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== In-Game Description ==
== In-Game Description ==
''In the town where I was born''
Another of Dr. Tinker’s failed experiments was his quest to fix the eyesight of all Funkeys. He developed an innovative but doomed procedure to correct bad vision that he called Oasic. By playing the music of a popular Funkey band really loud right into the eyes, the lens that covers all Funkey eyes, called the wonder wall, was supposed to became smooth and flawless. Dr. Tinker always claimed complete success. The problem was the patients no longer produced tears. The Tank, as they became know, had to wear masks that were always filled with salt water so their eyes wouldn’t dry out.


''Lived a man who sailed to sea''
The Tank turned this affliction into a strength, and became the greatest sea explorers in the known world. The Tank are obsessed with undersea discovery as the Xener are with space exploration.


''And he told us of his life''
Prior to the creation of the Dream States, the Tank had fully explored every drop in every ocean throughout Terrapinia, from the shimmering reefs of Kelpy Basin.
 
''In the land of submarines''
 
''So we sailed up to the sun''
 
''Till we found a sea of green''
 
''And we lived beneath the waves''
 
''In our yellow submarine''
 
''We all live in a yellow submarine''
 
''Yellow submarine, yellow submarine''
 
''We all live in a yellow submarine''
 
''Yellow submarine, yellow submarine''
 
''And our friends are all aboard''
 
''Many more of them live next door''
 
''And the band begins to play''
 
''We all live in a yellow submarine''
 
''Yellow submarine, yellow submarine''
 
''We all live in a yellow submarine''
 
''Yellow submarine, yellow submarine''
 
''(Full speed ahead Mr. Boatswain, full speed ahead''
 
''Full speed ahead it is, Sergeant.''
 
''Cut the cable, drop the cable''
 
''Aye, Sir, aye''
 
''Captain, captain)''
 
''As we live a life of ease''
 
''Every one of us has all we need''
 
''Sky of blue and sea of green''
 
''In our yellow submarine''
 
''We all live in a yellow submarine''
 
''Yellow submarine, yellow submarine''
 
''We all live in a yellow submarine''
 
''Yellow submarine, yellow submarine''
 
''We all live in a yellow submarine''
 
''Yellow submarine, yellow submarine''

Revision as of 20:07, 26 January 2018

Tank is a Funkey released with the Dream States expansion. The Tank tribe is native to Daydream Oasis.

In-Game Description

Another of Dr. Tinker’s failed experiments was his quest to fix the eyesight of all Funkeys. He developed an innovative but doomed procedure to correct bad vision that he called Oasic. By playing the music of a popular Funkey band really loud right into the eyes, the lens that covers all Funkey eyes, called the wonder wall, was supposed to became smooth and flawless. Dr. Tinker always claimed complete success. The problem was the patients no longer produced tears. The Tank, as they became know, had to wear masks that were always filled with salt water so their eyes wouldn’t dry out.

The Tank turned this affliction into a strength, and became the greatest sea explorers in the known world. The Tank are obsessed with undersea discovery as the Xener are with space exploration.

Prior to the creation of the Dream States, the Tank had fully explored every drop in every ocean throughout Terrapinia, from the shimmering reefs of Kelpy Basin.