Friendly Little Critters

Friendly Little Critters is a cutscene in Funkeystown. It is first shown when the player approaches the portal to Funkiki Island for the first time.

Transcript

Mayor Sayso: What a spectacular feat! After much hard-work and cooperation, our Funkey technicians have managed to bring another portal online!

Mayor Sayso: To celebrate the repair of the portal to Funkiki Island, you are invited to attend the grand re-opening ceremony. What a great day for all Funkeys!

Mayor Sayso: Look out! Something is coming through the portal!

Mayor Sayso: Gross!! I mean whoops! That was a bit unexpected!

Mayor Sayso: Ahhh, I've seen this before... It seems that Funkiki Kooties, that live on Funkiki Island have come flooding through the newly opened portal into Funkeystown! The lengthy isolation of Funkiki Island caused by the Great Disaster must have led to a bit of an overpopulation problem for the island's Kooties!

Mayor Sayso: But don't worry, Kooties are actually very friendly little critters, and will cause us no harm. But they can be a bit bothersome. Covering you with filth, scum, and disgust is a Kootie's way of showing affection... Um, it looks like they really like you a lot!

Mayor Sayso: They may be harmless, but over time, the Kooties constant decorating will cause you to get filthier and filthier. In order to stay clean, I suggest visiting the numerous cleaning stations throughout Terrapinia!

Mayor Sayso: You could try dipping your feet in the Funkeystown Fish Fountain, visiting the Funkeystown Dentist, or even travel to Magma Gorge to enjoy a cleansing steam bath... Just remember, Funkeys are environmentally friendly so you can only use any one cleaning activity every few hours.