Paws in the Honey Jar

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Paws in the Honey Jar is a cutscene in Funkeystown. It is shown when the player approaches the portal to the Paradox Green for the first time.

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PawsInTheHoneyJar1.jpg Mayor Sayso Ohhh my! That must be the largest parade of Nectar and Maul I've ever seen; hmmm, truth be told, it's the only one I've ever seen. What do you think is going on? They are marching hard, and they don't look happy. This is a very odd occurrence, an odd occurrence indeed!
PawsInTheHoneyJar2.jpg Some say that the Nectar came home last night and found the Maul with their paws in the honey jar. I would guess that they are traveling to the Hidden Realm to work out their differences at the great Oni Dojo... Such an eventful day! First the portal to Paradox Green is finally restored, and now this. It's enough to make a Scratch's head spin!
PawsInTheHoneyJar3.jpg What is Paradox Green you ask? Paradox Green is a wondrous place full of mystery; perfect for an adventurer like yourself! And if that is not enough to excite you, Paradox Green is also the birth place of the greatest Funkey engineer to ever live, the legendary Dr. Tinker. I am so relieved that the portal is finally open again; this could mean great things for the Funkeys!