Funkeystown

Funkeystown
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Funkeystown is a realm included with the base game. It is the first realm that the player enters, and acts like a hub for the world.

Rooms

Pondering Park

This isn't actually a room, it's just a game.

Funkeystown Museum

Look at some old stuff, then break some old stuff.

Moving on...

Grand Funkey Station

Main article: Grand Funkey Station

Located at the center of Funkeystown, Grand Funkey Station provides access to Mayor Sayso's help desk and the Crib Tram, which allowed access to other players' Cribs.

Da Scratch Club

I wish they played rock here.

Anyone else a Periphery fan?

Lotus Sanctuary

Ah, nature. I don't have anything else to say.

Drift Raceway

They drive cars. Their game has nothing to do with cars.

Waggs University

You know how people say that dogs are not very intelligent?

U.F.U.N.K. Studios

I'll probably find some rock here.

Alright, I'll get back to work...

Gabby Abbey

Eh, never really liked her.

Shops

Shopping District

Most of these have horrible items.

Maybe except for the paint place.

Funkeystown Fine Rides

Nothing screams "false advertising" like making you go deep into another zone to get the car on the roof.

Cleaning Stations

Perfume Pansy

The only one I can remember the name of.

Crystal Clean Choppers

Ah, I just love the sounds of drilling and screaming, don't you?

Funkeystown Suds

This cleaning station, based on a car wash, is located at the center of Funkeystown.

Funkeystown Fish Fountain

Seems like more of a tourist attraction than a bath.

Portals

You can get anywhere from here!

Magma Gorge

Northwest, I think. Can't check now.

Laputta Station

How can any of them survive there? It's just floating in space.

Kelpsy Basin

How can most of them survive there? It's completely underwater.

And only one of them has gills.

Funkiki Island

I think I know why Three Days Grace is terrible now.

Daydream Oasis

I have never seen any of these places in a daydream.

Or in a normal dream.

Nightmare Rift

I hate every ape I see

From chimpan-a to chimpan-z

No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my god, I was wrong

It was earth all along

You've finally made a monkey

(Yes we've finally made a monkey)

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I love you, Dr. Zaius!

Paradox Green

I'm too afraid to try to backup my saves to try this. Maul and Nectar can't enter the portal for some unholy reason.

Hidden Realm

Izuru Kamakura's favorite Portal.

...No? Nobody gets that reference?

Aight...

Royalton Racing Complex

You finally get to be a celebrity.

Royalton Racing Complex Grandstands

...Or not.

Angus Manor

That's not even a portal.

It's just some guy's house.

Funkeys

• Scratch
• Lotus
• Drift
• Waggs
• Dot
• Holler (Chat)
• Gabby (Chat)
• Mayor Sayso
• Henchman
• Master Lox