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== To Any Funkey ==
== To Any Funkey ==
HELLO! MY NAME IS DRIFT
I ONCE MADE A FUNKEY CAR SO FAST IT GOT TO THE FINISH LINE FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THE RACE STARTED!
HAVE YOU SEEN VROOM AROUND? I NEED TO ADJUST HIS CLUTCH.
IF YOU HAVE NEED FOR SUPER FUNKEY SPEED, CATCH A DRIFT.
ANYTHING YOU CAN MAKE, A DRIFT CAN MAKE FASTER.
I'M ALL REVVED UP TO REV SOMETHING UP!


== To [[U.B.]] ==
== To [[U.B.]] ==
YOU'RE A LITTLE SLOW U.B, BUT I LIKE YOU. COME BY ANYTIME FOR A TURBO-CHARGED UPGRADE.


== To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]] ==
== To [[Master Lox (Figure)|Master Lox]] ==
MASTER LOX! FOR MY NEWEST STUNT, WATCH ME DISAPPEAR! I'M OUTTA HERE!


== To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]] ==
== To [[Henchman (Figure)| Henchman]] ==
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE FAST TO COLLECT MY TAX, HENCHMAN, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.


== To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]] ==
== To [[Mayor Sayso (Figure)|Mayor Sayso]] ==
MAYOR SAYSO, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THOSE SILLY FUNKEYSTOWN SPEED LIMITS.


== To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]] ==
== To [[Jerry Pearl (Figure)|Jerry Pearl]] ==
HOW CAN YOU STAND TO LIVE ON FUNKIKI ISLAND, JERRY? EVERYTHING IS SO SLOW AND RELAXED. BOOOR-ING!


== To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]] ==
== To [[Pineapple King (Figure)|Pineapple King]] ==
I DON'T MEAN TO COMPLAIN, YOUR HIGHNESS, BUT DO YOU REALIZE THERE ISN'T ONE DECENT PARTS STORE ON ALL OF FUNKIKI ISLAND?


== To [[Native (Figure)|Native]] ==
== To [[Native (Figure)|Native]] ==
WHY ARE YOU NATIVES SO NUTS FOR COCONUTS?


== To [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]] ==
== To [[Thug (Figure)|Thug]] ==
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