === | |||
Most of these have horrible items. | Most of these have horrible items. | ||
Maybe except for the paint place. | Maybe except for the paint place. | ||
=== Funkeystown Fine Rides === | |||
Nothing screams "false advertising" like making you go deep into another zone to get the car on the roof. | Nothing screams "false advertising" like making you go deep into another zone to get the car on the roof. | ||
== Cleaning Stations == | |||
=== Perfume Pansy === | |||
The only one I can remember the name of. | The only one I can remember the name of. | ||
=== The dentist === | |||
Ah, I just love the sounds of drilling and screaming, don't you? | Ah, I just love the sounds of drilling and screaming, don't you? | ||
=== Car wash thing === | |||
< insert witty quote here > | < insert witty quote here > | ||
=== The fountain === | |||
Seems like more of a tourist attraction than a bath. | Seems like more of a tourist attraction than a bath. | ||
== Portals == | |||
You can get anywhere from here! | You can get anywhere from here! | ||
=== Magma Gorge === | |||
Northwest, I think. Can't check now. | Northwest, I think. Can't check now. | ||
=== Laputta Station === | |||
How can any of them survive there? It's just floating in space. | How can any of them survive there? It's just floating in space. | ||
=== Kelpsy Basin === | |||
How can most of them survive there? It's completely underwater. | How can most of them survive there? It's completely underwater. | ||
And only one of them has gills. | And only one of them has gills. | ||
=== Funkiki Island === | |||
I think I know why Three Days Grace is terrible now. | I think I know why Three Days Grace is terrible now. | ||
=== Daydream Oasis === | |||
I have never seen any of these places in a daydream. | I have never seen any of these places in a daydream. | ||
Or in a normal dream. | Or in a normal dream. | ||
=== Nightmare Rift === | |||
''I hate every ape I see'' | ''I hate every ape I see'' | ||
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'''''I love you, Dr. Zaius!''''' | '''''I love you, Dr. Zaius!''''' | ||
=== Paradox Green === | |||
I'm too afraid to try to backup my saves to try this. | I'm too afraid to try to backup my saves to try this. | ||
=== Hidden Realm === | |||
Izuru Kamakura's favorite Portal. | Izuru Kamakura's favorite Portal. | ||
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''Aight...'' | ''Aight...'' | ||
=== Royalton Racing Complex === | |||
You finally get to be a celebrity. | You finally get to be a celebrity. | ||
=== Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands === | |||
...Or not. | ...Or not. | ||
=== Angus Manor === | |||
That's not even a portal. | That's not even a portal. | ||
It's just some guy's house. | It's just some guy's house. | ||
Revision as of 21:19, 22 January 2018
| Funkeystown | |
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| Funkeys | Test |
| Games | Test |
| Shops | Test |
| Cleaning Stations | Test |
| Portals | Test |
| Access to | Test |
This page is a placeholder. Real information will be added soon. Disregard the jokes for now.
Description
Rooms
Park
This isn't actually a room, it's just a game.
Museum
Look at some old stuff, then break some old stuff.
Moving on...
Train Station
i like trains
Scratch room
I wish they played rock here.
Anyone else a Periphery fan?
Lotus room
Ah, nature. I don't have anything else to say.
Drift room
They drive cars. Their game has nothing to do with cars.
Waggs room
You know how people say that dogs are not very intelligent?
Not here.
Holler room
I'll probably find some rock here.
What about Rise Against? Anybody like them?
Starset?
Anybody?
Alright, I'll get back to work...
Gabby room
Eh, never really liked her.
Shops
Shopping District
Most of these have horrible items.
Maybe except for the paint place.
Funkeystown Fine Rides
Nothing screams "false advertising" like making you go deep into another zone to get the car on the roof.
Cleaning Stations
Perfume Pansy
The only one I can remember the name of.
The dentist
Ah, I just love the sounds of drilling and screaming, don't you?
Car wash thing
< insert witty quote here >
The fountain
Seems like more of a tourist attraction than a bath.
Portals
You can get anywhere from here!
Magma Gorge
Northwest, I think. Can't check now.
Laputta Station
How can any of them survive there? It's just floating in space.
Kelpsy Basin
How can most of them survive there? It's completely underwater.
And only one of them has gills.
Funkiki Island
I think I know why Three Days Grace is terrible now.
Daydream Oasis
I have never seen any of these places in a daydream.
Or in a normal dream.
Nightmare Rift
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me
Oh my god, I was wrong
It was earth all along
You've finally made a monkey
(Yes we've finally made a monkey)
You've fi
N'ly
Made
A
Mon
Key
Out
Of
Meeeeeeee
I love you, Dr. Zaius!
Paradox Green
I'm too afraid to try to backup my saves to try this.
Hidden Realm
Izuru Kamakura's favorite Portal.
...No? Nobody gets that reference?
Aight...
Royalton Racing Complex
You finally get to be a celebrity.
Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands
...Or not.
Angus Manor
That's not even a portal.
It's just some guy's house.