Scratch/Quotes

This page lists the in-game quotes from Scratch.

To Any Funkey

Hello! My Name Is Scratch

If you have an itch to dance, all you need is a Scratch!

When I spin my Hypno-Funk, everyone gots to shake their trunk!

Get down, get Funkeys!

I'll spin a disc, you spin your Funkey self!

Are you ready to tear up the dance floor, my Funkey friend?

To U.B.

Listen to what the Scratch-man is spinnin' for you, U.B. Move to your own groove and you'll always be as cool as a Flurry's feet.

To Master Lox

Whoa, Master L! Normally I don't take requests, but in your case I'll make an exception.

To Henchman

A tax 'bot? No way you're getting Scratch's scratch.

To Mayor Sayso

Yo, yo, yo, Mayor Say-so! Lay some spin-control on me.

To Jerry Pearl

Jerry, my island Funkey friend! Let me rotate a few tunes for you to kick back by.

To Pineapple King

Your Majesty, did you know that pineapples make the perfect Funkey back scratcher?

To Native

Sorry, little island buddy. Coconuts are not on Scratch's play list.

To Thug

Needs tested

To E. P. Royalton

Needs tested