Funkeystown

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Funkeystown
Funkeys Scratch, Lotus, Waggs, Drift, Holler, Gabby, Master Lox, Henchman, Mayor Sayso
Games 8 (2 chats)
Shops Test
Cleaning Stations 4
Portals 7 (+ access to Speed Racer zones and Hidden Realm)
Access to All Funkeys

Funkeystown is a realm included with the base game. It is the first realm that the player enters, and acts as the main hub for Terrapinia. Any Funkey can enter Funkeystown, and all portals and zones can be accessed here. The Grand Funkey Station can be found here, where Mayor Sayso gives tips to players, alongside the Great Terrapinia Library, where Funkeys can read about the various Funkey tribes.

Description

Funkeystown's design is based on a coastal city with the trademark Funkeys aesthetic. It is bordered on three sides by round mountains, and meets the ocean in the south.

The northwest quadrant contains a suburban gathering of houses (presumably where the Crib is located). It also contains Pondering Park, Angus Manor, the Perfume Pansy, and the portal to Magma Gorge.

The northeast contains various attractions, such as the Funkeystown Museum, Drift Raceway, Crystal Clean Choppers, and the portal to Laputta Station, as well as access to the Royalton Racing Complex and its grandstands.

The center of Funkeystown contains many businesses and markets, including U.F.U.N.K. Studios, Waggs University, and the Funkeystown Shopping District. The portals to Nightmare Rift and Paradox Green are also located here.

The south is bordered by the ocean, and contains a pier where many commercial and civilian boats are docked. This area contains the portals to Kelpy Basin, Daydream Oasis, Funkiki Island, and the Hidden Realm, as well as the Dot Spot, the Villains Den, and the Fish Fountain.

Funkeystown is the most varied zone in terms of Funkeys. It also contains the most shops, cleaning stations, game rooms, and portals.

Funkeystown is the only zone with access to Paradox Green, the Hidden Realm, and the Royalton Racing Complex.

Rooms

Pondering Park

Pondering Park is the area to enter in order to gain access to the Funk-Jongg game. It does not have an interior.

Funkeystown Museum

The Funkeystown Museum is a room open to all tribes of Funkeys. It has no shop and simply houses Museum Mask Mayhem.

Grand Funkey Station

Located at the center of Funkeystown, Grand Funkey Station provides access to Mayor Sayso's help desk and the Crib Tram, which allowed access to other players' Cribs until the servers were taken offline.

Da Scratch Club

Da Scratch Club is the game room for the Scratch tribe. It is unique in that it is the only game room that makes sound effects when you stand near it. Da Scratch Club houses the Scratch Mart shot and Mix Master Scratch.

Lotus Sanctuary

The Lotus Sanctuary is the game room for the Lotus tribe, located just above the Funkiki Island portal. It houses the Lotus Mart shop and Heart Hoopla.

Drift Raceway

The Drift Raceway is the game room for the Drift tribe, located just south of the Funkeystown Museum. It was added in the Dream State expansion. This room houses the Drift Mart and Flipper Fever.

Strangely, and likely due to a bug, this room was originally simply called "Drift".

Waggs University

The Waggs University is the game room for the Waggs tribe, located behind the Grand Funkey Station. It was added in the Dream State expansion. This room houses the Waggs Mart and Waggs Words.

The Dot Spot

The Dot Spot is the game room for the Dot tribe, located between the Great Terrapinia Library and the Kelpy Basin portal. It was added in the Dream State expansion. This room houses the Dot Mart and Dot Shot.

Since Dot was never released to the general public, the Dot Spot is mainly accessed though Mayor Sayso or the Dot familiar.

Dot took over a building near the Great Terrapinia Library and the Kelpy Basin portal and made it their own. Inside you´ll find the Dot Mart and the game "Dot Shot".

U.F.U.N.K. Studios

Being the closest gameroom in the game, the Holler took a big green building near the Grand Funkey Station and made it home to the Holler Chat and the Holler Mart. There are screens outside and inside the room with various pictures of the game.

Gabby Abbey

Gabbey decided to place her Gabby Chat and Gabby Mart near the Funkeystown Museum, in a round but very pink building, fitting for her design.

The Villain's Den

Master Lox, wanting to have full control and vigilance on the funkeys, set up his base somewhere off coast near the Great Terrapinia Library.

Great Terrapinia Library

Holding a ton of books containing the history of the funkeys, its most priced posetion being the Funkey Codex, where funkeys can learn about themselves and all the other types of funkeys that exist.

Shopping District

Funkeystown has a shopping district, containing shops for specific items like Paint, Patterns, Couches, Chairs, Pets and much more. Their selection is kinda limited but its good enough for players who dont have alot of funkeys to create a nice crib with.

Funkeystown Fine Rides

Con decided to set up his own car shop in Funkeystown. Located near Pondering Park and a broken portal, Con sells his cars to funkeys who wanna ride fast and cool.

Cleaning Stations

Perfume Pansy

This exotic plant sprays a nice perfume to you, making you smell better. Sprout can be found around here on Mondays giving out a quest.

Crystal Clean Choppers

Give the local dentist a visit and come out cleaner, and with sharp clean teeth.

Funkeystown Suds

This cleaning station, based on a car wash, is located at the center of Funkeystown.

Funkeystown Fish Fountain

Get a quick bath from the fountain, which sprays a quick blast of water for a nice bath.

Portals

Magma Gorge

Found near the top of the map, around Da Scratch Club. Accesible by Deuce, Bones, Stitch and Wasabi. Based on fire and lava, make sure not to get burned while in there.

Laputta Station

Found near the waterfall and the entrance to Speed Racer. Xener, Boggle, Vroom, Fallout and Rom can enter here. Set up in a place not too far off from funkeystown, this place is in space with rockets and aliens.

Kelpsy Basin

Found below the map near The Dot Spot. Glub, Sprout, Twinx and Tiki can enter here. Dive underwater and see corals, fish and more.

Funkiki Island

Found near the Lotus Sanctuary, Flurry, Sol, Webley, Nibble, Rewind, Jerry, the Native and the Pineapple King can enter here. Based on a tropical island, relax and have a nice vacation while collecting coconuts in this paradise of an island.

Daydream Oasis

Found near the entrance to Hidden Realm, Dyer, Lucky, Tank and Berger can enter here. Based on nice, peaceful and sweet dreams, this is the place to have a really good night sleep.

Nightmare Rift

Found near the shopping district and the big funkey statue, Vlurp, Sprocket, Snipe and Ptep can enter here. This nightmarish place is based on all the nightmares that anyone could have: broken stuff, terrible secrets, war, monsters. If you wanna have a bad night, then visit Nightmare Rift.

Paradox Green

Found near the Drift Raceway and the Shopping District, Tadd, Rastro, Ace and Maul can enter here. This place is based on nature and technology, and its also the place where the great Dr. Tinker was born.

Hidden Realm

The big ship, found near the Daydream Oasis Portal, can take any funkey to the Hidden Realm, a place forgotten by many. Lone islands stuck in the middle of nowhere. Funkey Warriors train here in preparation for war, but thru the power of teamwork, maybe that can be changed.

Royalton Racing Complex

E.P Royalton built this place near the Funkeystown Museum as the #1 racing complex for the greatest racers like Speed Racer, Racer X and many more, but he only allows his racers to enter, including their crew like Chim Chim and Trixie.

Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands

Located behind Da Scratch Club, this little area serves as a preview of what you can find in the Complex, and you can also see the many racers pass thru with their race cars.

Angus Manor

Angus built this huge manor near the Magma Gorge portal as his resting place. You can find him alongside his many rooms there, and any funkey can enter too.

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