Official Member of the Tribe

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Official Member of the Tribe is a cutscene in Funkiki Island. It plays when the player talks to the Pineapple King while in possession of the Golden Pineapple.

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OfficialMemberOfTheTribe1.jpg Jerry Pearl Hoopah doopah dingha wangha shabbah dabbah ding dong? The Pineapple King says don't be fooled. He is actually six feet tall and can lift 250 pounds. He is also pleased with your righteous gift - he says next time, bring two.
OfficialMemberOfTheTribe2.jpg "Chasm shazzam spaz'em?": he says that lately, the volcano has been making some wicked sounds, and he fears for the safety of his people's village. He says that to please the volcano god he has sent his fearless warriors down into Funkiki Island to steal coins as a sacrifice to the volcano.
OfficialMemberOfTheTribe3.jpg The big kahuna here says all this was foretold on their most ancient cave walls. It predicted a great disaster on the most highest level. But that if a great warrior dude would walk out into the lava without fear, the volcano god would reward him with "The Heart of Funkiki" - oh, and stop the disaster. What kind of fool would try something like that?
OfficialMemberOfTheTribe4.jpg I would love to help these little guys out, but how? Is there some way we can use those sweet gifts you earned from each of the Funkeys on the island??
OfficialMemberOfTheTribe5.jpg Woah! Totally awesome! By using the Snowman Suit as a raft, and the Sol Mask to see through those wicked lava fumes, you can reach the gem... uh, I think I'll wait back here where it's safe, and snack on some of that yummy Chum! But don't fear dude, I'll reel you in with the Web Shooter once you have it.
OfficialMemberOfTheTribe6.jpg We've done it!!! I never doubted you for a second! Now that you have the gem from that angry volcano, the Natives' village is no longer in danger, and they'll stop stealing your coins!
OfficialMemberOfTheTribe7.jpg The grand puba wishes to thank you and invites you to become an official member of their tribe. Your new village name is Kalia-Puka-Pow which in our language means "George". He says that you are welcome to visit anytime, and can now purchase items at their village store!
OfficialMemberOfTheTribe8.jpg What's that?? The chief says that they have no further need of gold, and will only accept coconuts as payment from now on... wait... that means I'm rich!!!! Bring on the chum!